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  • Today was a lot of fun.

  • I had a great time.

  • Same thing tomorrow?

  • Sure.

  • Awesome.

  • And this is for you.

  • [Voiceover] Dear Steven,

  • I'm not sure you know who I am,

  • but trust me, we'll become well acquainted soon enough.

  • Apologies in advance to your bed sheets.

  • You know, blood stains are easy to clean if you act fast.

  • For what it's worth, I'm deeply sorry.

  • Okay.

  • I'm writing to inform you that I will be arriving at Jen's apartment some time tomorrow morning.

  • While I don't know the length of my stay,

  • I can say that it'll probably be in the range of five to seven days, give or take.

  • Now, here's the deal.

  • I don't know what it is about me,

  • but for some reason, boyfriends act weird when I'm in town.

  • For example, there was Marcus.

  • He wasn't especially accommodating.

  • Wow, really going to town there aren't you?

  • I'm hungry.

  • I can see that.

  • What?

  • Somebody's sensitive today.

  • Exhibited some signs of paranoia.

  • Wanna put some pants on?

  • Uh, no, why?

  • I mean I just got the car cleaned.

  • Wasn't the biggest proponent of privacy

  • Hey bro, there's no way I'm gonna be able to go out tonight.

  • No, you know who is on her you know what.

  • No, no, it's her period bro, yeah.

  • A classic dick head.

  • Then there was Ryan.

  • Jennifer, I'm home.

  • Oh my God, wine and ice cream?

  • You got these for me?

  • These are for me.

  • Always a bit dramatic during my visits.

  • If you didn't know any better, you'd think it was his time of the month.

  • Of all weeks, it had to be this week.

  • I know you can't control it,

  • but this is terrible timing for me.

  • You know what the worst part is?

  • We can't even have sex!

  • No, no, no, we can.

  • No we can't.

  • Yes we can.

  • No, it's impossible.

  • I suppose I was simply, too much to bare,

  • but maybe you'll be different.

  • Maybe you'll make it through the cramps.

  • You good?

  • Yep.

  • The aches.

  • Hey, I was thinking we could, uh...

  • The Acne.

  • Hey, uh you about ready to go?

  • Yep, just gimme like five minutes.

  • The trips to the bathroom.

  • Hey, I'm just gonna use the bathroom for like three to five hours, so.

  • More trips to the bathroom

  • The shopping and hours upon hours of reality t.v.

  • [TV Announcer] Coming up on Keeping Up With The Kardashians,

  • Khloe gets to do a scuffle when Ken...

  • Just Breathe.

  • I know this might sound harsh,

  • but here are three ground rules

  • you must live by so you don't (bleep) this up.

  • Excuse my French, I'm on my period.

  • First and foremost, never complain.

  • If you've got a problem with your girlfriend's period,

  • you can file a complaint with the International Club of Whiney Little Bitches,

  • but last thing she wants to hear is how much of an inconvenience her period is to you.

  • Number two. Be helpful.

  • How?

  • You can start by picking up some tampons for your place.

  • I'm not saying that you need to frame the things for all your friends to see,

  • just shove 'em in that bathroom cabinet

  • that you haven't opened since the last time you ran out of toilet paper.

  • And last, if she wants to have sex,

  • man up.

  • It's gonna make her feel better,

  • it's gonna make you feel better,

  • and if you're worried about leakage,

  • there's these things called towels.

  • I'm sure you can figure out how they work.

  • Look, I'm not asking you to be my friend,

  • but trust me, accidents happen

  • and if one does...

  • I'm going to be, the best friend you've ever had.

  • Sincerely, Jen's Period.

  • P.S. everything they say about chocolate is true.

  • Yeah dude, she's still on her period.

  • I'm walking around with a bucket under her legs.

  • She keeps wearing skirts dude.

Today was a lot of fun.

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