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- I'm kind of leaning this way
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so I can stay in the shot with you
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'cause you're so short.
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- Thank you.
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Hi everybody! Hi everyone! Hi!
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Who am I here with?
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- You're here with Caspar.
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- The worst.
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My least favorite human.
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- You're just saying that... (laughter)
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You're saying that to try to be cool.
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- No, the truth is I love you.
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And I brought you here today to record us
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finally consummating our adoration for each other...
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(laughter) We're gonna have sex, Caspar!
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Here's what we're gonna do today, Caspar.
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Do you know what a Minion is?
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- I know what a Minion is.
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- Have you seen the Minions movie?
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- [Caspar] Nope. - [Tyler] Neither have I.
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Have you seen Despicable Me?
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- [Caspar] No. - [Tyler] Neither have I!
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Oh my God, so we know nothing about anything.
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I figure all the kids are taking about Minions nowadays
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and they all hate them, so I figured...
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- They hate them?
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- I think they do. It's popular to hate the Minions.
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I don't really get Minion culture.
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I'm gonna quiz you on Minion trivia,
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and if you get the question wrong,
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I'm gonna shock you,
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because I just wanna see you in pain.
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But if you get it right, you can shock me.
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(Caspar screetches)
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- Wait, is this a sponsored video?
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- No, I just think that Minions are clickable!
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(laughter)
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You'll know halfway through when I start talking about
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the Minions audio book, (laughter) you'll know.
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If you have this at home, don't use it.
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- Only if you have to.
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- Only if you're an adult, otherwise it'll hurt you,
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so don't do it.
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- Is a forearm meant to be the size of your penis?
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- Listen... is mine smaller than yours?
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Let me see your hands... woah!
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Let me see your muscles.
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- Not my left one. (Tyler laughs)
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- Why, what you do? (laughter)
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Okay, the first question.
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How tall is the average Minion: 105cm or 75cm?
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- They're Minions, so they're small... so 75?
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- You got it wrong. (buzzer)
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(Casper screams) (Tyler laughs)
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Are you ready? - [Casper] Yes, go!
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(Tyler laughs) (Casper screams)
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- Can you feel it?
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(Casper screams) (Tyler laughs)
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Wait, can you really feel it? - [Caspar] Yeah.
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(Caspar screams) (Tyler laughs)
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- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...
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I went up to six.
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- What does it go up to?
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- [Tyler] I think 50. - [Casper] No.
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- This poster for the Despicable Me 2 movie
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has how many Minions in it?
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I'm gonna show it right here so everyone can see it.
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10400 or 2700?
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- I'm guessing you're gonna try and trick me,
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so I'm gonna go for the lower number
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even though it looks like more. 2700.
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- It's 10400. (buzzer)
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(Tyler laughs) - That was the obvious answer.
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- [Tyler] Okay, are you ready? - [Casper] So seven now?
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- Seven.
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(Casper sings) (Tyler laughs)
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Bob the Minion is different that the other Minions
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in a way that Mila Kunis and David Bowie
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are different than other humans.
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What is it:
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sinistral chirality, which is lefthandedness,
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or heterochromia iridium,
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which is two different colored eyes?
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- Lefthandedness.
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That's the obvious answer, so I'm gonna do that.
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- You're literally so bad at this (laughter).
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(buzzer)
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Bob has two different colored eyes.
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So what is that, eight?
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One, two, three, four, five...
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Can you feel it? Is it not going?
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- [Caspar] It is going! - [Tyler] I don't trust you.
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- Do you promise on our friendship?
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- I promise on our friendship, I can feel it.
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It's like pins and needles, but I'm kind of feeling sick.
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Do you want me to show you? - [Tyler] Yeah.
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The most viewed video on YouTube about Minions,
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is of four Minions singing a song called Banana.
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How many views does the video have:
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65 million, or 345 million?
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(Minion singing)
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- Wow. My YouTube channel that I've been working on
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for years and years and years has 340 something million.
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I'm gonna go with 345 million. - [Tyler] Are you really?
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You're wrong. (buzzer)
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(Tyler laughs) It's 65. - No! What the fuck?!
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- Are you ready for it? Shock number nine.
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(Caspar screeches)
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...
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Does it hurt? - [Caspar] Yeah.
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- How many Oscar nominations
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have the Minions earned? - [Caspar] Zero.
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- Zero, one, two, three or four.
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- Zero.
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- Is that your final answer?
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- Yeah, there's no way.
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- Two nominations. (buzzer)
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Best Animated Film and Best Original Song.
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(Caspar shrieks)
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(Tyler laughs)
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There you go.
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Done, done, done, done, done, done...
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- I haven't got one right. - I know, you suck at this.
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- It's starting to really hurt my bone.
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- What is a Minion's favorite food?
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Is it hot dog or banana?
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- They sung a banana song that got 65 million views--
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- True. - So I gotta go with banana.
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- Is that your final answer?
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- Yes, it is Tyler, please.
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- Dang it! (bell rings)
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I'm so nervous. Oh my God.
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I shocked myself with a two earlier and it was too much.
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- And I've been getting used to it and you're now starting--
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- I'm so nervous! No, no, no, no!
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(Tyler laughs)
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(Tyler screams) Oh my God!
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I can't even move my... I can't move...
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Oh my God, oh my God...
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I couldn't even move my hand. Oh my God, Caspar.
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I don't think yours is on.
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It is 100% not on. It is not on.
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Give it to me.
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I need to test it because I don't believe you.
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Yours is not on.
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- How do I put it on?
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- Stop, stop, stop, stop!
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Holy shit, it's on. (Tyler laughs)
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Caspar, how are you not getting fucked up from that?
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- I am, I'm just trying to be really cool.
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- Oh my God. I hate the Minions.
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- Oh my God. I feel like a dead human.
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You need to keep getting them wrong.
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I can't take another one.
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Evil Minions were created with a PX-41 serum
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and were designed to be indestructible.
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What color are they: yellow or purple?
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- Yellow. They're all yellow, right?
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(buzzer) - Wrong answer! Thank God!
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They're purple. The evil ones are purple.
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(Caspar screams)
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One, two, three, four, five...
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I wanna take it down. I feel so bad for you.
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Now that I've felt it, I hate that I have to do it to you.
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It feels like I'm torturing friend.
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How many fingers do Minions have: three or four?
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Oh my God. My heart is so nervous.
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- Why couldn't I have watched this?
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(Tyler laughs)
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Do you think I could see that poster?
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- No, no, no. Get out of there.
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- I'm gonna say three.
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(Tyler sighs) - No.
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(Tyler laughs) - You've got it right!
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- Yes! (Caspar claps)
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- I hate everything!
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Wait, oh my God-- - [Caspar] What is it, 13?
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- No. Please, no. Please.
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I don't think I can take 13. I'm not even joking with you.
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- You can't take 13? Yeah, you can.
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- I'm a simple boy that has a very low threshold for pain.
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- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
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10, 11, 12, 13-- oh, 14! 13!
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One, two... (Caspar laughs)
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- [Tyler] I can't! - [Caspar] Three, four, five.
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- Stop it, stop it, stop it! (laughter)
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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I could cry! (laughter)
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I hate the Minions!
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I'm not even exaggerating right now.
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I am in excruciating pain.
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- Is it last one? - Last one.
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There are seven named Minions.
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Which British YouTuber shares a name with one of them:
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Dan, Phil, Caspar, Joe, Alfie, Marcus, Louis,
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Jim, Jack, Finn or Ollie?
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You're never gonna get it, but if you do I'm gonna die.
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Only one of them shares a name with a Minion.
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- If I was an animator what would I call a Minion?
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- Please don't get it right.
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- Louis. What?
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- You got it wrong. (buzzer)
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- [Caspar] What is it? - [Tyler] It's Phil!
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- I was gonna say Phil.
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- No you weren't!
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(Caspar screams)
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One, two, three, four, five...
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(Tyler laughs)
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- Wow. (Tyler laughs)
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- Do you feel like you know more about the Minions, Caspar?
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- I do. I will never forget these questions and answers,
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that's for sure. - [Tyler] Same.
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Thank you so much, Caspar, for letting you torture you.
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- Thank you, thank you.
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I have a pretty good idea for my video now.
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- What are we doing on your channel?
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- I was gonna just play Twister with you,
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but I think it would be fun to bring
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this little contraption along.
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- I'm terrified! How will that even work?
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- I'm gonna think about it. - [Tyler] We'll see.
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Go over to Caspar's channel.
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Subscribe to him, 'cause he's one of my faves.
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- And subscribe to Tyler, if you haven't yet.
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He's one of my faves. - [Tyler] Stop it.
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- Well he is my fave!
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- You are my second favorite thing,
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only after hating Minions.
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There's hating Minions, and then loving Caspar.
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Those are my hobbies.
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Thank you so much, Caspar. I love you.
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- [Caspar] Thank you Tyler. - [Tyler] I'll see you soon.
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- If you like this video, give it a thumbs up.
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And if you hate Minions, give it a thumbs up too.
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That's how we'll know.
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I'll see you guys tomorrow. Okay, bye.
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How do you feel about Minions now?
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- I hate them.