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I feel like boys can buy one shirt
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and one pair of pants that fit,
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and then buy multiples of those,
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and then just wear that same outfit
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every day until they die.
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And nobody says anything about it.
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Buying underwear is so much easier for guys.
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Bras are so complicated.
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A guy can throw on a button up, a nice pair of pants, and he's good to go.
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And girls are sitting there
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staring at their closet.
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Do I want a v neck, do I want a scoop neck,
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do I want short sleeve, 1/4 sleeve?
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- I'm really annoyed that, like, guys can literally eat whatever the hell they want, and it goes nowhere.
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- Guys are told to eat more,
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like if you're kinda a slender guy
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and you wanna get more muscle.
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And then let's say it does go somewhere,
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it'll just melt off of them.
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Their ability to pee wherever and whenever they want.
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They get to pee standing up .
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They get to pee against the wall.
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I feel like so many times
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girls are waiting in these long lines,
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and guys walk 10 feet away, face a tree,
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and just do their thing, and it's all done.
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That guys can sort of be more forward.
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The guy's the pursuant, and the girl is to like,
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"Oh, he's looking at me.
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"I wonder if he'll come over and speak to me."
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Sort of thing.
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And then any woman who makes that advance
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comes off as kind of aggressive.
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Men get to have sex with whoever, whenever,
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and wherever they want.
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And it's basically socially acceptable.
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Climaxing during sex is so much easier for guys.
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It's like when humans were created,
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it's like men with their sexuality
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were given a tic-tac-toe game to figure out,
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and women were given a Rubik's cube.
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And it's like clearly one is harder than the other.
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It'd be really awesome to think about my future
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and not be like, "Childbirth, what it will do
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"to my body and my career."
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Shaving is a choice for a guy.
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Guys can just have these hairy pits, and arms,
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and faces, and legs.
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They can just be a big ball of hair.
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And nobody judges that.
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Let me walk around as a hairy ball
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and see how many guys I'm gonna get.
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I feel bad that men can't express themselves emotionally.
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You can't have a good cry.
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You can't lean on your bros for support.
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They can't explore fashion as much as they want to
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'cause they're told that's too girly.
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And that they're forced to man up.
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I think that's really (bleep).