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  • I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.

  • Please! When he left town you stayed in your pyjamas for a month.

  • And! I saw you eat a cheeseburger!

  • Well? Didn't you?

  • I..might have..

  • I can't believe you didn't tell me.

  • Oh come on. Like you tell me everything?

  • What have I not told you?

  • Oh! I don't know. Uhm.

  • How about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from

  • when you were having sex with fun Bobby out on the terrace?

  • What!

  • Wait a minute! Who told you?

  • You are dead meat!

  • I didnt know it was a big secret.

  • Oh it's not big. Not at all.

  • You know, kinda in the same lines as.. Say oh I don't know..

  • Having a third nipple!

  • You have a third nipple?

  • You bitch!

  • Whip it out! Whip it out!

  • No! Come on! There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump, it's totally useless.

  • Oh as oppose as your other multi-functional nipples?

  • I can't believe you! You told me it was a nubbin.

  • Joey what do you think a nubbin was?

  • I don't know, you see something, you hear a word I thought that's what it was.

  • Let me see it again!

  • Joey was in a porno movie!

  • If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me.

  • Oh my god!

  • All right all right all right! I was young and I just wanted a job, okay?

  • But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it.

  • So they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier, but can't,

  • cause there's people having sex on it.

  • Wow. That is wild!

  • So what's it shaped like? Yeah is there a hair on it?

  • What happens if you flick it?

  • Let's go.

  • Oh! Yeah about telling mom and dad

  • I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.

  • Right, you know what? That's it. You've had your chance.

  • Mom, dad.

  • Ross smoked pot in college.

  • What!?

  • You are such a tattletale!

  • Mom, dad.

  • You remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?

  • Both: Yes.

  • Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot

  • but, it was me. I'm sorry.

  • It was you?

  • And dad, you know that mailman that you got fired?

  • He didn't steal your Playboys, Ross did!

  • Yeah well hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!

  • Ross hasn't worked in the museum for a year!

  • Monica and Chandler are living together!

  • Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced! Again!

  • I love Jacques Cousteau!

  • I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!

  • I wanna gooo!

  • Really? Okay so why don't you tell me what happened to Ross? Junior Year in Disneyland?

  • Oh no no I can't do that.

  • If you tell me I'll tell you what Phoebe said.

  • Okay! Okay!

  • So Ross and I were going to Disneyland,

  • and we stopped at this restaurant for tacos.

  • And when I say restaurant I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car.

  • So Ross has about ten tacos

  • and anyway, we're on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little.. iffy.

  • Oh my god.. He threw up?

  • No he visited a town a little south of throw up.

  • Uhh...Those are tacos?

  • Excuse me Mr. Mexico.

  • Either way, I'll pass.

  • Still can't eat those.

  • You told her!

  • Nancy Thompson is getting fired!

  • Okay okay I had food poisoning.

  • It's not like I chose to do it!

  • It's not like I said 'Huh what would make this ride more fun'.

  • Right, you're right, I'm sorry,

  • I shouldn't be laughing.

  • I should be laying down papers for you!

  • How could you tell her?

  • I had to okay? We're getting married.

  • Married couples can't keep secrets from one another.

  • Oh really? Well I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.

  • Dude!

  • What happened in Atlantic City?

  • Well Chandler and I were in a bar.

  • Did you not hear me say dude!

  • And this girl is making eyes at Chandler.

  • Okay?

  • So after a while he goes over to her and uh

  • after a minute or two I see them kissing.

  • Now I know what you're thinking Chandler is not the type of guy

  • who just goes to bars and makes out with girls

  • and you're right. Chandler is not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with "girls"...

  • You kissed a guy!?

  • In my defense it was dark and he was a very pretty guy!

  • I laughed so hard.

  • Hoho! So hard we had to throw out your underwear again?

  • Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.

  • You want to know secrets? Okay! Okay!

  • In college Ross used to wear leg warmers.

  • All right!

  • Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!

  • Ross came in fourth and cried!

  • Oh my god.

  • Oh is that funny?

  • Oh you find that funny?

  • Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too.

  • I already told him everything.

  • You shush!

  • Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner

  • so she ate the macaroni of a jewelry box she made.

  • Ross used to stay home every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls.

  • Monica couldn't tell time until she was thirteen!

  • It's hard for some people!

  • Of course it is.

  • Chandler one time wore my underwear to work.

  • Hey!

  • I'm sorry I couldn't think of anymore for Ross.

  • In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm.

  • That was you.

  • Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.

I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.

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    朱育岐 posted on 2016/06/18
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