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  • - [Voiceover] Do you wanna bang tonight?

  • (doorbell rings)

  • - Oh hey, can you stay the fuck in your room?

  • - I'm pretending like I wasn't frantically cleaning

  • for the past 15 minutes.

  • - I tried on seven outfits before I decided on this one.

  • - [both] Bullshit about wine.

  • - I've been wine tasting once.

  • Diverting this nervous energy by looking at a screen.

  • I'm putting the burden of choice on you.

  • - Oh I'm not accepting that responsibility.

  • - Then that case I will offer up five or six

  • very diverse choices to show my intelligence,

  • sense of humor, the fact that I went to college.

  • - Comment about that really popular series

  • everyone's talking about on the internet.

  • - Yeah.

  • - [both] But starting a series together

  • is a lot of commitment.

  • - Who cares, we won't be watching the movie anyway.

  • - Oh yes I just wanna make out a lot.

  • - And do other stuff.

  • Alright getting ready to be nervous for 20 minutes

  • about when to touch you.

  • - And how we decide to sit now

  • will determine a precedent

  • about the rest of our relationship.

  • - Ignoring the fact that my arm's gonna be numb

  • in 10 minutes.

  • - Oh, too close to your butt.

  • Oh, too close to your vagina.

  • Too close--

  • (gasps)

  • - I'm not actually scared,

  • I just wanted to touch your leg.

  • - Commenting on the movie to start

  • an overlapping dialogue.

  • - I'm answering but I know what you're actually doing

  • considering how close our faces are together.

  • - I'm just kinda talking to talk.

  • - Angling my face hoping you're gonna take a hint.

  • - Hiding my boner with my elbow.

  • - Hoping you're gonna make a move.

  • - I still can't tell if you like me.

  • - Fuck it.

  • (romantic music)

  • - I'm eating your cereal.

- [Voiceover] Do you wanna bang tonight?

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B1 INT US close hoping wine fuck nervous movie

If “Netflix And Chill” Were Honest

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    M Ary Jane   posted on 2016/05/05
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