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(playful music) (sawing)
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- Oh, don't mind me guys, no big deal.
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Definitely don't wanna help you
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with your little science experiement
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because that's boring.
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You're boring! Both of you!
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Boring, boring, boring!
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- Boring? On what planet (moan of pain)
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are rockets boring?
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Probably on planet Orange,
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which is one planet we will not be exploring.
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Derp, you couldn't even find--
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- Stop! No Uranus jokes!
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Those are tired.
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- Fine, just tell me what you're doing
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so I can make some sweet jokes about it already.
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- It's for science.
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We're trying to demonstrate the principles of flight.
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- Plus, it's a great excuse to cosplay
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like the walrus guy on MythBusters!
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- Ugh, you promised you wouldn't!
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- Well, that sounds wonderfully boring.
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But don't just take my word for it,
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ask my new best-est bud.
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Tell him, Mystic 8 Ball!
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(bubbling noise)
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(laughing) He just said you're ugly.
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- Orange, I'm deeply insulted!
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- Well, you should be, that's how insults work!
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- Pear and myself are fruits of science!
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How dare you bring that hocus pocus
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mystic mumbo jumbo into our den of discovery!
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- Hm, good question...for Mystic 8 Ball!
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(bubbling noise)
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- That makes no sense!
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- Doesn't it?
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- No, but it does seem like a myth that needs busting!
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- [voiceover] They may be small in stature,
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but when Pear and Little Apple are on the case,
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no myth is safe.
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- He's a plastic ball filled with alcohol,
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blue dye, and a 20-sided floater
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with various messages printed on it.
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Myth, busted!
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- More like, "Mystic" busted! K.O.!
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- Nuh-uh! He's a fruit!
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Just like you or me.
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Tell him, Mystic 8 Ball!
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(bubbing noise)
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- Ooh, cryptic!
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I like that!
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It plays on my general haziness
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and loose grasp on reality.
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Now, what do ya say
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we fax some pizzas to Judge Waffle?
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(bubbling noise)
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- "Seems more than likely?"
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I got Waffles on speed dial! (laughs)
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(groans)
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- Watch out, ya'll, we're faxing pizzas over here!
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(bubbing noise)
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- "Don't count on it"?
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You know what? (music scratch)
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I've had it with your negativity, Mystic 8 Ball!
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It's boring! You're boring!
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I'm sorry Mystic 8 Ball, it's not you, it's me.
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Which actually means, it's just me not liking you that much.
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I'm afraid we're gonna have to make some changes
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if this is gonna work.
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- [Pear] Dude, I didn't say you could use those!
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- Hasta la vista, boring!
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(electricity snaps)
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- [Pear] Wow! - [Little Apple] Wow!
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- Annoying Orange, thank you for setting me free!
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- I'm not annoying I'm--
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- Can it!
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- But I'm a--
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- No!
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- But I'm--
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- Slap it in the mason jar,
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seal it up, and pickle it for the winter!
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- Yeah, about that.
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- Easy, buddy boy.
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It's already pretty packed in here. (laughs)
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- Silence!
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I hover before you with infinite and universal power!
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Now, ask me a 'Yes' or 'No' question.
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- What? (music scratch)
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I thought your power was infinite and universal?
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- Typical "magic."
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- Must have lost his hocus "focus."
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(laughter)
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- I heard that, and it wasn't a 'Yes' or 'No' question!
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- Um, how are you?
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- Wow, I just realized that's the first time
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anyone's ever asked about me!
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- Oh, sorry, won't happen again!
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- Hm, my sources say 'No'.
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- Hey, hey Mystic 9 Ball!
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- That's not my name!
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- Here's one for you.
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Is magic real?
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- Outlook good.
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- Yeah, like you're real impartial.
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- Impartial? (laughs)
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Pear called you bald.
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- That's not what that means!
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- Whatever, Mystic 8 Bald! (laughs)
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- You are a negative buddy!
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- I'm not negative, I'm a--
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- Will you please shut up?
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- Hm, cannot predict now.
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Concentrate and ask again.
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(disgusted groan)
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- Hey, I got one.
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Is Orange secretly afraid of squirrels?
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- What? No, no, no,
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I'm not afraid of squirrels, that's ridiculous!
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You're not gonna make a magic squirrel appear, are you?
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- Without a doubt!
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- (screams) That's it, we're no longer best-est buddies!
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- As I see it, yes!
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- Fine, good luck doing better than me, baldy!
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- Hair is irrelevant!
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- Tell me about it, cue ball!
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- That's not my name!
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- No! Cue ball!
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- What?
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(explosion) (screams)
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- Whoa, hey little fellas,
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anybody seen my toupée?
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(bubbling noise)
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(laughter)
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- Skydiving isn't dangerous!
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Now, "sky chainsaw," that's dangerous!
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Take this clouds! (laughter)
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- What are you doing?
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- Stop that!
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- (laughing) Barrel roll!