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  • - Hi ladies, I brought the bagels

  • for the book club this afternoon.

  • - Oh, of course you did.

  • - Morgan, I hope you're bringing your famous

  • blueberry muffins for the bake sale on Thursday.

  • - Of course I am, but I'm gonna do them as cranberry

  • because blueberries are out of season

  • and I don't need pesticides in all those kids.

  • - Fine.

  • So ladies, I'm looking for volunteers

  • to bring juice boxes for the car wash fund raiser.

  • - Oh, I'll bring some raw milk, cheese hemp seed smoothies.

  • Much healthier, no sugar.

  • - Sounds disgusting.

  • - I'm gonna transcend that comment right now.

  • I've been meaning to tell you guys

  • this morning Arachnid said he didn't want to nurse,

  • I think he's weaning.

  • I don't think I'm ready for it.

  • - Isn't Arachnid in third grade?

  • - Yeah.

  • - You know what though,

  • I've done a ton of research on breastfeeding

  • and actually in most countries it is totally common

  • for moms not to wean until six, seven years old.

  • I'm gonna send you guys all a link to Doctor Sear's website

  • because every parent should read what he's has to say.

  • - Oh god, we don't have a computer.

  • No, we got her a typewriter.

  • It's just really important to us

  • that she's raised strictly authentic.

  • Like, she's only listened to vinyl,

  • none of that MP3 processed stuff.

  • - I'm here, I'm here.

  • What day is it today?

  • Oh my god, I locked my keys in my car.

  • I'm here, I'm here.

  • Wait is it Tuesday?

  • Is it soccer practice?

  • No, book club.

  • Oh, was it my day to bring the bagels?

  • - No, no I've got the bagels.

  • - Oh thank god.

  • - But you have something on your shirt.

  • - Poop or chocolate, poop or chocolate...

  • No one knows.

  • Chocolate.

  • Thank god, last time it was poop.

  • Oh, good protein though.

  • You know what Karen,

  • you're a real bitch for bringing those bagels.

  • You knew I was gonna forget 'em.

  • It's not my fault your child can't eat gluten.

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