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  • Hey, guys!

  • And welcome back to another episode of "Dear Ryan".

  • I don't know why I'm moving my eyebrows so much.

  • You know actually, I don't know if I still do it now but...

  • I was told when I first started ranting that I moved my eyebrows a lot when I talked.

  • It was a long time, it was like years ago - maybe 5, 6 years ago

  • People who saw me were like: "Look at his eyebrows, he moves his eyebrows so much when he talks"

  • I actually got very self-conscious about that and tried not to move them so much.

  • But you know what, I'm bringing it back.

  • I'm gonna start talking like this all the time.

  • Actually, I can't really bring something back if I never stopped.

  • Now, it's probably gonna look weird when you watch other videos...

  • Okay, now I'm just like, purposely moving them...

  • Where is this going, this is not a Dear Ryan, nobody asked me this.

  • I'm sorry, it's actually a really good idea but it's just gonna be way too difficult to do.

  • I mean, I-I don't even mind doing the stop motion part but working with Marley...

  • It's possible if Marley is in a good mood and he's participating with us and listening to me.

  • There's no guarantees but I guess we could try it?

  • Marley: What? Don't look at me. I'm not doing this stupid sh*t

  • *laughs* What is that supposed to be hard to do or something?

  • Oh, I'm shaking...

  • You gotta go, you just gotta go.

  • *laughs*

  • You can't go light...

  • All: Woah, woah woah!

  • Dude, dude, dude.

  • Damn!

  • Ryan: This doesn't work!

  • Ryan: It's going towards the wall!

  • I'M DOING IT, PETER!

  • I don't really speak Japanese, but

  • I do have this wonderful thing called "Google".

  • Sentences...there!

  • Google: Bunshō.

  • *laughs* What?

  • Google: Bunshō.

  • Ryan: *laughs*

  • Alright.

  • Bunshō!

  • Bunshō!

  • Bunshō!

  • Bunshō!

  • Bunshō!

  • That must be what Japanese EDM sounds like...

  • Bunshō ♬

  • I got spit on my arm...

  • Alright that was a joke about RSBC

  • But if you guys can name what video that is from

  • M-My mind will be blown.

  • Anyone in the comments, if you can name what video

  • that reference came from, my

  • mind will be blown... *laughs*

  • WHAT?

  • I mean, I kinda feel bad reading that one

  • But he knows that I would NEVER do that.

  • Marley *groans*

  • That is a good question.

  • But the only answer I have for you

  • is that "Our English language doesn't make any sense."

  • Because that's not the only one I've wondered about.

  • For example, "Why is the ceiling called a 'ceiling' if it's already sealed?"

  • "Why are strawberries called 'strawberries' if they're not berries?"

  • "Why are most sticks not sticky? And things that are sticky are usually not sticks ?"

  • "Why are the Kardashians called the "Kar-Dash-ians?"

  • "If the only one who ever dashed before is Bruce Jenner?"

  • I mean Caitlyn Gender.

  • Jen-Jenner.

  • Caitlyn Jenner.

  • He/She only deserves that title, not Kim Kardashi-porn!

  • And that's why I should always take my ADHD meds.

  • I got hyped when I saw this one.

  • Thank you! For writing this one.

  • The Matrix is one of my favorite movies of all time.

  • For younger people who haven't seen it, I know it's an old movie but, please watch it.

  • It's one of the best movies of our time.

  • In my opinion.

  • So I'm going to re-enacting, not just my favorite, but

  • probably, everyone's favorite scene EVER.

  • The most infamous scene from the movie.

  • And it goes a little something like this:

  • No...please don't...

  • Not like this...not like this.

  • *thud*

  • And I'll also re-enact the second best scene from that movie.

  • Although, just as a disclaimer,

  • For all of the people who REALLY love the movie,

  • I haven't seen The Matrix in a long time, so if it's a little inaccurate

  • I'm sorry.

  • And also, as you know, it does some pretty cool stuff

  • that I don't know how to do, so

  • it won't be EXACTLY the same,

  • but I think we can get it pretty close.

  • But anyway, here's the second best scene from The Matrix.

  • Re-enacted.

  • From my memory.

  • *gun clicking*

  • Trinity!

  • Help!

  • [slow motion] *bone cracks, yelps*

  • *phone rings*

  • *laughs*

  • Dodge this.

  • Why did you warn him?

  • I mean, are we talking about Apple,

  • Pumpkin,

  • Is there whip cream on it?

  • I don't know but if I had to guess

  • maybe...

  • 3.14 seconds?

  • *snorts*

  • *laughs*

  • Right?

  • Marley: *moans in annoyance*

  • *murmuring*

  • *chuckles*

  • What?

  • Look, I took a screenshot of this screenshot of this "Dear Ryan"

  • because I thought this was creative,

  • I can't do this!

  • I-I'm done.

  • I'm done.

  • I'm done, I'm done!

  • *song from Chris Brown - Look At Me Now*

  • *slips*

  • Really?

  • Aren't you gonna leave?

  • They just asked me to kiss your butt.

  • Marley: Well, let's not rule anything out...

  • Cameraman: Cut!

Hey, guys!

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