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Oh look at that you're holding hands with someone else that's not me.
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How weird!
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He's dating someone?
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Since when?
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But is it like serious dating?
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Or just like one of those things that's gonna fizzle out in the next month?
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I wonder if she's met his parents yet.
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I wonder if his mom likes her.
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His mom would love me.
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How could he cheat on me and destroy our hypothetical relationship like this?
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But he's my boyfriend.
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He just, you know, doesn't know it yet.
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It's okay, it's okay. He just needs to kiss a few frogs before he finds his perfect princess.
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My daydreams never anticipated this.
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But like... what?
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Damn it, she's cute. But, I mean, I'm like cuter than her, obviously.
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Okay, cool. Yeah, just time for me to make a date with my old friend Netflix and Ben & Jerry's.
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My two main men.
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I can't stop staring this is too weird.
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Oh gosh, they see me staring, they see me staring... hi!
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Act natural, just smile and pretend that you're totally not losing it inside.
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Ah they seem nice enough.
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I just feel like he won't be truly happy without me by his side.
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So really I'm just looking out for his happiness.
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I swear, if she breaks his heart I'm gonna break her skull.
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Actually, if they break up I could be the rebound chick.
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I'll be his shoulder to cry on when it all goes downhill.
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Please break up, please break up, please break up, please break up...
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I feel bad for wanting them to break up, but at the same time I don't.
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Sorry not sorry.
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He is missing out on true love by not being with me.
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Am I morally opposed to being a side chick?
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Yeah, yeah I'm opposed to it.
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But just by a little bit.
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Oh wow you guys are cute. Yeah, so cute, so cute.
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You guys have a really cute friendship!
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Oh oh no that's not platonic at all.
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I'm not jealous. I'm totally not jealous right now!
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Okay maybe I'm a teeny bit jealous.
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Why did nobody tell me about this?
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I should be the first one to know!
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It's okay, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
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Yeah, except, only some fish are in the right age group, and region of the world and personality that you're looking for
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You know what, I'll find a new crush to obsess over, ok?
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How about that guy?
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Nope, he turned around, that's my teacher.
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If I had even an ounce of music ability, I could make a killer song right now.
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I need to learn everything about this girl.
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I'm smiling through the pain.
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This is a prank, right?
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Am I being filmed right now?
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Don't mind me, I'm just gonna lock myself in my room for the next 48 hours.
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Cool, now I can be a third wheel on dinners with my crush.
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Oh wow, she's perfect, huh? You've never seen someone with better hair? Really, never? That's so funny
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I object to this.
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Why didn't he ask me for my blessing before they started dating?
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Wow, this has been a truly great reminder of how single I am.
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Don't mind me over here, just working on my future, adopting 30 cats.
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Well that's it for today guys, I hope you enjoyed the 50 thoughts you have when you realize your crush is dating someone else.
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I don't know about you guys, but I sure have been there
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If you have any other thoughts by the way, leave them in the comments below. I want to read them, and see what you guys think compared to me.
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I want to read them, and see what you guys think compared to me.
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I'm sure we all have fairly similar experiences with that stuff.
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