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  • - I'm kind of leaning this way

  • so I can stay in the shot with you

  • 'cause you're so short.

  • - Thank you.

  • Hi everybody! Hi everyone! Hi!

  • Who am I here with?

  • - You're here with Caspar.

  • - The worst.

  • My least favorite human.

  • - You're just saying that... (laughter)

  • You're saying that to try to be cool.

  • - No, the truth is I love you.

  • And I brought you here today to record us

  • finally consummating our adoration for each other...

  • (laughter) We're gonna have sex, Caspar!

  • Here's what we're gonna do today, Caspar.

  • Do you know what a Minion is?

  • - I know what a Minion is.

  • - Have you seen the Minions movie?

  • - [Caspar] Nope. - [Tyler] Neither have I.

  • Have you seen Despicable Me?

  • - [Caspar] No. - [Tyler] Neither have I!

  • Oh my God, so we know nothing about anything.

  • I figure all the kids are taking about Minions nowadays

  • and they all hate them, so I figured...

  • - They hate them?

  • - I think they do. It's popular to hate the Minions.

  • I don't really get Minion culture.

  • I'm gonna quiz you on Minion trivia,

  • and if you get the question wrong,

  • I'm gonna shock you,

  • because I just wanna see you in pain.

  • But if you get it right, you can shock me.

  • (Caspar screetches)

  • - Wait, is this a sponsored video?

  • - No, I just think that Minions are clickable!

  • (laughter)

  • You'll know halfway through when I start talking about

  • the Minions audio book, (laughter) you'll know.

  • If you have this at home, don't use it.

  • - Only if you have to.

  • - Only if you're an adult, otherwise it'll hurt you,

  • so don't do it.

  • - Is a forearm meant to be the size of your penis?

  • - Listen... is mine smaller than yours?

  • Let me see your hands... woah!

  • Let me see your muscles.

  • - Not my left one. (Tyler laughs)

  • - Why, what you do? (laughter)

  • Okay, the first question.

  • How tall is the average Minion: 105cm or 75cm?

  • - They're Minions, so they're small... so 75?

  • - You got it wrong. (buzzer)

  • (Casper screams) (Tyler laughs)

  • Are you ready? - [Casper] Yes, go!

  • (Tyler laughs) (Casper screams)

  • - Can you feel it?

  • (Casper screams) (Tyler laughs)

  • Wait, can you really feel it? - [Caspar] Yeah.

  • (Caspar screams) (Tyler laughs)

  • - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...

  • I went up to six.

  • - What does it go up to?

  • - [Tyler] I think 50. - [Casper] No.

  • - This poster for the Despicable Me 2 movie

  • has how many Minions in it?

  • I'm gonna show it right here so everyone can see it.

  • 10400 or 2700?

  • - I'm guessing you're gonna try and trick me,

  • so I'm gonna go for the lower number

  • even though it looks like more. 2700.

  • - It's 10400. (buzzer)

  • (Tyler laughs) - That was the obvious answer.

  • - [Tyler] Okay, are you ready? - [Casper] So seven now?

  • - Seven.

  • (Casper sings) (Tyler laughs)

  • Bob the Minion is different that the other Minions

  • in a way that Mila Kunis and David Bowie

  • are different than other humans.

  • What is it:

  • sinistral chirality, which is lefthandedness,

  • or heterochromia iridium,

  • which is two different colored eyes?

  • - Lefthandedness.

  • That's the obvious answer, so I'm gonna do that.

  • - You're literally so bad at this (laughter).

  • (buzzer)

  • Bob has two different colored eyes.

  • So what is that, eight?

  • One, two, three, four, five...

  • Can you feel it? Is it not going?

  • - [Caspar] It is going! - [Tyler] I don't trust you.

  • - Do you promise on our friendship?

  • - I promise on our friendship, I can feel it.

  • It's like pins and needles, but I'm kind of feeling sick.

  • Do you want me to show you? - [Tyler] Yeah.

  • The most viewed video on YouTube about Minions,

  • is of four Minions singing a song called Banana.

  • How many views does the video have:

  • 65 million, or 345 million?

  • (Minion singing)

  • - Wow. My YouTube channel that I've been working on

  • for years and years and years has 340 something million.

  • I'm gonna go with 345 million. - [Tyler] Are you really?

  • You're wrong. (buzzer)

  • (Tyler laughs) It's 65. - No! What the fuck?!

  • - Are you ready for it? Shock number nine.

  • (Caspar screeches)

  • Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...

  • Does it hurt? - [Caspar] Yeah.

  • - How many Oscar nominations

  • have the Minions earned? - [Caspar] Zero.

  • - Zero, one, two, three or four.

  • - Zero.

  • - Is that your final answer?

  • - Yeah, there's no way.

  • - Two nominations. (buzzer)

  • Best Animated Film and Best Original Song.

  • (Caspar shrieks)

  • (Tyler laughs)

  • There you go.

  • Done, done, done, done, done, done...

  • - I haven't got one right. - I know, you suck at this.

  • - It's starting to really hurt my bone.

  • - What is a Minion's favorite food?

  • Is it hot dog or banana?

  • - They sung a banana song that got 65 million views--

  • - True. - So I gotta go with banana.

  • - Is that your final answer?

  • - Yes, it is Tyler, please.

  • - Dang it! (bell rings)

  • I'm so nervous. Oh my God.

  • I shocked myself with a two earlier and it was too much.

  • - And I've been getting used to it and you're now starting--

  • - I'm so nervous! No, no, no, no!

  • (Tyler laughs)

  • (Tyler screams) Oh my God!

  • I can't even move my... I can't move...

  • Oh my God, oh my God...

  • I couldn't even move my hand. Oh my God, Caspar.

  • I don't think yours is on.

  • It is 100% not on. It is not on.

  • Give it to me.

  • I need to test it because I don't believe you.

  • Yours is not on.

  • - How do I put it on?

  • - Stop, stop, stop, stop!

  • Holy shit, it's on. (Tyler laughs)

  • Caspar, how are you not getting fucked up from that?

  • - I am, I'm just trying to be really cool.

  • - Oh my God. I hate the Minions.

  • - Oh my God. I feel like a dead human.

  • You need to keep getting them wrong.

  • I can't take another one.

  • Evil Minions were created with a PX-41 serum

  • and were designed to be indestructible.

  • What color are they: yellow or purple?

  • - Yellow. They're all yellow, right?

  • (buzzer) - Wrong answer! Thank God!

  • They're purple. The evil ones are purple.

  • (Caspar screams)

  • One, two, three, four, five...

  • I wanna take it down. I feel so bad for you.

  • Now that I've felt it, I hate that I have to do it to you.

  • It feels like I'm torturing friend.

  • How many fingers do Minions have: three or four?

  • Oh my God. My heart is so nervous.

  • - Why couldn't I have watched this?

  • (Tyler laughs)

  • Do you think I could see that poster?

  • - No, no, no. Get out of there.

  • - I'm gonna say three.

  • (Tyler sighs) - No.

  • (Tyler laughs) - You've got it right!

  • - Yes! (Caspar claps)

  • - I hate everything!

  • Wait, oh my God-- - [Caspar] What is it, 13?

  • - No. Please, no. Please.

  • I don't think I can take 13. I'm not even joking with you.

  • - You can't take 13? Yeah, you can.

  • - I'm a simple boy that has a very low threshold for pain.

  • - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

  • 10, 11, 12, 13-- oh, 14! 13!

  • One, two... (Caspar laughs)

  • - [Tyler] I can't! - [Caspar] Three, four, five.

  • - Stop it, stop it, stop it! (laughter)

  • Oh my God. Oh my God.

  • I could cry! (laughter)

  • I hate the Minions!

  • I'm not even exaggerating right now.

  • I am in excruciating pain.

  • - Is it last one? - Last one.

  • There are seven named Minions.

  • Which British YouTuber shares a name with one of them:

  • Dan, Phil, Caspar, Joe, Alfie, Marcus, Louis,

  • Jim, Jack, Finn or Ollie?

  • You're never gonna get it, but if you do I'm gonna die.

  • Only one of them shares a name with a Minion.

  • - If I was an animator what would I call a Minion?

  • - Please don't get it right.

  • - Louis. What?

  • - You got it wrong. (buzzer)

  • - [Caspar] What is it? - [Tyler] It's Phil!

  • - I was gonna say Phil.

  • - No you weren't!

  • (Caspar screams)

  • One, two, three, four, five...

  • (Tyler laughs)

  • - Wow. (Tyler laughs)

  • - Do you feel like you know more about the Minions, Caspar?

  • - I do. I will never forget these questions and answers,

  • that's for sure. - [Tyler] Same.

  • Thank you so much, Caspar, for letting you torture you.

  • - Thank you, thank you.

  • I have a pretty good idea for my video now.

  • - What are we doing on your channel?

  • - I was gonna just play Twister with you,

  • but I think it would be fun to bring

  • this little contraption along.

  • - I'm terrified! How will that even work?

  • - I'm gonna think about it. - [Tyler] We'll see.

  • Go over to Caspar's channel.

  • Subscribe to him, 'cause he's one of my faves.

  • - And subscribe to Tyler, if you haven't yet.

  • He's one of my faves. - [Tyler] Stop it.

  • - Well he is my fave!

  • - You are my second favorite thing,

  • only after hating Minions.

  • There's hating Minions, and then loving Caspar.

  • Those are my hobbies.

  • Thank you so much, Caspar. I love you.

  • - [Caspar] Thank you Tyler. - [Tyler] I'll see you soon.

  • - If you like this video, give it a thumbs up.

  • And if you hate Minions, give it a thumbs up too.

  • That's how we'll know.

  • I'll see you guys tomorrow. Okay, bye.

  • How do you feel about Minions now?

  • - I hate them.

- I'm kind of leaning this way

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MINION TORTURE CHALLENGE (ft. Caspar Lee) | Tyler Oakley

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