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  • We send one of our girls

  • Chris Mcgonna, to a rally to collect signatures for a petition

  • she is gonna ask people

  • to sign a petition banning Dihodrogene Monoxide

  • That's Di (2), Hidrogene, Monoxide, (H2O), water

  • that's right, water

  • and she is not going out even to stretcht the truth

  • not at all

  • She is just gonna talk about what water is

  • and what it does

  • with vocabulary intolerant of environmental hysteria

  • Hi, this is a petition for dihodrogen monoxide

  • what it is, it is a chemical that is found

  • now in reservoirs, and in lakes, pesticides

  • different kinds of companies are using it

  • styrofoam companies, nuclear companies

  • and now when they use it in pesticides,

  • when we are washing our food with things like that

  • it is not coming out

  • it, of course, means that it ends in our grocery stores,

  • in our babies' food, stuff like that

  • causes excesive sweating, affects urination,

  • anything that helps the environment

  • These people signed

  • we don't know if they thought, but they signed

  • here we are

  • can I get you guys to sign a petition?

  • what for?

  • banning Dihodrogene Monoxide

  • would you sign?

  • here you are

  • thank you, very much

  • and our petition woman was given signatures left and right

  • OK, mostly left

  • because, man, there are lots of people against that evil WATER

  • It's everywhere, we really need to ban it

  • these passionate, informed people, didn't even need to ask

  • what dihodrogene Monoxide is

  • they didn't even ask

  • is passion suppossed to replace common sense?

  • we understand the desire to join up and do something important

  • it's sexy, to save the world

  • but you gotto spend a couple of minutes to find out

  • if you are really saving the world

  • and not just being herded around

  • by some politically motivates assholes

  • who may not really care that much about the environment

  • but see this as some chance to raise money for whatever

  • they think is a good idea

  • no end never justifies the means, of lying

  • man, there are a lot of people who signed the petition

  • and we aren't talking about a handful of dopes

  • we are talking hundreds

  • it causes a lot of urination, vomiting

  • OK

  • even the head-organizer of this rally signed the petition, eagerly

  • thank you very much

  • hi, this is a

  • and our petition was still getting signatures

  • companies, the pesticides companies, styrofoam companies, nuclear companies

  • all of these people use it

  • finally, we let her tip him

  • are you concerned about water?

  • I am, yeah

  • is water something that should be banned?

  • what sort of water, actually?

  • water

  • should be banned?

  • yes

  • No, I don't think so,

  • I think we need to drink water and

  • I don't know what you mean by it, that water should be banned

  • this petition is to ban water

  • Dihodregene monoxide is water

  • H2O

  • no, no, no

  • yeah, yeah, yeah

  • OK, yeah

  • we set these folks up

  • but it does show that maybe they aren't so much enviromentalists

  • as they are joiners, of anything

We send one of our girls

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    李桂蘭 posted on 2016/05/15
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