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When our next guest woke up from anesthesia from wisdom tooth surgery,
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her loving and caring brothers were there to support her
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and make her believe that the apocalypse had begun.
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Take a look.
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The Center for Disease Control in Washington DC has issued a viral outbreak warning.
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State and local officials have reported cases of high fever, nausea, death and even cannibalism.
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Yes.
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You need to get home right now.
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There's some sort of a weird virus outbreak.
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They said this is not a test.
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Okay, okay well, I'm pulling in the driveway right now.
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We're not the U.S. Marines.
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Why can't we just start going now?
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Kevin, a garden hoe isn't what we want.
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We have guns.
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Why are you putting garden equipment in the car?
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All right, I'll go get the guns.
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This is how you use it.
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The safety is right here.
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Pull this.
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Try. I need to see you do it, okay.
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You got to hold it up.
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What is this gonna do against anything?
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Hold the weapon.
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No hold it up. Hold it up, okay.
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You got it?
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Okay.
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I'll be right back.
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We can only take one pet.
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Which pet?
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The cat or the dog?
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The cat you idiot.
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What do we do with the dog?
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He's the worst.
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He's already dying.
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Just leave him, get the cat.
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Okay, I'll put in the cat.
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Mom said we're leaving the dog.
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Okay, that's fine.
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We can only take funfetti or chocolate cake, which one do we take?
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It's funfetti.
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Do you want funfetti or chocolate?
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Why do we need that if there's zombies coming?
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No listen, this is important,
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this will be what we're living off of, which one?
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Funfetti, chocolate?
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Dad said that since he's in Las Vegas that he's close to Mexico and he wants us to
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meet him in Mexico, how good is your Spanish still from high school?
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I can say pants.
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Do you think Costco? Should we go to Costco first?
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No, It's gonna be a bloodbath in there.
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From Waynesburg, Virginia,
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please welcome Cabot, Barrett and their 17-year-old sister, Millicent.
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So how long ago did this happen?
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I got my wisdom teeth out last Thursday,
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Mm-hm.
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And so it was my first time ever going under general anesthesia, or anything.
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And why did you, did you not want them to post it?
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Okay, so they showed it to me, and I was just yes, this is funny,
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but at the same time, why would I ever want anybody see this of me ever.
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Especially like, YouTube.
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Tear people apart, you know?
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It's always like that, you know.
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I was like well, you know, do you think that like Ellen would see it or anything like that?
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Of course she would.
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And they were like, yeah sure, totally!
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And I'm sure that they were like- No way that ever happens.
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Now you know.
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Yup. We saw it.
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They showed it to me and I was like get them here.
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For sure.
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I mean it is the it is so outrageous.
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The lengths that you went to,
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that you pretended that there was an emergency interrupting the radio station you were listening to,
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that your mother was involved.
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My own Mom.
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I mean, I know your own Mom.
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They all did it to you.
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So you had no idea.
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Did they say we're going to document any of it.
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They told me they were going to film it and so I figured,
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I've grown up with them my whole life, lucky me, these terrific brothers.
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And they're awesome so
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I figured you know like they've done some pretty crazy stuff to me in the past.
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Maybe they'll do something,
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I thought they were gonna maybe make me like say something silly or some.
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I didn't realize that they were gonna convince me that my world was falling apart.
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Yeah.
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But your reaction was just so hilarious.
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So who's idea was it and how long ago did you start planning?
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Yeah so this guy is the master mind.
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He came up with it all.
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Go ahead, go ahead.
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We just. We've known for three weeks now that she was getting the teeth out,
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she's such a funny expressive young woman, we're like she would do something
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that was just gold, like for the family to just watch for years to come.
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And everyone does the normal videos.
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And the world to watch for years to come.
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Everyone does normal wisdom teeth videos, and we thought what could make it better?
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Zombies. Zombies.
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Everyone loves zombies.
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Yeah. And we love the show The Walking Dead.
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She's too scared to watch it.
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I hear the noises from the other room while their watching it.
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We kind of knew she was afraid of zombies and we thought let's just do this.
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So we sat down the night before at the kitchen table,
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mapped out like maybe twenty minutes,
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thirty minutes worth of stuff and we called the dentist, got them in on it.
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The dental assistants.
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My mom who was- She was all to willing to get involved.
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Yeah.
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And she was quite convincing that she cared and wanted her to survive.
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Uh-huh. That was the selling point.
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That kinda makes me worried, for future reference, like she's really good at this lying.
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Yeah because what you don't see,
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what I heard was when you got home, she was loading the other car and
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running around trying to act panicked as well.
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Yeah, one of the things that I remember was pulling up to the house.
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And Cabot was the only one driving me home, and then Barrett and my mom had gone home first.
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So, they're literally outside flinging boxes in the cars.
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They're just sprinting across the front yard.
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And I'm just sitting here.
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Somebody help.
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And that they gave you the thing,
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the grabber than they-
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I don't even know what it's called.
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My God. It works in the pantry, to reach up for stuff.
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Everything your reaction would be, that's fine.
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And then, I can say pants.
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Everything, I could see why would want to see her response to things.
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Yeah. All right, we're back with Millicent, Cabot, and Barrett
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And so, you, the choices that you've made her make.
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And I love that you said why am I having to make all these decisions?
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So the cat, you chose the cat.
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Yes, the cat.
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My cat Hercules.
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So tell us about the dog.
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Okay, I've been getting a lot of hatred about this from the dog people naturally,
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cuz if I didn't.
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See look at him, he's beautiful.
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Yes.
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If I didn't know my dog I would think she's awful.
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Aw!
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You, no, you say that.
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You have, okay, he's so cute and
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when you try to pet him and you go up to him, and he's wagging his little tail.
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And then you reach your hand out and
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all of a sudden it's like You've Like a zombie.
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It's terrifying.
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He just bites you.
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He bites.
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He's tiny, and he's like 10 years old.
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He is kinda just like a grumpy old man at this point.
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Yeah. The question is,
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what would he bring to a zombie apocalypse situation to help us?
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Yeah. He might have helped.
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Because I honestly think that he loves our parents
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He's honestly never returned the love that I had given to them and it's hurtful.
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Yeah! And then our cat is meanwhile like this little rub tub of lard.
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he's a rag tag cat.
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He is chubby and he doesn't love me as much as I love him still but
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that is because I love him so much you know?
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So he still loves you a lot, just not as much as you love-
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Yeah.
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You know the cat was very good.
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Most cats aren't good in the car anyways.
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Yeah. Much less all the energy that was going on.
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I was very impressed by the cats energy.
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Yeah. Okay,
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so then you had choose a chocolate cake.
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Or funfetti, right?
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Yeah.
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This one was a lot more I thought out in my subconscious.
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And I'm trying to think why I would've chosen that.
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And that's probably because with chocolate cake you kinda need ice cream or
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icing as a buffer cuz it's really rich you know.
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And I think in that moment I was like we don't have time to get ice cream or icing.
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Funfetti. You need something to light up your day if it's gonna be the apocalypse.
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You need color.
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And I think I was like just kinda like,
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okay, just go with the funfetti if you need something.
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You made good choices because of course Costco is gonna be a blood bath.
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It is though.
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Everybody is always like, I'm would go straight there.
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And I'm like no. Costco's a blood bath on a normal day.
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Much less the apocalypse.
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Stay away from there.
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All right, so we have, your dog's name is Hercules?
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My dog's name is Napoleon.
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And the cat's Hercules.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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We got something for them.
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Because they both deserve to get a little ...
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Wow.
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Fantastic.
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Wow. That's for them.
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My goodness.
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I got something for you.
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No.
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And it is-
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Yes!
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Yes!
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My goodness.
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My goodness.
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Also you kept talking about you
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had to go to Mexico so we're gonna give you a trip to Mexico,
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you wanna take them, you can take your family,
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but you're getting the trip to Mexico to take your family, all right?
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How's your Spanish?
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How's your Spanish?
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Pantalones!
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Pantalones!
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We'll be back.