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English subtitles by: Freddie Wong
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Oh! Brian!
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You'd better have skills in that box if you're gonna score with Jenny Matrix!
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No, Ted this is just a little professional party present
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for the JV captain.
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"Happy party, Jenny. Let's go Coco-nuts..."
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Wait you're gonna bribe your way into JV with a cake?
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Coconut cake.
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Let's just say I'm a 12th level pastrymancer
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and once she tastes this bad boy, I'm in.
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Maybe this date will become a double date!
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Oh! Brian!
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I was meaning to tell you something...
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What was it, what was it, what was it...
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Brian D! You made it!
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Hey, Jenny... um...
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Oh! My gosh! I totally nailed it I have to show you!
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Come to my room!
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Well... what should I do with this bad boy?
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I dunno. Give it to the party.
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Let them eat cake!
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Come on - hurry!
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So... there are a lot of people here...
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First date, huh?
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Wanna... watch me play video games?
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Oh... I thought people did romantic things on first dates.
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Exactamundo.
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Whoa.
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So, uh...
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Lotta cool stuff in this room.
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Huh? Yeah, sorry it's a mess.
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You can just sit wherever.
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Okay...
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This is gonna blow your mind...
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Bam!
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I totally beat your time!
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Suck it!
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Wow. Great job - that's like the...
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Only high score I've ever held in anything.
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Well, that and Dance Ex Machina...
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Wait wait wait...
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You play DXM?
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Which I don't play anymore because that's a
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Lame baby game for babies.
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I play manly games now like, uh, War and...
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Oh my God you're a 12th level dancemancer?
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Did I say "baby game" because I meant, uh...
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"babe game" for, uh, people.
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No it is a baby game.
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Which is why if you tell anyone there's a DXM machine collecting dust in my garage...
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I will literally murder you.
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Wait, you mean you don't play anymore?
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But you were clearly the shiz!
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Yeah... not according to my mom.
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She kinda coaches the Denver Commandos.
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Full disclosure - I totally knew that.
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Let's just say this is an FPS family
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and she expects me to make the pros.
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You're totally gonna! I mean...
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When I saw you at the Invitationals last year
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You made JV captain
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You're amazing, Jenny.
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But that's no excuse not to get your dance on!
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This is a party, you know?
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Let's go fire that baby up!
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Party! Right!
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Speaking of which, we should get back!
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I could totally slam another drink right now!
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Let's go!
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Let's go!
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I've got rock star in my blood, Ki.
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I don't know if you know this but...
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My father is three-time Guitar Hero world champion...
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Freddie Wong.
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I'm assuming you're very good since you've chosen the hardest difficulty level.
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Gotta play hard to rock hard Ki.
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Here we go!
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Jeez! Who calibrated this thing?
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Whoa! New section! Let's see if I can handle this...
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Haven't had to improv in a while...
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Sorry about that! Lousy guitar!
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Let's play my game!
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Whoa - you make games?
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Yeah! That's right! Well...
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Actually the one I'm working on is for children...
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But on the plus side there's no way to lose!
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I'm in!
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What up dudes! Now this is where the real party is going down.
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That cool freshman over there is Games Dean
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And this is the FPS team -
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We have: Cold Turkey, Piepuppy, Alliterator...
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And I'm sure you already know - The Law.
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Hey Brian!
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Great to finally meet you!
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He ain't much of a talker, is he?
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Relax dude! I should be nervous to meet you!
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I mean, I'm not, of course.
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Law, seriously - stop screwing with the freshman.
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Okay JV captain buzzkill!
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Hey Bri-guy - you wanna tuck into some cake?
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Wait, wait. There's... cake?
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Over here, Jenny.
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Whoa, Games Dean brought us a kickin' coconut cake!
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Check it - I baked it for you.
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Dude are you kidding me?
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Are you coco-kidding me I am coocoo for coconut cake!
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Oh man! - Oh man is this guy on the scrimmage tomorrow or what?
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Dig in, everybody! - It's so good!
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This is... so good.
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You're the coolest!
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My cake...
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Don't waste it now. - It's so good though!
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Whoa! I'm sorry about that! Oh my God!
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Here... let me dab that off for you.
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Seriously?
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Hey, man, speaking of apologies...
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About your keyboard the other day...
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I'm super-dee-duper broken up about it.
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Whaddya say we bury that little hatchet VGHS style
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with a little friendly competish?
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Go ahead! Pick any game in the house - you and me!
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You know what Law, I'm just here to party.
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So I'm not going to fall for one of your stupid little ploys.
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Sorry, yeah it is a party. How rude of me.
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Maybe you'd like a little party trick then!?
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A dash of magic!?
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A little splash of razzmatazz?
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Was that the whole trick? Because you just... - Whoa!
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Everybody! Check out the size of this kid's pokéballs!
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Brian D just challenged me to a match!
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Seriously, Brian?
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Actually, Law...
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Because that is how I like to party!
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You guys! Check it out! Brian D is gonna fight The Law!
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Abracadabra.
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Whoa!
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And since mathematically it's the only shape to always correct itself...
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I, um, thought the gömböc would make a nice miniboss!
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I don't know though. Maybe it's stupid.
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What? No! It's awesome!
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You could call it the, uh... göm-boss!
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You call that a game? More like a lame!
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Drifters!
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Drift!
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Hey! Leave her alone!
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Ki's weird math game is way cooler than drift racing!
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Cooler than Overdrift? Maybe in Lameland!
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Cool callback, bro!
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Give me that!
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Hey give that back or else!
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Is that a challenge, Theodore?
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Drift King. What do you want?
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One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird math game is yours!
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One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird
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So you're extorting people now?
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Not very chivalrous, my liege!
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Desperate times, Ted.
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I haven't felt true competition since last we dueled!
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Have ye not the need for speed?
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Um, Ted - I forgot to hit save on the game folder so if that tablet shuts off...
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I won't let that happen!
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Okay!
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You're on, DK...
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Let's drift!
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Drift! Drift!
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Don't matter what game you pick - you're gonna lose!
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Yeah, got that. Thanks.
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Great job, Brian.
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LIke I said - any game in the house, Brian.
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Dance Ex Machina.
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It's in the garage.
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Brian. Doodee!
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Everyone came to see us duel!
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But okay. Okay.
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If you wanna disco...
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Then let's...
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Tango.
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You really turned that around.
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Law never loses, Brian.
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To the garage everybody!
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I can't lose this game, Ted!
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Wow, ha!
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I mean, uh...
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I totally won, but...
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Can this guy dance or what?
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Way to cut a rug, studmuffin. This is gonna be more fun than I thought!
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Alright! Winning! Yeah... still won...
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That's great! That's what I did. I took that.
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Here.
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Oh thanks... - Syke!
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I guess we'll hold onto this for you - don't worry about it!
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Nay, the lady will have her game back!
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Or, shall I say... gömböc.
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Well played, old friend! Our paths shall cross again!
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DK!
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Ted! Look!
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It autosaved!
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Ted...?
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Boyfriend experiences extreme confusion after exposure to drift racing...
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"Boyfriend...?"
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Score!
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Man can you believe Jenny Matrix has a lame baby game chilling in her garage?
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What a loser...
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Oh! I'm sorry!
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Laugh it up. I'm still gonna murder you.
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Hey, if you wanna kill the life of the party...
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Ow! Careful - I'm gonna need my mouse arm for scrimmage tomorrow.
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Really? And what makes you think I'm gonna put you on my team?
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Well...
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That was all the fake confidence I could muster.
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That really hurt.
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I was supposed to choose someone like six hours ago anyway.
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Spot's yours if you want it.
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Really?
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Yeah, I'm...
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Totally! I'm...
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You know, whatever.
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I'm in.
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Won't let you down.
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I was thinking maybe after the scrim tomorrow.
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You and I wanna go grab a burger or...
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Oh hey there pricklepuss! Mind if I borrow my girlfriend for a second?
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Oh my God. Is this... is this a permanent...?
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Oh, why? Do you "like my 'stache?"
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Oh my God. - I had it made just for this.
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Oh my God. Ok, I have to go but I'll catch you later, Brian.
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Yeah, catch you later Brian. We gotta go see how making out feels with this.
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Oh! Brian!
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I remembered that thing! Jenny and Law are...
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Oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.