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  • [Voice:] Space.

  • Earth.

  • There it is.

  • [Jason:] First!

  • [Green:] Who the FUCK!! cares?

  • [Raccoon:] I can't wait for runch!

  • [Stacy:] Oh my gawd, you think there are gonna be boys at this school or what?

  • [Pink:] Ew. Boys have cooties.

  • [Dingleberry:] Adios, assholes! I'm late for a rave a rave!

  • Whoo!

  • Oh no! Not the explosion factory!

  • [Blue:] Ugh.

  • [Broseph:] Hahaha. Where'd you learn to walk? Cripple school?

  • Nice!

  • [Raccoon:] If you happy and you know it, crap your hands!

  • [Stacy:] Hey bitch, want a pixie stick?

  • [Pink:] My mom says those turn you into a whore.

  • [Stacy:] Probably!

  • [Green:] First day of class?

  • [Blue:] Yeah. [Green:] Splendid! Mine as well!

  • Say, there's a young JERKFACE!! looking for you!

  • Says he wants to beat your BUTT!! until you die!

  • Ha! Ta-taa!

  • [Blue:] Whee. *sigh*

  • [Broseph:] 'Sup, brah. You new here or what?

  • [Blue:] Uh, yeah. First day.

  • [Broseph:] Must be.

  • Cuz otherwise you'd know that this see-saw is for fifth graders.

  • [Blue:] Ah, uh, sorry. I didn't know.

  • [Broseph:] Yeah? Price for playing on the fifth-grade playground

  • is your milk money.

  • [Blue:] But, I'm lactose-intolerant!

  • [Broseph:] Really? Well let's see if you're fist-tose intolerant!

  • [Blue:] (crying)

  • [Broseph:] What's the matter, blue kid?

  • [Blue:] My mom says I drink to much water, that's how come I cry so much!

  • And pee! [Gross!]

  • [Broseph:] You know, I got held back five years,

  • but my muscles didn't!

  • Old McDonald had a farm, now you're gonna die, nerd!

  • [Blue:] No!

  • [Broseph:] Huh? What is that?

  • [Green:] Look! It's an ASS-teroid!

  • [Broseph:] N-n-no!

  • [Blue coughing]

  • [Red:] 'Sup.

  • [Blue:] Huh?

  • [Stacy:] Oh my gawd, who's that?

  • [Kid:] It's a new kid! Get him!

  • [Fighting music]

  • [Stacy:] Oh my god, you're sooo sexy!

  • [Red:] I know.

  • [Blue:] Dude, you saved my life!

  • [Red:] I know.

  • [Blue:] What's your name?

  • [Red:] I know! - I mean, I'm Red.

  • [Blue:] My name's Blue. And no matter what happens,

  • I promise, I will always be your friend!

  • [Red:] I know.

  • 'Cuz I'm AWESOME!

  • [Electronic outtro music]

[Voice:] Space.

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Dick Figures - First Day of Cool (Ep #34)

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    柳俊竹 posted on 2013/05/08
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