Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - [Voiceover] Do you wanna bang tonight? (doorbell rings) - Oh hey, can you stay the fuck in your room? - I'm pretending like I wasn't frantically cleaning for the past 15 minutes. - I tried on seven outfits before I decided on this one. - [both] Bullshit about wine. - I've been wine tasting once. Diverting this nervous energy by looking at a screen. I'm putting the burden of choice on you. - Oh I'm not accepting that responsibility. - Then that case I will offer up five or six very diverse choices to show my intelligence, sense of humor, the fact that I went to college. - Comment about that really popular series everyone's talking about on the internet. - Yeah. - [both] But starting a series together is a lot of commitment. - Who cares, we won't be watching the movie anyway. - Oh yes I just wanna make out a lot. - And do other stuff. Alright getting ready to be nervous for 20 minutes about when to touch you. - And how we decide to sit now will determine a precedent about the rest of our relationship. - Ignoring the fact that my arm's gonna be numb in 10 minutes. - Oh, too close to your butt. Oh, too close to your vagina. Too close-- (gasps) - I'm not actually scared, I just wanted to touch your leg. - Commenting on the movie to start an overlapping dialogue. - I'm answering but I know what you're actually doing considering how close our faces are together. - I'm just kinda talking to talk. - Angling my face hoping you're gonna take a hint. - Hiding my boner with my elbow. - Hoping you're gonna make a move. - I still can't tell if you like me. - Fuck it. (romantic music) - I'm eating your cereal.