Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • - Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

  • ahh, bored.

  • (farts,laughs)

  • Farts make everything better.

  • Wait, that wasn't my fart.

  • (grunts, farts)

  • (laughs)

  • - Yeah, beat that.

  • (grunts, farts)

  • - Ohh, that fart was tart.

  • (laughs)

  • - Hey, that looks like a real gas.

  • (laughs)

  • What are you doing?

  • - Uhh.

  • - Nothing.

  • - What do you mean, nothing?

  • Looks like your doing something.

  • - Nope, nope.

  • No, not doing anything.

  • - What's Fart Club then?

  • - What?

  • Uh fart, fart what?

  • What are you talking about?

  • - Fart Club, is that like a new dance club or something?

  • - Uh, excuse me, how do you know about Fart Club?

  • - What do you mean?

  • There's a poster right there.

  • - What?

  • - Dude, what are you doing?

  • A poster?

  • - What?

  • I'm just trying to get our numbers up.

  • - Gah, listen, were not doing anything.

  • Just leave us alone.

  • - What's Fart Club?

  • - There's no such thing.

  • - What's Fart Club?

  • - Doesn't exist.

  • - What's Fart Club?

  • - I'm not telling--

  • - What's Fart Club?

  • - I can't-- - What's Fart Club?

  • - Would you jus-- - What's Fart Club?

  • - Grr-- - What's Fart Club?

  • What's Fart Club? What's Fart Club

  • Wha, wha, wha, What's Fart Club?

  • - Gah, bro, the first rule of Fart Club is

  • you don't talk about Fart Club.

  • - Hmm, interesting.

  • I better tell Pear.

  • Hey, Pear, do you have five minutes to talk about Fart Club?

  • - Not really.

  • - Hey, what did I just say?

  • - I don't know, dude.

  • I have the attention span of a gerbil.

  • Speaking of which, I really need to get my gerbil waxed.

  • What were we talking about, again?

  • - We were talking about Fart Club.

  • - Dude, first rule!

  • - Whoops, sorry.

  • - Oh yeah, Fart Club.

  • So, as I was saying--

  • - Hey, you can't talk about Fart Club.

  • - Good.

  • - Ahh.

  • Well, can I sing about it?

  • - No.

  • - Can I interpretive dance about it?

  • - No.

  • - Oh, how about I freestyle rap about it?

  • - No.

  • - Ahh, come on, but I got mad beats!

  • - I'm so angry.

  • - Irrationally angry.

  • - What?

  • (laughs)

  • - Get it?

  • Mad beats?

  • - It's not funny.

  • (record scratches)

  • - Sorry, guys.

  • They didn't like the joke.

  • - [Both Beets] Ahh, man.

  • - Okay, so if rule one says we can't talk about Fart Club

  • then what's rule two?

  • - Rule number two is

  • you don't talk about Fart Club.

  • - What's that?

  • I can't hear you over all the redundancy .

  • - Ah, these rules aren't redundant.

  • They are set that way so that our club

  • retains it's secrecy and utmost integrity.

  • - For crying out loud, you guys just get together

  • and have fart battles.

  • - How'd he figure it out?

  • - Fart battles?

  • Sweet!

  • Where do I sign up?

  • I've got the toots that'll make you hoot.

  • (farts, laughs)

  • - Ha, whatever, bro.

  • Your farts fail in comparison to mine.

  • (grunts, farts)

  • - Whoa, that was a 7.8 on the sphincter scale.

  • - That's not a thing.

  • - Psh, whatever.

  • I can totally beat that.

  • - No way, I'm the fart champ, bro.

  • If you can beat me, I'll let you join Fart Club,

  • no questions asked.

  • - Deal.

  • (grunts, farts)

  • - Whoa, that was an 8.1 on the sphincter scale.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • (grunts, farts)

  • Boom.

  • (grunts, farts)

  • - 8.7 on the sphincter scale.

  • - This is literally the worst thing ever.

  • (grunts, farts)

  • - 8.9, 9.0 ,9.2, 9.4, 9.6.

  • - Ahh, I can taste everything.

  • - 9.7, 9.8, 9.9.

  • - I'm going for a 10.

  • Here it goes.

  • (grunts, farts)

  • - Wow, can the can register a 9.9?

  • Yes he can.

  • (laughs)

  • (screams)

  • Beans, don't mind if I do.

  • (laughs)

  • Welcome to your nightmare.

  • (laughs, farts)

  • (screams)

  • - It's over 9,000.

  • - No, the methane gas.

  • (sparks, explosion)

  • Dude, look what you've done.

  • You destroyed the entire kitchen.

  • - [Orange] I know, right?

  • Man I'm awesome.

  • - Characters that could never carry an entire episode.

  • - Nah, just leave it in the comments, negative Nancy.

  • - Fine, mean time I'm going to lurk nearby

  • until this blows up in your face and I can openly gloat.

  • (laughs)

  • - Sorry, that's just so you.

  • (cracking, grunting)

  • - Thank you muscly muscles.

  • I will kiss you in appreciation later.

  • (sniffs)

  • Whoo, very ripe down there.

  • Ahh.

  • - Ohh, hello there.

  • - Whoa, who's this kung-fool?

  • (laughs)

  • See that?

  • First pitch.

- Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

Subtitles and vocabulary

Operation of videos Adjust the video here to display the subtitles

B2 AnnoyingOrange fart club bored rule dude

Annoying Orange - FART CLUB! (feat. Greg Benson & Wilson Cleveland)

Video vocabulary