You've always been hairy

Hello everybody! Today I am joined with Alfie Deyes

A.K.A my boyfriend. I feel like I start every video like that

whenever I'm with you.

The video that we are filming today is

The Boyfriend Tag!

So I thought, you know what guys -

Wait so is this all about me?

No, it's about us together as a couple

So "The Couple Tag"?

No, but it is called "The Boyfriend Tag"

...because your bring your boyfriend on the channel, okay.

So, I've been really nice to Alfie today

and I've said, you know what, I'll let you come on my channel

And we'll film this video that everyone has been desperate for me to do

since I met you

The pressure!

In case any of you aren't familiar

The Boyfriend Tag is something that has been floating around the internet for a really long time

There is a set of questions I will leave them in the description box

And we're going to answer them for you, honestly

I honestly don't even know what one of the questions is

Question Number 1

Wooh!

Where did we meet?

Are we talking meet?

Meet

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Wait, is this like a competition? Am I meant to know? Or are you meant to know?

Or are we just talking about it?

It's not a competition!

Not everything is a competition, Alfie!

I thought it was like, I have to say and you have to say and we see if we get it right

No! It's just a discussion

Oh it is just informing (for) these guys to know

We met.... at a YouTube event

Back in what year? (In London)

2012? It was in 2012

Me and Louise... It was actually - ooh sorry...

I was gonna say me and Louise went to see you and Marcus in your hotel room

before we went to the event.

It was before the actual event and I remember cause

you were texting me like "oh we're on the way"and stuff

and I was like brushing my teeth and Marcus and I had stayed there the night before

and I remember you, hearing you knocking on the door and I was like topless

and I was like

Is this weird for the first time-

*Nala barks*

Excuse you!

Little bitch.

If the first time I meet Zoe and Louise I'm just like standing here in my boxers

Oh yeah you didn't have-

Cause I, I was like shaving in the bathroom

Or, does Skype count?

Cause we had video called on Skype (nah) for like hours and hours

But physically met...

Nah, I don't think Skype calls count

Ok, in London.

Ok, Question Number 2.

Where was our first date?

Oooh

See- I've got an answer for this

So do I. But I don't know if your answer is the same as my answer

I'm gonna say

Oh ok I was gonna say 3, 2, 1 it

I feel like because we were friends first

It's really hard to know what (no I know it) was the date and what was it

But I feel like our first proper thing that we did together

when we were like seeing each other

Oh, I hate that term

So do I but we weren't like official really

Was when we went

I'm trying to get cosy, cross my legs.

Was when we went on the Brighton wheel.

Oh no I was going to say a different time.

When were you going to say?

I'm going to actually insert some pictures of us on the Brighton wheel

Can I do that? Yeah, yeah

No one has ever seen this pictures before!

It was awkward - it wasn't awkward between us...

but it was awkward because we went on the Brighton wheel

we had some like VIP experience. They were like "do you want champagne before?"

and Zoe's like "I dont even drink!"

I'm like "I don't really want a champagne by myself!"

It was the middle of the day as well

We got on the wheel and we're like hmm, what now?

Honestly

What do we do know?

We were like do we just take Instagrams?

No, it wasn't awkward (no not between us) but the wheel just went on.

It went round and round. Yeah that's what I mean.

I was like I wonder how long we're on this for? Like..

They said 3 times round but we definitely went round like 10 times.

Yeah!

I was going to say when went to go see Billy Elliot

Ooowwwh that was

That was a proper like

Oh yeah but which one happened first?

Z: I think the Brighton wheel happened.. A: We'd have to look on my photos on my phone...

A: ...to see which one

Z: I think the Brighton Wheel happened first.

I think the Brighton wheel happened, but that wasnt like a date.

That was like... It was!

No it wasn't

Yes it was!

Like

You arranged it

and we went up in the wheel

Nah! I didn't even pay for it

Someone just said do we want to go on it for free

Didn't we go to the Sea Life centre as well

That day

Yeah, that was our first proper date

Basically I went to stay at Alfie's and

he was like oh- we probably just filmed a video or something

I think we did a YouNow maybe

I remember it was the day I uploaded my video on Panic Attacks and anxiety

Was it? That very day that I hit upload on that.

Because on the train on the way to Billy Elliot I was reading through everyone's comments

Yeah.

So Zoe arrived at my parents house

um just expecting to come to stay like normal

and I said oh we're going somewhere exciting like I planned a little something and I know

You're not the most keen on surprises, because of your anxiety

Oh you like them but they're just a bit difficult for you

Yeah

So I was like just trust me with this one you're gonna enjoy it. Ok?

Bearing in mind I wasn't great with travel either

and we traveled at peak time.

Yeah. I am surprised we even bloody got there

so we got in the taxi and Zoe was like Ok where are we going?

Like to a restaurant or something?

I said bring your suitcase with you she was like what is going on?

We jumped on the train

Ok we're going to London.

And I wouldn't even let you know where on the train we were going at first

Until they were like saying it was London and stuff

Yeah I know I was like oh my god we could literally end up in anywhere

Like Manchester

Yeah, so um

So we arrived in London

Then you said oh do we need a taxi? And I was like no we don't need another taxi

Because Billy Elliott is literally like outside Victoria station.

so

We walked to Billy Elliott

and yeah I think we went to go and see the show.

And I purposely booked tickets that had aisle seats so we were right next to the aisle

In case Zoe wanted to leave if you felt anxious

Aww you're so cute

Aaah we had the best seats as well you could get

And then

Then we stayed in a hotel

Yeah and then afterwards you were like

Oh so why have we brought our bags are we going back?

And I was like no I've booked a really cool hotel

And we've actually stayed in that hotel since then like 5 times?

Yeah we love that hotel

What was your first impression of me?

Ah I hate cringy stuff like this and we're doing it on YouTube as well

You're gonna hate this whole video then

Be serious

What do you mean first impression?

Like when I saw you across the room at a party that was the first impression, wasn't it?

No when you knew me what was your first impression of me?

No but like first impressions is first impressions

Yeah ok

I saw you across the room at a party

I dunno

I feel like my first impression of you was that you were

Was like DAMN!

No, I think it was that you were really outgoing

Like I was like he is not shy of anything, like

Cause of your like videos and

and like just how you were like you were very charasmatic and you were very like outgoing

But not in like an annoying way just like in your very sure of yourself

Cocky, thanks!

No not cocky. You were just like sure of yourself and confident and like yeah

I think that was my first impression of you

I dunno my first impression of you

Honestly. Did you think I was fit?

No, because what happened is that like Zoe

Long story short, Zoe liked one of my videos

And everyone was commenting like Zoella liked your video

And I was like who the blimmen hell is this?

So I went to her channel and there was like 160,000 subscribers!

I was like oh geez!

I tweeted her saying thanks for liking my video!

And you tweeted me back saying I saw you at the party

And then I DMed you

Literally I- Literally you just DMed me saying 'You got Skype'?

I am never like this!

This is why I can't remember our first impression of each other.

Because I am never like this with girls at all!

Should I see if I can it? I must still have it

And I DMed you saying

What's your skype?

Or something like that

But why didn't I say what's your number?

That evening we Skyped for like 6 hours on video

We used to Skype until like 4am every night

Do you remember that? On video though!

We would hear the birds outside and we were like oh my god we should probably go to sleep

But we didn't even know each other and like the first time I ever spoke to you was on video on Skype!

Like within, like we tweeted each other once

And then we were Skype videoing for 6 hours!

I feel like I am very like that.

Like if I know I am going to get on with someone, I'm like screw the faffing around

Let's just get on!

But was it awkward? Like what did we talk about the first time?

Was it not awkward?

We talked about everything

When did you meet the family?

I met your family the first day I ever came to your house

Yep I met your family

I met your Mum actually do you remember we went out for lunch in that cool place

It was kinda like a church

Yeah! - That was like changed into like

And my grandma!

Yeah and your Grandma was there.

It was me, you, my Mum and my Grandma. - Yeah.

When did I meet your Dad?

Probably just first time I went to your house

Yeah, I don't know when.

Ages ago

Do I have any weird obsessions? If so what?

You never do anything, we kind of already just touched on this

You never do anything a little bit

Like yesterday you read an entire book in like 3 hours

Or you're like, oh have you seen this TV series?

Then you watch it all in one day

Like you're never just like

I'm enjoying this at the moment

You're either obsessed and only doing that thing or nothing at all.

Or not it at all

You're obsessed with Facebook viral videos!

Holy crap!

If Alfie is behind on any deadlines it's because he has been scrolling through Facebook for 5 hours

Watching like all the 30 second videos

It is too hard to not watch them

Or gadgets.

Yeah like camera equipment and stuff

Oooh, Question 6

How long have we been together?

I feel like everyone has their guess. Have we even ever said?

We've never said how long we've actually been together

Funnily enough actually we've never even celebrated an Anniversary

We forget all the time.