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  • Oh! Brian!

  • You'd better have skills in that box if you're gonna score with Jenny Matrix!

  • No, Ted this is just a little professional party present

  • for the JV captain.

  • "Happy party, Jenny. Let's go Coco-nuts..."

  • Wait you're gonna bribe your way into JV with a cake?

  • Coconut cake.

  • Let's just say I'm a 12th level pastrymancer

  • and once she tastes this bad boy, I'm in.

  • Maybe this date will become a double date!

  • Oh! Brian!

  • I was meaning to tell you something...

  • What was it, what was it, what was it...

  • Brian D! You made it!

  • Hey, Jenny... um...

  • Oh! My gosh! I totally nailed it I have to show you!

  • Come to my room!

  • Well... what should I do with this bad boy?

  • I dunno. Give it to the party.

  • Let them eat cake!

  • Come on - hurry!

  • So... there are a lot of people here...

  • First date, huh?

  • Wanna... watch me play video games?

  • Oh... I thought people did romantic things on first dates.

  • Exactamundo.

  • Whoa.

  • So, uh...

  • Lotta cool stuff in this room.

  • Huh? Yeah, sorry it's a mess.

  • You can just sit wherever.

  • Okay...

  • This is gonna blow your mind...

  • Bam!

  • I totally beat your time!

  • Suck it!

  • Wow. Great job - that's like the...

  • Only high score I've ever held in anything.

  • Well, that and Dance Ex Machina...

  • Wait wait wait...

  • You play DXM?

  • Which I don't play anymore because that's a

  • Lame baby game for babies.

  • I play manly games now like, uh, War and...

  • Oh my God you're a 12th level dancemancer?

  • Did I say "baby game" because I meant, uh...

  • "babe game" for, uh, people.

  • No it is a baby game.

  • Which is why if you tell anyone there's a DXM machine collecting dust in my garage...

  • I will literally murder you.

  • Wait, you mean you don't play anymore?

  • But you were clearly the shiz!

  • Yeah... not according to my mom.

  • She kinda coaches the Denver Commandos.

  • Full disclosure - I totally knew that.

  • Let's just say this is an FPS family

  • and she expects me to make the pros.

  • You're totally gonna! I mean...

  • When I saw you at the Invitationals last year

  • You made JV captain

  • You're amazing, Jenny.

  • But that's no excuse not to get your dance on!

  • This is a party, you know?

  • Let's go fire that baby up!

  • Party! Right!

  • Speaking of which, we should get back!

  • I could totally slam another drink right now!

  • Let's go!

  • Let's go!

  • I've got rock star in my blood, Ki.

  • I don't know if you know this but...

  • My father is three-time Guitar Hero world champion...

  • Freddie Wong.

  • I'm assuming you're very good since you've chosen the hardest difficulty level.

  • Gotta play hard to rock hard Ki.

  • Here we go!

  • Jeez! Who calibrated this thing?

  • Whoa! New section! Let's see if I can handle this...

  • Haven't had to improv in a while...

  • Sorry about that! Lousy guitar!

  • Let's play my game!

  • Whoa - you make games?

  • Yeah! That's right! Well...

  • Actually the one I'm working on is for children...

  • But on the plus side there's no way to lose!

  • I'm in!

  • What up dudes! Now this is where the real party is going down.

  • That cool freshman over there is Games Dean

  • And this is the FPS team -

  • We have: Cold Turkey, Piepuppy, Alliterator...

  • And I'm sure you already know - The Law.

  • Hey Brian!

  • Great to finally meet you!

  • He ain't much of a talker, is he?

  • Relax dude! I should be nervous to meet you!

  • I mean, I'm not, of course.

  • Law, seriously - stop screwing with the freshman.

  • Okay JV captain buzzkill!

  • Hey Bri-guy - you wanna tuck into some cake?

  • Wait, wait. There's... cake?

  • Over here, Jenny.

  • Whoa, Games Dean brought us a kickin' coconut cake!

  • Check it - I baked it for you.

  • Dude are you kidding me?

  • Are you coco-kidding me I am coocoo for coconut cake!

  • Oh man! - Oh man is this guy on the scrimmage tomorrow or what?

  • Dig in, everybody! - It's so good!

  • This is... so good.

  • You're the coolest!

  • My cake...

  • Don't waste it now. - It's so good though!

  • Whoa! I'm sorry about that! Oh my God!

  • Here... let me dab that off for you.

  • Seriously?

  • Hey, man, speaking of apologies...

  • About your keyboard the other day...

  • I'm super-dee-duper broken up about it.

  • Whaddya say we bury that little hatchet VGHS style

  • with a little friendly competish?

  • Go ahead! Pick any game in the house - you and me!

  • You know what Law, I'm just here to party.

  • So I'm not going to fall for one of your stupid little ploys.

  • Sorry, yeah it is a party. How rude of me.

  • Maybe you'd like a little party trick then!?

  • A dash of magic!?

  • A little splash of razzmatazz?

  • Was that the whole trick? Because you just... - Whoa!

  • Everybody! Check out the size of this kid's pokéballs!

  • Brian D just challenged me to a match!

  • Seriously, Brian?

  • Actually, Law...

  • Because that is how I like to party!

  • You guys! Check it out! Brian D is gonna fight The Law!

  • Abracadabra.

  • Whoa!

  • And since mathematically it's the only shape to always correct itself...

  • I, um, thought themböc would make a nice miniboss!

  • I don't know though. Maybe it's stupid.

  • What? No! It's awesome!

  • You could call it the, uh... göm-boss!

  • You call that a game? More like a lame!

  • Drifters!

  • Drift!

  • Hey! Leave her alone!

  • Ki's weird math game is way cooler than drift racing!

  • Cooler than Overdrift? Maybe in Lameland!

  • Cool callback, bro!

  • Give me that!

  • Hey give that back or else!

  • Is that a challenge, Theodore?

  • Drift King. What do you want?

  • One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird math game is yours!

  • One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird

  • So you're extorting people now?

  • Not very chivalrous, my liege!

  • Desperate times, Ted.

  • I haven't felt true competition since last we dueled!

  • Have ye not the need for speed?

  • Um, Ted - I forgot to hit save on the game folder so if that tablet shuts off...

  • I won't let that happen!

  • Okay!

  • You're on, DK...

  • Let's drift!

  • Drift! Drift!

  • Don't matter what game you pick - you're gonna lose!

  • Yeah, got that. Thanks.

  • Great job, Brian.

  • LIke I said - any game in the house, Brian.

  • Dance Ex Machina.

  • It's in the garage.

  • Brian. Doodee!

  • Everyone came to see us duel!

  • But okay. Okay.

  • If you wanna disco...

  • Then let's...

  • Tango.

  • You really turned that around.

  • Law never loses, Brian.

  • To the garage everybody!

  • I can't lose this game, Ted!

  • Wow, ha!

  • I mean, uh...

  • I totally won, but...

  • Can this guy dance or what?

  • Way to cut a rug, studmuffin. This is gonna be more fun than I thought!

  • Alright! Winning! Yeah... still won...

  • That's great! That's what I did. I took that.

  • Here.

  • Oh thanks... - Syke!

  • I guess we'll hold onto this for you - don't worry about it!

  • Nay, the lady will have her game back!

  • Or, shall I say... gömböc.

  • Well played, old friend! Our paths shall cross again!

  • DK!

  • Ted! Look!

  • It autosaved!

  • Ted...?

  • Boyfriend experiences extreme confusion after exposure to drift racing...

  • "Boyfriend...?"

  • Score!

  • Man can you believe Jenny Matrix has a lame baby game chilling in her garage?

  • What a loser...

  • Oh! I'm sorry!

  • Laugh it up. I'm still gonna murder you.

  • Hey, if you wanna kill the life of the party...

  • Ow! Careful - I'm gonna need my mouse arm for scrimmage tomorrow.

  • Really? And what makes you think I'm gonna put you on my team?

  • Well...

  • That was all the fake confidence I could muster.

  • That really hurt.

  • I was supposed to choose someone like six hours ago anyway.

  • Spot's yours if you want it.

  • Really?

  • Yeah, I'm...

  • Totally! I'm...

  • You know, whatever.

  • I'm in.

  • Won't let you down.

  • I was thinking maybe after the scrim tomorrow.

  • You and I wanna go grab a burger or...

  • Oh hey there pricklepuss! Mind if I borrow my girlfriend for a second?

  • Oh my God. Is this... is this a permanent...?

  • Oh, why? Do you "like my 'stache?"

  • Oh my God. - I had it made just for this.

  • Oh my God. Ok, I have to go but I'll catch you later, Brian.

  • Yeah, catch you later Brian. We gotta go see how making out feels with this.

  • Oh! Brian!

  • I remembered that thing! Jenny and Law are...

  • Oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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