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- I could use this as a helmet.
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It's so padded.
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Who needs bike helmets?
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Just get a Bombshell bra.
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(mid-tempo guitar music)
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- [Voiceover] Oooh, Wonder Bra.
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- Ooh, whoa (beep).
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- It's like built-in chicken cutlets, kind of.
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- Is that air or something?
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- This is like NASA technology that we now
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use to hold up people's tits.
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- It's comfortable, it feels like a foam mattress.
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- This one's fun to squish.
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- I like this.
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- It's doing the push-up bra thing,
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where like any time I move it feels like
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my whole chest is moving everywhere.
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- There's a lot of stuff going on under here.
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- Kinda just feels like a bra that actually fits.
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- It's just like a little kind of boost from the bottom,
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here, it's not like a crazy drastic change.
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- Like, I expect a push-up bra to
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turn me into Jessica Rabbit.
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- Whoa, what the (beep)?
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This weighs like six pounds.
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- Oh! A what?
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(laughing)
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- Do real boobs feel like water?
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Hmm...
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- You know what this makes me think of
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is the bras you can put like booze in.
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That I would get, that sounds like is has a practical use.
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- The first bra was like Tempurpedic,
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this is like 1970s waterbed.
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- This, I would be nervous about this, like leaking.
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- Whoa! (laughs)
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- I can definitely like see a difference.
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- It's so awkward, cause the water is cold.
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- This one is not doing the same
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effect that I want it to do.
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- There's just like, a glob of water, like sitting
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in front of my boobs, and it's really strange.
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- Because it's just adding water to your boobs,
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instead of pushing everything up.
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This isn't actually a push-up bra.
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See, this is what I want.
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- Does it feel like a boob?
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No, no, you can tell there's like a plastic bag in there.
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- They move naturally. (laughs)
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- When I go like this, it's like,
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like, I'm not grabbing any boob right now.
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- I don't like it as much.
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- If my boyfriend ever felt me up
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while I was wearing this bra, he'd be like,
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"what the fu, what the heck is going on under there?"
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- [Voiceover] The Bombshell.
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- Oh my God!
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- This is all pad, holy crap.
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- From here to here.
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Just padding.
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- Where does your boob go?
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- Now, this is cute.
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I'm gonna wear this for Halloween next year.
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- How expensive is this thing?
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Do I wanna know?
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Ugh, yeah, 50 bucks wasted.
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Daaaaaaamn!
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- I'm holding them and they don't even feel like mine.
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Whoo,I feel like I'm strapped into a bulletproof vest
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right now, because that's how thick these things are.
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- I feel like I'm lying.
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- This looks nice though.
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- I'm gonna have a boyfriend before
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I finish laughing in this thing. (laughs)
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- I feel like I'm about to spill out of it,
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because there's no actual room for my boobs in this.
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- I can't stop looking at myself in this bra, though.
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So I imagine that's the problem, is like a dude
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would just be looking at my chest.
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- But it's not uncomfortable, these aren't
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as uncomfortable as I thought they would be.
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- If I wanted to hook up with someone I just met,
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while wearing this bra, I would probably
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be okay with doing most things,
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except anything in this area.
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- I would just be so nervous, and so self-conscious
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that my actual boobs were gonna disappoint them.
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- You know, nothing looks as sexy as just be naked.
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And like I don't have to pay 50 dollars for that.
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- If somebody gets to see your boobs,
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they're gonna be excited,
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so just take the bra off, live your best life,
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they're not gonna be like,
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"Whoa, that was a lot of padding."
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- I would just want to like encourage people
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to embrace their own bodies,
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but at the same time, if you're really
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insecure about something, go ahead and change it.
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Like, whatever, you do you.
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- If there was an earthquake and
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you were wearing this, and you needed emergency water,
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you just cut it right open.
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Like if Tom Hanks was wearing this is Cast Away,
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he would have been like,
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"Ugh, good, I got at least a day."