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I got something to straighten your break.
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We had this really cool adventure saving Earth,
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and I was pretty happy.
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Anyways, I needed some me time,
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and I came to Australia,
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and that's when I moved in with Darryl.
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Hello.
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And here we are.
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You know, it's a nice flat, as you can see.
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And we get along well.
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I guess I just wanted to be around average, every day people.
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Darryl is an average sort of every day guy.
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So it works out well.
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While I'm here,
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I'm trying to get involved with the locals.
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And who's this purple weirdo?
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Vision.
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Surprised you actually knew who that was!
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You have to give back to the community.
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Darryl here is helping me craft an electronic letter.
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I'm writing to Captain America and Iron Man.
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There seems to be something very intense going on between them, and I want to offer my help, my services.
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Dear Tony Stark,
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How's it going?
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I heard you and Captain America were having some relationship problems.
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Dear Steve Rogers,
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Do you remember when I goaded you into killing those prisoners?
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And you made me swear to never tell the other Avengers?
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If there's any other secrets you need kept,
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just let me know. 'Cause I'm not up to much at the moment.
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What are you doing later?
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I was just working...
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What's he doing?
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He's working.
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Keep out Darryl.
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Costume.
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Battles.
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Little Mjölnir, over here, taking a nap.
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Look there's something I've been roasting in the sun for a number of weeks now.
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It's almost ready.
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Delicious.
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Question: What are infinity stones?
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A whole lot of information and ideas.
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And what I'd like to call little clues, speckled around the place.
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And who is the man in the purple chair?
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He's purple.
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His magic glove.
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He doesn't like standing up.
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Fury.
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What does he really know?
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And is Fury his real name?
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Or is it actually pronounced Furry.
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Little Mjölnir here,
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Had on sunglasses in case It gets brighter than the rainbow bridge,
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which often it does.
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Or if you lift up this little thing.
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What's he holding?
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Me.
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If I never wear cutoffs,
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how do I keep waking up in cutoffs?
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Normal pants going in,
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cutoffs coming out.
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You?
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Oh by the way,
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have you heard from Tony Stark and Captain America?
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They didn't contact you?
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I haven't received a single phone call.
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One sec. Pardon.
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Hey T-bone!
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How many times do we have to go over this?
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No amount of money is gonna get me to join your little visiting contest.
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Look, here, talk to Thor.
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He's sort of been waiting to hear from you.
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I have him right here.
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Oh you can't right now?
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Okay.
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Am I disappointed that they didn't invite me to fight with them?
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Um. No.
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He doesn't know how to get in touch with you.
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I don't have a phone.
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He doesn't have a phone.
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Send a raven.
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I'll just start my own team.
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Team Thor. Of course.
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And it would be me. And Darryl.
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Just us.
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Right D?
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Yep.