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  • Hey guys, so one of the most common questions I get all the time is:

  • "Hey, Ryan. Are you single?"

  • And for the past two years, I've been giving you guys the same answer:

  • "Yes."

  • And then I get a whole bunch of comments that are like

  • And honestly, I appreciate it. It is so flattering, it makes me feel good right here.

  • On my boob.

  • But to be honest guys, you have no idea what it's like to date someone like me.

  • There is a reason why I've been single for so long.

  • I probably have every single quality of the worst boyfriend.

  • I am the opposite of romantic. I am the epitome, of un-romance... tic...

  • Surprise, happy anniversary!

  • Oh, thanks...

  • What's wrong?

  • Nothing, but I mean, most couples get each other flowers or roses.

  • Flowers are useless, they just die.

  • But a razor?

  • You needed one, right?

  • No!

  • Then why are your legs been so sandpaper-y lately?

  • Oh...

  • And you did need the toothpaste because I've been using yours to preserve mine.

  • But what about the cactus?

  • It's for the bathroom to remind you something about your poky legs.

  • Whether I'm wrong or I'm right, I have to win every single argument. Even if I'm wrong.

  • I didn't know the biggest animal in the world was a blue whale?!

  • No it's not. It's an Onix.

  • You're so cute when you're stupid.

  • I'm reading it right here.

  • Then it's wrong!

  • Why do you always have to argue with me?

  • Why do you always have to argue with me?

  • You're being really immature right now.

  • You're immature.

  • You can't just copy what I say!

  • You can.

  • 1-0 Ryan.

  • Also I can be very controlling

  • No, you can't go.

  • It's just a family dinner!

  • Are there gonna be any guys there?

  • No.

  • Well, is your dad going?

  • He is.

  • I'm so hurt right now.

  • I get jealous very easily.

  • This hummus is good. I love it!

  • Then why don't you just marry it then?!

  • I always leave the toilet seat up.

  • Hey, honey, could you start putting the toilet seat down when you're done?

  • Well then could you start putting it UP when you're done?

  • 2-0 Ryan.

  • And the worst quality of all, and probably the main reason why I'm still single

  • is because I tend to overreact.

  • Just a little bit.

  • I'm gonna miss you.

  • Do you have to go?

  • You already know though.

  • Well, have a safe flight.

  • Have a safe flight?

  • Have a safe flight?!

  • How dare you put that kinda pressure on me?

  • Wha——

  • I'm not the pilot, I can't control the safety of my own plane!

  • No, no! I——

  • Let alone the entire flight!

  • You know sometimes, you can be really insensitive.

  • Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little bit.

  • But we all know that everyone has these qualities, at least to a certain degree.

  • Because as we all know, nobody is perfect.

  • Whether you think it's your favorite celebrity, or YouTubers,

  • or a new boyfriend or girlfriend that you have been dating for the past months,

  • they are all just as messed up as you are.

  • Because we're all humans.

  • And the trick is not to find the perfect person,

  • but for the perfect person...

  • ...to find the trick.

  • Anyway, if you're in a relationship, or if you're single,

  • no matter what, I just wanna let you guys know that I——

  • Hey.

  • Hi?

  • I just saw your video, and you're right.

  • How? I'm still filming it.

  • No one is perfect, and I forgive you.

  • Because... I still love you.

  • One sec.

  • Oh yeah, and I forgot to tell you guys,

  • I have a really hard time saying "I love you" to people.

  • Me too.

  • What?

  • Ditto.

  • I just told you I love you and you can't even say it back to me?

  • I said me too, I love me too.

  • You know what? Just forget it.

  • I can't believe I wasted all this time on you.

  • Goodbye, Ryan.

  • And have fun finding someone that can put up with you.

  • And I could still hear her words, echoing in my head, as if it just happened yesterday

  • "And have fun finding someone that can put up with you."

  • And that's when I realized, I could not, would not, shan't not let things end like this.

  • Catherine!

  • You have fun finding someone that can put up with you.

  • 3-0 Ryan.

Hey guys, so one of the most common questions I get all the time is:

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The Worst Boyfriend Ever

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