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  • SPEAKING OF DEEP SHAME, THE 2016 ELECTION.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LAST NIGHT, THE PEOPLE OF

  • WISCONSIN REJECTED THE FRONTRUNNERS.

  • ON THE DEMOCRATIC SIDE, THE THE WINNER WAS-- AND JUST HOLD

  • ON, LET ME BRACE MIEDZ FOR YOUR REACTION.

  • BERNIE SANDERS.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I'LL KEEP THOSE HANDY IN CASE

  • THERE'S A STORY ABOUT ONE DIRECTION REUNITING TO GIVE OUT

  • FREE POT.

  • AND LAST NIGHT, BERNIE FIRED UP THE CROWD WITH HIS VICTORY

  • SPEECH.

  • >> I THINK THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY ARE READY FOR A

  • POLITICAL REVOLUTION.

  • YES, WE CAN.

  • YES, WE CAN.

  • >> Stephen: YES WE CAN... STEAL SLOGANS FROM BARACK OBAMA.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) UNLESS THAT ACTUALLY IS BARACK

  • OBAMA AND HE'S AGED EVEN MORE THAN I THOUGHT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • BUT THE BIG NEWS-- THE BIG NEWS LAST NIGHT WAS ON THE REPUBLICAN

  • SIDE.

  • TED CRUZ WON.

  • IT WAS A HUGE UPSET, BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU VOTED FOR TED CRUZ,

  • YOU'RE STILL PRETTY UPSET ABOUT IT.

  • OF COURSE, THE EVEN BIGGER NEWS DONALD TRUMP LOST.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ANALYSTS SAY HE LOST BECAUSE

  • OF...

  • THINGS HE'S SAID AND DONE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALSO-- AND THIS IS JUST AS

  • IMPORTANT-- THINGS HE HASN'T SAID.

  • MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE COMPLAIN THAT TRUMP TENDS TO TALK BIG BUT

  • NEVER COMES UP WITH SPECIFIC PROPOSALS.

  • WELL, ON MONDAY, TRUMP PUT THAT CRITICISM TO BED BY FINALLY

  • GIVING REPUBLICAN VOTERS CONCRETE EXAMPLES OF GOVERNMENT

  • AGENCIES HE WOULD ELIMINATE.

  • >> WOULD YOU ELIMINATE ANY DEPARTMENTS?

  • >> OH, ABSOLUTELY.

  • DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL.

  • I MEAN, THE DEP IS KILLING US ENVIRONMENTALLY.

  • IT'S JUST KILLING OUR BUSINESSES.

  • >> Stephen: YES, ABSOLUTELY.

  • TRUMP PROMISED TO KILL THE WASTEFUL DEPARTMENT OF

  • ENVIRONMENTAL, THE D.E.P.

  • EVEN THE ABBREVIATION IS WASTEFUL.

  • BECAUSE THAT "P" DOESN'T STAND FOR ANYTHING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • NOW, WE LOOKED IT UP, AND THE DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL DOES

  • NOT EXIST, MEANING TRUMP IS EITHER TALKING OUT OF HIS ASS,

  • OR HE'S ALREADY ELIMINATED IT.

  • THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.

  • AND YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE TRUMP ELIMINATES

  • ALL THE OTHER WASTEFUL DEPARTMENTS WE DON'T NEED

  • BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST, BIG GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS LIKE THE

  • FEDERAL BUREAU OF MONEYING.

  • THE DEPARTMENT FOR THE FARMS.

  • THE BUREAU OF BIRDS AND FOXES.

  • THE ENVIRONMENTAL ERECTION AGENCY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE U.S. STEAK DEPARTMENT.

  • THE DEPARTMENT OF THE INFERIOR.

  • THE U.S. GHOST GUARD.

  • THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTINS.

  • THE UNITED STATES MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP.

  • AND THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN CENTIPEDES.

SPEAKING OF DEEP SHAME, THE 2016 ELECTION.

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