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  • Okay. So last week, I saw my son made a video

  • making fun of me. He is so not humble!

  • I gave him life and this is how he repays me?

  • He has no respect for his elders. But you know what?

  • 2 can play at this game. Sticks and stones may break my bones

  • But my son? HAHAHA

  • First off, you said that I'm not really funny.

  • Okay, whatever. But you know what is?

  • When you were a little baby, your wiener was so small, we all thought you are a girl.

  • I told him to sit on the toilet, but he didn't.

  • Ugh! Now he wet his pants.

  • You wet your pants, didn't you?

  • You finished peeing?

  • Wait why is the footage censored? There's nothing to hide anyways

  • Plus, You said that I'm not reallymanly”, but who was the one who immigrated half way

  • across the world at the age of 18 with little money to find a job AND education? And you,

  • you are 21 years old, and you still cannot sleep without your body pillow.

  • Just how many does he have?

  • That’s so embarrassing. Not only that, I always worry about how you'll

  • ever find a girlfriend because you are the worst cook I have ever

  • seen in my life

  • Oh My God. Dad! Dad dad dad dad! Oh my goodness! What happened? Ahhh!

  • Why would anybody date someone who would burn their house down? That's why, of course

  • I like Malibu more than you, look how smart she is.

  • She learns faster than you. You also said I had a poor sense of style.

  • Okay, first off, don't forget who's the one who taught you how to use hair gel

  • Also, everyday, I don't understand why it takes you like 2 hours to get ready because

  • in the end, you're still ugly.

  • We are leaving in 5min Yeah

  • What is he doing? He looks so stupid… I'll wait for you in the car

  • Yeah I'm coming! Ugh, It's been 15 minutes

  • Finally!

  • Huh?

  • I'm leaving without him. This is ridiculous!

  • Also Jeffrey, I've seen your pictures on Instagram.

  • I think you try too hard to look good. Like why are you always touching your hair?

  • I'm pretty sure I don't need to try that hard and I can get more likes than you do.

  • [Camera sound]

  • Okay I posted a picture on Instagram. Everyone, go give it a LIKE!

  • Anyways, that's it for now. But be careful how you talk about me next time.

  • Cause rememberwhat usually happens

  • [GUGH]

Okay. So last week, I saw my son made a video

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