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  • Ben: So every morning Elliot goes for a jog

  • same route same time

  • Every night Elliot prepares himself a drink for the jog

  • This happens to be Elliot's drink

  • Which has been left overnight nice and cold

  • I found out on the internet

  • That if you add eye drops to a drink then drink them

  • It can cause diarrhea

  • How true this is I don't know

  • And if it's safe I definitely don't know

  • But because it's Elliot

  • Sorry bro

  • So I've been hiding in the car all the morning

  • And its 12:08 now and he's just making a move

  • I'm just gonna drive past him quickly

  • The good thing is I only bought this car two weeks ago

  • So he doesn't even know what the number plate is

  • *laughing*

  • So the problem is I've actually lost Elliot

  • and I don't have a clue where he is

  • But on the other hand he does have an iPhone

  • which has Find My iPhone

  • So

  • I got you boy

  • there he is

  • *laughing*

  • Oh no

  • He's not

  • He's having a poo in public

  • He's running on the road

  • What is he doing

  • Oh no oh no the police

  • The police

  • The police

  • Elliot what are you doing

  • Elliot: What are you doing here

  • Ben: I'm buying milk

  • Ben: Elliot why are you taking a poo Elliot: Come here you piece of shit

  • Ben: Elliot why are you taking a poo in the bush

  • Elliot: Cause Ben I've got diarrhea okay

  • Elliot: Ben if I walk in there Ben

  • I'll be shitting myself while I'm going through

  • and they'll call me Runny Giles

  • Ben cut the crap I'm running the rest of the way home

  • Ben: Elliot come on stop it

  • Elliot your

  • Elliot whats that on the back of your leg

  • Elliot: STOP RECORDING

  • Ben: Whats that Elliot

  • Elliot

  • Honestly

  • Elliot what's happening

  • Elliot: GET OUT

  • GET OUT

  • Ben: Elliot whats the matter with you

  • Elliot: I've got diarrhea

  • I've got diarrhea Ben

  • Ben: All right Elliot

  • ELLIOT

  • Elliot

  • You nearly knocked my phone out of my hand

  • Elliot: They're stained

  • They're £36 a pair

  • Ben: Elliot

  • Elliot: You're stupid stuff Ben: Quit drinking that Elliot

  • Ben: Elliot stop drinking that

  • It's just gonna make you iller

  • Elliot: Why

  • Ben: Because I put

  • Because I put

  • I put

  • eye drops in the water that's why

  • Elliot

  • Elliot: Why would you do that

  • Ben: Google it Elliot

  • Elliot: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

  • Ben: Just Google it

  • Just Google it

  • Elliot: Fine then I will

  • Ben: *mouths* He's in the toilet

  • Elliot: Eye drops in water is it Ben

  • YOU PIECE OF SHHH

  • Ben: ELLIOT

Ben: So every morning Elliot goes for a jog

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Ben Phillips | The Runs! - Ben I have Diarrhea

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