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  • - YOU WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD NOT HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

  • - MM-HMM.

  • - AND YET, NOW YOU HAVE MORE IN COMMON

  • BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING HIM TO--

  • YOU'RE INTRODUCING HIM TO NEW THINGS THAT

  • HE WOULD NOT HAVE EXPERIENCED, SUCH AS A STRIP CLUB.

  • - OH, YEAH, YEAH.

  • OH, YOU TALKING ABOUT THE BLACK WORLD.

  • both: YEAH.

  • - THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT. THE URBAN SIDE.

  • - I WENT TO WHAT YOU CALL A BLACK STRIP CLUB.

  • - YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, YOU DID.

  • - THAT WAS A-- IT WAS A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

  • - HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?

  • I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE.

  • - OH, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE, ELLEN.

  • [laughter] THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

  • - THE DIFFERENCE FOR ME IS THAT I LOOKED LIKE CASPER

  • WAS INVADING--WAS INVADING THE MIDNIGHT OIL.

  • - ONE OF THE-- HERE'S THE DIFFERENCE, OKAY?

  • IN THESE TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS--

  • AND I HATE TO SEGREGATE THE WORLDS, BUT IT'S TRUE,

  • THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, YOU KNOW?

  • WHEN YOU GO TO A PREDOMINANTLY WHITE STRIP CLUB,

  • IT'S MORE MODELING AND POSING AND THESE ODD MOMENTS.

  • AND THEIR HAIR IS FLUNG, AND THERE'S LIKE--

  • IT'S JUST STARING AT YOU.

  • IT'S A LITTLE ODD TO ME. I DON'T LIKE THE EYE CONTACT.

  • BUT WHEN YOU GO IN THE URBAN WORLD,

  • THERE'S WHAT WE CALL BOOTY POPPIN' AND TRICKS.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • SO WHAT I DID WAS, I WANTED MY FRIEND--

  • THIS IS NOW MY FRIEND.

  • I SAID, "JOSH, YOU NEED THIS EXPERIENCE,

  • JUST TO SAY YOU HAVE ONE."

  • SO I GOT 1,000 ONES.

  • I GOT 1,000 ONES, AND I GAVE THEM TO JOSH,

  • AND I SAID, "YOU HAVE TO SHOW APPRECIATION

  • BY THROWING THIS MONEY."

  • - NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

  • YOU TOLD ME TO DO THIS THING.

  • [laughter] - DON'T--OKAY.

  • - HE TOLD ME TO DO THIS THING. - THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW--

  • - LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT-- WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THING?

  • - IT DOESN'T MATTER. - MAKING IT RAIN.

  • [laughter] - I CALL IT--

  • YEAH, I CALL IT LOSING HARD CASH.

  • AND SO--I'M A JEW.

  • I ASKED KEVIN IF I COULD KEEP THE MONEY

  • TO PUT MY KIDS THROUGH SCHOOL.

  • - HE TRIED TO KEEP IT. - AND HE SAID NO.

  • - HE TRIED TO KEEP IT. - HE SAID NO.

  • - HE TRIED TO KEEP IT.

  • - HE SAID, "YOU DON'T POCKET THAT MONEY.

  • YOU THROW IT LIKE THIS."

  • BUT I HAVE FAT HANDS, SO I--

  • THE MONEY ALL WENT FLYING IN, LIKE--

  • - YOU HURT-- YOU HURT A GIRL.

  • - $1,000-- - HE HURT A GIRL.

  • HE HURT A GIRL UP CLOSE.

  • I SAID, "JOSH, YOU JUST GO ONE BY ONE LIKE THIS,"

  • AND JOSH, BECAUSE OF HIS PUDGY HANDS,

  • HE DID ONE SWOOP.

  • THE GIRL--ALL YOU HEARD WAS, "NO, MY EYE."

  • [laughter]

  • I APOLOGIZED. "NO, BABY, I'M SORRY.

  • HE'S NOT-- HE'S NEW."

  • SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

  • YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?"

  • HE WAS LIKE, "I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU I DID.

  • IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT." - WAIT.

  • I LOVE IT--HOW THIS STORY IS MORE APPROPRIATE

  • THAN ME DOING THE [indistinct].

  • [laughter]

  • - HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO STEAL THE MONEY THOUGH.

  • HE TRIED TO WALK OUT THE CLUB WITH THE MONEY.

  • - I WAS GONNA INVEST IT IN AN IRA.

  • WHAT'S WRONG WITH--

  • [laughter]

  • - OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. WHAT A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

  • AND I--I MEAN, THEY MUST HAVE BEEN THRILLED

  • TO SEE YOU TWO THERE.

  • - NO, THEY-- - THEY HAD NO CLUE WHO I WAS.

  • - NO, THEY DIDN'T. THEY DEFINITELY DIDN'T.

  • A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT JOSH WAS THERE TO AUDIT THE PLACE.

  • [laughter]

  • - OH, I'M SORRY, KEVIN. I'M SORRY.

  • SOME OF US-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • [applause] NO, DON'T SUPPORT THAT.

  • DON'T SUPPORT THAT.

  • SOME OF US CAN'T DRESS AS 1980s VIDEO GAMES, KEVIN.

  • [laughter]

  • - JOSH SHOWED UP TO THE STRIP CLUB

  • WITH A BUTTON-UP SHIRT--

  • - LOOK, I THOUGHT IT WAS A CLASSY JOINT.

  • - AND HE HAD A TIE.

  • - I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING DINNER FIRST.

  • - HE HAD A BUTTON-UP SHIRT AND A TIE

  • AND, LIKE, SOME JEANS WITH SOME SHOES.

  • I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU--

  • "WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER?

  • WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"

  • [laughter]

  • HE WAS LIKE, "I'M READY"--

  • [both laughing]

  • HE KEPT--HE KEPT--

  • IT WAS LIKE--IT WAS LIKE HE CALLED SOMEBODY

  • BEFORE HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS,

  • AND THEY TOLD HIM WHAT TO DO, 'CAUSE HE KEPT--

  • HE WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST READY FOR A GOOD TIME TONIGHT."

  • I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?"

  • I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT IN MY LIFE,

  • BUT IT'S LIKE, WHEN HE WALKED IN THE PLACE--

  • IF YOU COULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE, LIKE--

  • HE WAS TRYING TO ACT COMFORTABLE,

  • BUT IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, I COULD TELL

  • IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY."

  • HE DIDN'T TRY TO GO THERE

  • AND BE THE BLACK GUY IN THE BLACK PLACE

  • AND DO A BUNCH OF THIS STUFF.

  • - I ACTUALLY--I DID. - NO, YOU DID THIS ONCE.

  • YOU DID THIS-- HE DID THIS ONE TIME.

  • YOU DID DO THIS.

  • YEAH, HE WAS LIKE-- HE WAS LIKE--

  • - I DID--I DID ONE OF THESE.

  • I DID A LITTLE-- WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?

  • TWERKING? - NO, DON'T DO THAT.

  • YEAH, YEAH, HE DID THAT.

  • [laughter] HE DID. HE DID.

  • HE DID TWERK. - I DID SOME OF THAT.

  • - HE DID TWERK. HE DEFINITELY DID TWERK.

  • - TURNS OUT THEY PAY PEOPLE TO DO THAT AT THIS PLACE.

  • I DIDN'T HAVE TO. - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

  • OH, MY GOD. Y'ALL ARE HILARIOUS.

  • UH-OH.

  • DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?

  • HOLD ON.

  • [static hisses]

  • - WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW, SOPHIA GRACE?

  • EXPRESS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT.

  • - PINK! - GOOD GIRL.

  • GOOD GIRL.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - [laughing]

  • - SHE'S THINKING IN COLOR. - [laughs]

- YOU WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD NOT HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

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Kevin Hart and Josh Gad Go to a Strip Club

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    Ya Chu   posted on 2016/05/17
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