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"DROP THE MIC"!
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO GIVE IT UP RIGHT NOW FOR: JAMES "RHYME DESTROYER" CORDEN!
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AND WEIGHING IN AT 90 BEATS PER MINUTE:
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ANNE HATHAWAY!
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪
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Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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SO THERE WAS A COIN-TOSS BACKSTAGE --
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JAMES WILL GO FIRST.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> James: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, HATHAWAY?
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>> YEAH, LET'S DO THIS.
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>> James: JOSH, GIVE ME A BEAT.
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(BEAT) >> JAMES: I ADMIT THAT ANNE IS
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BOTH TALENTED AND SWEET AND IT'S HARD TO SAY ANYTHING
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ABOUT HER THAT'S MEAN BUT IM'MA TRY MY BEST AND AIR IT
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OUT LIKE TANK TOPS AND LIKE HER MOVIE "GET SMART"--
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HER RHYMES ARE GONNA FLOP OH.
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DID I TOUCH ON SOMETHING A BIT ILL-WILLED?
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AM I THE DRAKE OF THIS BATTLE AND ANNE IS MEEK MILL?
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NOW IT'S HER TURN TO TRY AND ACT
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A LITTLE SCARY CAUSE THE ONLY CATWOMAN
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I ACKNOWLEDGE IS HALLE BERRY.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (BEAT)
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>> A CATWOMAN DISS?
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GOSH WHAT DO I DO!
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I CAN'T MAKE FUN OF YOU JAMES 'CAUSE NO ONE'S HEARD OF YOU.
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NOW THAT I FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO SPEAK
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I'LL SAY YOUR RHYMES ARE LIKE YOUR RATINGS--
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INCREDIBLY WEAK THEY SAY DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY
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JOB, BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD I LOOKED YOU UP ON IMDB.
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IT JUST SAID "NOTHING GOOD."
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GOOGLE "JAMES CORDEN IS" IT SAYS "HOPEFULLY DEAD."
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I'M LIKE YOUR WIFE-- I WATCH SETH MEYERS INSTEAD.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (BEAT)
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>> JAMES: ANNE'S PLAYING HARDBALL.
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YOU WANT TO ACT MEAN?
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I'LL LEAVE YOU SHAKING AND CRYING LIKE YOUR "LES MIS" SCENES.
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YOU SAY NO ONE IS WATCHING BUT MY VIEWS STAY CONSISTENT.
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CALL ME MERYL STREEP BECAUSE YOU ARE MY ASSISTANT.
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THIS ISN'T JUST FOR ME, IT'S FOR THE WHOLE U.K.
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MAD AT YOUR AWFUL BRITISH ACCENT IN THE MOVIE ONE DAY.
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TRUST ME, I WONT LOSE TO THIS IMPOSTER.
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IT'S MORE LIKELY THEY'LL ASK YOU AGAIN TO HOST THE OSCARS.
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(BEAT) >> BLIMEY, GUV'NAH!
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DID ME ACCENT MAKE YA SICK?
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ARE YOU ALSO ALLERGIC TO WEARING SUITS THAT FIT?
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OR DID YOU GROW A COUPLE SIZES SINCE YOU GOT DRESSED?
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YOU LOOK LIKE A KFC BUCKET WITH EXTRA BREASTS.
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YOU'RE THE WORST BRITISH EXPORT SINCE SMALLPOX
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AND YOU'RE FULL OF MORE [NO AUDIO] THAN A KITTY LITTERBOX.
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I SAW THAT ONE DIRECTION GAME YOU DID WITH THE TATTOO
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THE ONE DIRECTION THAT MAKES SENSE IS AWAY FROM YOU.
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(CHEERING) >> James: THAT WAS ACTUALLY MEAN. THAT WAS ACTUALLY A BIT MEAN.
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OKAY.
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I GOTTA BRING IT.
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(BEAT) TALK ABOUT MY JACKET SIZE BUT
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ANNE THAT WAS A REACH, YOUR VERSE WENT ON AND ON
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LIKE YOUR OSCAR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
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ITS HARD TO BE MEAN WHEN I THOUGHT OF YOU SO HIGHLY
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BUT I GOT TO TAKE YOU OUT AND ERASE YOUR PRINCESS DIARIES
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MISS GOODIE TWO SHOES, SNATCH THE TIARA OFF YOUR HEAD
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DE NIRO WAS THE INTERN.
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BUT TONIGHT IT'S YOU INSTEAD. CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW MOVIE,
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"THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS," BUT I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS BATTLE.
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YOU CAN KISS MY [NO AUDIO].
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(CHEERING) (BEAT)
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>> ASS KISSES AND DISSES.
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WEAK LINES FULL OF MISSES I'LL BE REAL WITH YOU NOW
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SO YOU CAN'T JUST DISMISS THIS.
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YOU CAN TRY TO KNOCK ME DOWN ROUND AFTER ROUND
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BUT I PROMISE YOU ANNE HATHAWAY WON'T STAY ON THE GROUND
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I WAS HATED AND SHADED BUT NOW I'VE BEEN LIBERATED.
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THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO LEAVE ME INCAPACITATED.
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I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING AND NONE OF IT BROKE ME.
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I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOUR SHOW.
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THE CARPOOL KARAOKE.
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I'LL BATTLE WITH LOVE AND JOY SO I AM ALWAYS UNAFRAID.
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BUT SON -- NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO GET
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HATHA-SLAYED?
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> REGGIE: IT'S TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOUR WINNER IS!
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WHO'S WITH JAMES CORDEN?
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(CHEERING) WHO'S WITH ANNE HATHAWAY?
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THE WINNER, ANNE HATHAWAY!
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>> JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE INCREDIBLE ANNE HATHAWAY!
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COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY!