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  • How many of you are on Instagram?

  • Okay.

  • Did you see that they changed their logo this week?

  • Did you notice that?

  • Yeah.

  • Here's the original one, and then this is the new one.

  • They thought the original one looked old, and as we all know, looking old is the worst thing that can happen to anybody.

  • A lot of millennials are freaking out about it, which might seem ridiculous to older people, but remember how upset we all got when they switched Darrins on Bewitched?

  • That was really frustrating us.

  • You can't just do that.

  • Thanks to Instagram, now every day has its own different hashtag.

  • It used to be simpler.

  • Like people were sad on Monday, and they were happy on Friday, and on Wednesday we would hump.

  • Now, today, I thought I would actually teach you about the different Instagram days because I am young and hip.

  • And I know what the kids are up to and down with, and I Netflix and chill.

  • And I know what Fetty Wap means.

  • And I do alcohol.

  • And I know about Instagram.

  • So, today is Monday.

  • So you're supposed to post a picture of a guy that you have a crush on.

  • It's called Man Crush Monday.

  • This is a tough one for me.

  • Because I haven't had a real man crush since about 1974, but I did come up with a perfect guy for this one.

  • He's young, he's handsome, he has amazing hair.

  • Not Harry Styles; it is my puppy, Kid.

  • Aw.

  • I have a crush on my puppy.

  • #Adorable

  • Now Tuesday is known as booze day, which I think it's always been.

  • Wednesday is woman crush Wednesday.

  • Now we're talking.

  • Obviously mine would be Portia.

  • But some people post pictures of women that they fantasize about; like my writer Troy posted this sexy green M&M.

  • That's who he fantasizes about.

  • You have to know Troy really.

  • Then I think everybody knows it, throwback Thursday.

  • And then Friday they call flex day Friday.

  • You post a picture of yourself after you go to the gym.

  • I didn't go to the gym so I'm gonna just show you a shirtless picture of tWitch because that's...

  • That's pre Magic Mike, that's before you really ...

  • Yeah, that was the day right there, that was...

  • That I waxed you? Yes, that was the day I waxed you!

  • Yeah, what happened after that, yeah that was the last time I smiled for that day, that was it.

  • So, Saturday, I think, is my favorite.

  • Saturday is Caturday, they call it, so you post pictures of cats.

  • So, I mean... like, for example, this one here.

  • I know!

  • Or this one here.

  • Or this one here.

  • Or this one here.

  • I could do this all day.

  • One more.

  • There.

  • Okay, this is why I don't have time to go out on Caturday nights.

  • Because I'm home.

  • But here's the thing.

  • I don't think that you should have to stick to these themes.

  • I mean, you can make up your own.

  • For instance, Kim Kardashian decided that on every day that ends with a y, she posts a naked selfie.

  • That's what she does.

  • And for me, every day is #dancingday.

How many of you are on Instagram?

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    黃冠瑋 posted on 2016/06/28
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