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Dear Ryan, can you do Powerpuff Girls?
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The city of Townsville, poorly drawn and home to many,
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including your favorite superhero trio,
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known as the Powerpuff Girls!
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-Hey professor? -Hey, girls! What's up?
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Being that you're really smart and you created human beings
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-basically out of nothing-- -Uh-huh.
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We were just wondering, um...
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Why the f*ck you ain't give us no fingers?!
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Oh!
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I tried to draw my fingers.
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I tried to cut mine.
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Girls, look, it's just the way it happened.
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I didn't try to--
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We oughta blast your finger-having ass right now!
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Girls, no, please! Just let me explain!
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You know how f*cking difficult it is for me to send an e-mail?
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I-I didn't...I don't--
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You ever tried typing with your elbows?!
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(raspberry sound)
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No, but I-I can imagine--
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It's a f*cking pain in the stub.
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Yeah, because we don't got fingers, we ain't got fingernails.
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I mean, how do you expect us to scratch the dirt off our balls?
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Uh...what?
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In P.E., Mr. Sachs says we can't leave class
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until all of our balls are clean and we scratch all the dirt off!
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Oh.
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Sometimes I play with my ponies and they just fall to the ground.
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(pony squeaks)
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(pony squeaks)
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(drooling noises)
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You see what we gotta go through because of you?!
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No, girls, please--
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You have to understand, of course I wanted to give--
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(gasps) Oh no!
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That's the Powerpuff Hotline! Let's go, girls!
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(sighs) (takes deep breaths)
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-(beeping) -What the fu--?!
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(beeping)
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What is it, Mayor?
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Girls, the city of Townsville is under attack!
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-By who? -By Him!
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Who is Him?
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No, Him is him. I don't know who this Who is.
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So who do you want us to stop first?
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Him or Who?
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Who are you talking about?! Just stop Him!
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So we stop Who first, then Him?
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No! Just Him!
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Who is Him? And Him is first?
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Forget about Who and just get Him first!
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Wait, so Who's on first?
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-Just go! -Got it! Let's go girls!
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You know nobody's going to get
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that Abbot and Costello reference, right?
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-Who, Him? -Them.
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Them who?
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(honking)
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(gasps)
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(screaming)
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(screaming)
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(shrieks)
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(gasps) Hello, girls! I've been expecting you.
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(gasps) It's Him!
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Ooh, Him, like his name is Him. That's so not creative though.
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Yes, it is me, Him, and I've come to destroy you!
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Wait, so who's You?
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(Powerpuff Girls yell)
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AAAAAH! Wipeout.
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Any last words, girls?
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Yeah, actually, what are you?
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What?
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Are you supposed to be like a crab?
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Yeah, or like a lobster or something?
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Are you related to Mr. Krabs? (Bubbles! You da best! Mr. K)
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(growls angrily)
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And why is your name Him if you look like a girl?
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Yeah, shouldn't it be Her?
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You kind of look like the demon from Insidious and now I'm scared.
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ENOUGH!
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(gasp)
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Say goodbye, girls!
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Wait!
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(growls) What now?!
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Why are you doing this, Him?
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Because I'm tired of people making fun of me,
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how I'm different and how I'm so red,
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how I have claws for hands!
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(sighs)
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Boy, can we sure relate to that.
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-(Him sighs) -We know what it's like being different.
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At least you have claws!
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Look at us! We don't even have anything.
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No hands, no paws, no hooves. Just plain old stubs.
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Yeah, you're not the only different one.
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People make fun of us too, you know.
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My ponies are still on the ground.
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Oh! I guess we're a little more alike than I thought.
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Yeah, I guess we are, huh.
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Hmmm.
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You know what?
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Go ahead and destroy Townsville.
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We don't like these people anyway.
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Yeah, actually, people are jerks!
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If you're the slightest bit different, people make fun of you!
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Brown ponies!
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Hearing you all talk, I don't feel as angry anymore.
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I don't feel so alone.
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Then maybe you don't have to destroy the town anymore?
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Hmmm, perhaps I don't...yet.
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(together) Really?!
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Goodbye, girls! Wheeeee!
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Huh. Well, that was easy.
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And so, once again, the day is saved,
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Thanks to--
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Hey, professor?
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(gasps) Hey-Hey, girls!
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We just wanted to say that even though
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we don't have fingers of our own,
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we know it's not the end of the world.
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See, girls? That's exactly what I was trying--
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'Cause we're taking yours.
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Wait, what?
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The Powerpuff Girls!
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TEEHEE
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(Ryan) So thank you guys again so much for watching.
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If you want to see the previous video, click the one on the left.
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If you want to see the last Dear Ryan video,
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click the one on the right!
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And, also, thank you so much to our friends at Toonocracy
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for helping this animation come to life.
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Well, I mean the animation didn't come to life,
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it's still an animation, but, you know, well--
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You know what I'm talking about. Just click one. Bye!