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  • (playful music) (sawing)

  • - Oh, don't mind me guys, no big deal.

  • Definitely don't wanna help you

  • with your little science experiement

  • because that's boring.

  • You're boring! Both of you!

  • Boring, boring, boring!

  • - Boring? On what planet (moan of pain)

  • are rockets boring?

  • Probably on planet Orange,

  • which is one planet we will not be exploring.

  • Derp, you couldn't even find--

  • - Stop! No Uranus jokes!

  • Those are tired.

  • - Fine, just tell me what you're doing

  • so I can make some sweet jokes about it already.

  • - It's for science.

  • We're trying to demonstrate the principles of flight.

  • - Plus, it's a great excuse to cosplay

  • like the walrus guy on MythBusters!

  • - Ugh, you promised you wouldn't!

  • - Well, that sounds wonderfully boring.

  • But don't just take my word for it,

  • ask my new best-est bud.

  • Tell him, Mystic 8 Ball!

  • (bubbling noise)

  • (laughing) He just said you're ugly.

  • - Orange, I'm deeply insulted!

  • - Well, you should be, that's how insults work!

  • - Pear and myself are fruits of science!

  • How dare you bring that hocus pocus

  • mystic mumbo jumbo into our den of discovery!

  • - Hm, good question...for Mystic 8 Ball!

  • (bubbling noise)

  • - That makes no sense!

  • - Doesn't it?

  • - No, but it does seem like a myth that needs busting!

  • - [voiceover] They may be small in stature,

  • but when Pear and Little Apple are on the case,

  • no myth is safe.

  • - He's a plastic ball filled with alcohol,

  • blue dye, and a 20-sided floater

  • with various messages printed on it.

  • Myth, busted!

  • - More like, "Mystic" busted! K.O.!

  • - Nuh-uh! He's a fruit!

  • Just like you or me.

  • Tell him, Mystic 8 Ball!

  • (bubbing noise)

  • - Ooh, cryptic!

  • I like that!

  • It plays on my general haziness

  • and loose grasp on reality.

  • Now, what do ya say

  • we fax some pizzas to Judge Waffle?

  • (bubbling noise)

  • - "Seems more than likely?"

  • I got Waffles on speed dial! (laughs)

  • (groans)

  • - Watch out, ya'll, we're faxing pizzas over here!

  • (bubbing noise)

  • - "Don't count on it"?

  • You know what? (music scratch)

  • I've had it with your negativity, Mystic 8 Ball!

  • It's boring! You're boring!

  • I'm sorry Mystic 8 Ball, it's not you, it's me.

  • Which actually means, it's just me not liking you that much.

  • I'm afraid we're gonna have to make some changes

  • if this is gonna work.

  • - [Pear] Dude, I didn't say you could use those!

  • - Hasta la vista, boring!

  • (electricity snaps)

  • - [Pear] Wow! - [Little Apple] Wow!

  • - Annoying Orange, thank you for setting me free!

  • - I'm not annoying I'm--

  • - Can it!

  • - But I'm a--

  • - No!

  • - But I'm--

  • - Slap it in the mason jar,

  • seal it up, and pickle it for the winter!

  • - Yeah, about that.

  • - Easy, buddy boy.

  • It's already pretty packed in here. (laughs)

  • - Silence!

  • I hover before you with infinite and universal power!

  • Now, ask me a 'Yes' or 'No' question.

  • - What? (music scratch)

  • I thought your power was infinite and universal?

  • - Typical "magic."

  • - Must have lost his hocus "focus."

  • (laughter)

  • - I heard that, and it wasn't a 'Yes' or 'No' question!

  • - Um, how are you?

  • - Wow, I just realized that's the first time

  • anyone's ever asked about me!

  • - Oh, sorry, won't happen again!

  • - Hm, my sources say 'No'.

  • - Hey, hey Mystic 9 Ball!

  • - That's not my name!

  • - Here's one for you.

  • Is magic real?

  • - Outlook good.

  • - Yeah, like you're real impartial.

  • - Impartial? (laughs)

  • Pear called you bald.

  • - That's not what that means!

  • - Whatever, Mystic 8 Bald! (laughs)

  • - You are a negative buddy!

  • - I'm not negative, I'm a--

  • - Will you please shut up?

  • - Hm, cannot predict now.

  • Concentrate and ask again.

  • (disgusted groan)

  • - Hey, I got one.

  • Is Orange secretly afraid of squirrels?

  • - What? No, no, no,

  • I'm not afraid of squirrels, that's ridiculous!

  • You're not gonna make a magic squirrel appear, are you?

  • - Without a doubt!

  • - (screams) That's it, we're no longer best-est buddies!

  • - As I see it, yes!

  • - Fine, good luck doing better than me, baldy!

  • - Hair is irrelevant!

  • - Tell me about it, cue ball!

  • - That's not my name!

  • - No! Cue ball!

  • - What?

  • (explosion) (screams)

  • - Whoa, hey little fellas,

  • anybody seen my toupée?

  • (bubbling noise)

  • (laughter)

  • - Skydiving isn't dangerous!

  • Now, "sky chainsaw," that's dangerous!

  • Take this clouds! (laughter)

  • - What are you doing?

  • - Stop that!

  • - (laughing) Barrel roll!

(playful music) (sawing)

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