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Now imagine if James Corden, The Host of the “Late Late Show”
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had decided to turn his Los Angeles Home into a hotel. Now,
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it sounds kind of bizarre, but he did just that and it’s been
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an absolute disaster.
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So he’s called me down to check it out.
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This is HOTEL HELL.
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(Cheers and Applause)
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-- .
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This is easily the best idea I have ever had, you know.
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You’ve got Airbnb, you’ve got hotels.
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But what’s between them, HOME-TELS.
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That’s where HOME-TEL CORDEN as a brand is going to take the world by storm.
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James?
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James: Welcome to HOME-TEL CORDEN
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Every Guest gets a hug.
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May the weary traveler rest.
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Now the work begins.
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Follow me to guest reception.
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Welcome to guest reception.
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Checking in?
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Yes.
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May I have your name, please?
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Gordon Ramsay.
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James: Are you-- How are you spelling that?
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R-A-M-S-A-Y
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James: Got it, found it, there you are! Staying in the Corden Suite, the finest suite in the house.
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Isn’t it?
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This is to scale, all of this.
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Let’s get you settled in. Follow me.
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I think Gordon will -- It’s not that he will find problems.
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He will see creases that can be easily ironed out.
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James, what in the hell is this.
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James: Ah, you noticed it.
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How do you miss it? - This is the world famous cardboard karaoke.
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Seat yourself in, go on, I know you want to.
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I want to get to my room.
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James: Yea, you want to get behind there, go on, get in there, this is it.
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Look at that, a dream achieved.
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You are supposed to be a hotelier.
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James: Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh, Like-- ♪ ♪
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Thank you for helping me get to work and you say.
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[Bleep] Off.
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This is crazy, I mean, I’ve never seen a reception like it anywhere in the world.
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For me, I just want to get to the room.
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But this guy, this guy is a joke.
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James: We could leave it there.
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Seriously?
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James: There it is, the James Corden Suite.
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Oh my god. Are you se-
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James: That is exactly the reaction that everybody has.
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Everything’s here.
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The bed, the sheets, this is very much where the magic happens, You know what I am talking about.
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- In this bed? - This is where masturbate.
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James: Snacks, movies, reading materials.
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Hello!
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James: Really make yourself at home because I know I feel at home when I’m in here.
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All right?
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Okay.
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This is so [Bleep] creepy.
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I am gonna have to say something to him.
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The guy is deluded.
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Face everywhere.
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I mean the guy is just, obsessed.
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All of these, "Into The Woods", was he only in one movie?
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It’s not even Halloween and he’s got his face on pumpkin.
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Seriously?
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Oh please. Cordon Condoms?
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All new ventures have stumbling blocks and hurdles.
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You know, was Rome built in a day, no?
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Was Rome built in two days?
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No.
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Was Rome built in three days, No.
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Was Rome built in four days, no, was Rome built in five days, no.
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Was Rome built in 63 days, absolutely not.
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Was Rome built in 64 days.
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No. And that’s how long we have been open.
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Gordon
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Ah, [Bleep]
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Seriously?
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Just wondering do you have any food allergies.
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I’m in the shower.
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This is not normal. No, no!
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No [Bleep] food allergies.
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James: I will see you at dinner.
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[Bleep]
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I would be lying if I would say I’m not a little nervous
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about cooking a meal for, you know, one of the world’s greatest chefs.
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I mean he’s got Michelin Stars for days, what am I other than the nation’s sweetheart.
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There you are, dinner is served.
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Gordon: [Bleep] James: Kale Salad, cucumber
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And after dessert banana boat fri-- fricassee.
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Are you serious?
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James: I think it’s going incredibly well.
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I don’t think he is very hungry, so that is a big thing.
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But I think he’s having a great time.
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And there is one more HOME-TEL experience that I think is gonna blow his mind.
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♪.
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Hi, everybody.
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Thanks for being here.
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Do you know the show?
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♪ This is how we do it.
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♪ The drinks are free.
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♪ I’m sunshine.
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♪ There’s enough of -- ♪♪
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Bitch better have my money.
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How many mother-in-laws does it take to ruin a marriage.
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One.
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Mine.
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I’ll never get it back.
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[BLEEP] I’ll never get it back.
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Gordon: The jokes are terrible, the food is terrible.
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And I think he’s insane.
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He seriously thinks he [Bleep] can sing. Listen to it.
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[Bleep] Nut job.
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James: The circle of life.
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We just got time for one more song.
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No, no, no, stop.
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I’m done.
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No, no, no, more.
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You asked me here to find out what the problems are.
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Food [Bleep], music [Bleep], and you’re just terrible at it.
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I’m sorry, ladies and gentlemen, he seemed to have an outburst.
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I don’t know what your problem is.
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The problem, you, and you only.
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James: I don’t know what to do, my wife won’t -- my wife -- my
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kids are embarrassed.
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I am -- I can’t, I can’t.
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Stop everything.
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I’m sick, I’m sick.
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Sick of the sight of my own face, Gordon!
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You’ve got to understand, I put everything into this.
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I put everything into this.
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And I don’t -- I’ve got one idea that can help fix this place.
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Brilliant!
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(Laughter) Gordon, you can’t do this to me.
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This is my house.
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(Cheers and Applause)
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James: A huge thanks to Gordon Ramsay, what a sport.
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SEASON THREE OF HOTEL HELL PREMIERES TUESDAY MAY 24th.
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It’s absolutely brilliant.
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You don’t want to miss it.