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  • In a world, where a bunch of rich people dressed up in fancy clothes,

  • to give each other trophies.

  • these eight films will compete for Hollywood's highest honor.

  • And being the answer to the question

  • What DID win the Oscar last year?

  • The honest nominees for Best Picture are:

  • (The Big Short) From Adam McKay,

  • the guy brought you Talladega Night,

  • Step Brothers, and Anchorman 2.

  • comes a sobering look at the financial crisis of 2008?

  • Wait, what?

  • So Wall Street crashes the economy for profit and got away with it?

  • I would be so outraged right now if I understood what the hell was going on.

  • "Whenever you hear sub-prime... Think: sh*t."

  • Sorry, Margot Robbie, I appreciate that you are in a bathtub and all

  • but I still don't get it.

  • No money mo problems.

  • (Mad Max: Fury Road) Gear up for the most bad-ass nominee for Best Picture since... ever?

  • As George Miller's brutal world blurs the line

  • between apocalyptic madness and Australian people being Australian.

  • "He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger!"

  • Hey it's nominated for Best Picture, not Best Screenplay, all right?

  • Furiosa Road featuring Mad Max

  • (The Revenant) Deep in the woods of North Dakota

  • Revenge is a dish better served cold,

  • like, so cold you'd have to sleep inside a horse.

  • But we really wanted to do an actual Honest Trailer for this movie.

  • And we don't have the footage yet.

  • So we are saving our best joke for later.

  • Long story short, Leo grinds his way to an Oscar.

  • Frozen.

  • (Spotlight) Journey back to a time when news was printed on paper and delivered to your home.

  • For a movie that really nails the look and feel of Boston,

  • that Bostonians probably wish was set literally anywhere else.

  • "90 priests."

  • "Is that possible?"

  • But don't worry, (Major abuse scandals have been uncovered in the following places:)

  • they are everywhere.

  • In this well acted, super depressing episode of Dateline NBC,

  • that made audiences everywhere say,

  • great, I probably live next to a pedophile priest too.

  • Newsies: Might Want to Avoid These Houses.

  • (Bridge of Spies) From Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks,

  • comes a competently-made, by-the-numbers drama about the Cold War.

  • that your dad definitely saw,

  • and you'll probably catch on a plane sometime.

  • But when you are Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks.

  • even your average movies get nominated for Best Picture by default.

  • Hey, they've both done better than this.

  • But come on, they've earned it.

  • Not Nearly Enough Spies

  • (The Martian) From the director of your favorite Sci-Fi movies,

  • and also Prometheus,

  • comes the film that's basically "Cast Away" in space,

  • which was technically already "Gravity",

  • which makes this "Gravity" on Mars?

  • So hold on to your sides for what the Golden Globes declared,

  • the Best Comedy of the year.

  • "If I die,

  • I need you to check in on my parents."

  • "I know that sucks, talking to a couple... about their dead son..."

  • Hahaha, you get it?

  • It's funny because he thinks he's never gonna see his family again.

  • Survivor: Mars

  • (Brooklyn) In the city of.. um... Brooklyn, I assume?

  • comes a story of an immigrant lady

  • who falls in love with her... ummm...

  • I'll be honest, I haven't seen Brooklyn and neither have you.

  • I hear it's great though.

  • You Can Only See So Many Movies

  • (Room) Gear up for one of the best movies of the year,

  • which unfortunately almost share a title with the worst movie of all time.

  • "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"

  • that features amazing action and direction.

  • but is so depressing,

  • we are just gonna run all the times they say "Room" in the movie.

  • Room.

  • F*cked Up Boyhood.

  • Starring.

  • The Hilarious Matt Damon.

  • Leonardo Datoscardoe.

  • Domhnall Gleeson.

  • Pelts.

  • A lady driver?!

  • Oh okay... They are telling me to wrap it up.

  • Uh. Okay. Uh.

  • Barf Vador.

  • Uh, Even-tempered Max.

  • Oh man, so many names.

  • Okay okay okay.

  • Um, Sabertooth.

  • Uh, Lars Ulrich.

  • Uh okay uh, Turner and Ruskis.

  • Uh, Pedophile Priests.

  • Ah, Rapist.

  • Um... the Evil Banks.

  • Uh, Saoirse Ronan

  • Uhmm, f*ck it, I don't have time for that one.

  • And yeah... No black people!

  • The Oscars.

  • The Big Short was great, but let's be honest,

  • it wasn't the best movie about five guys trying to stick it to the man this year.

  • Yo Dre, what up, I got something to say.

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  • Featuring your favorite Screen Junkies personalities

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  • As we give our honest take on this year ceremony, and since everyone in Hollywood is giving stuff away.

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  • Super hero landing. She's gonna do a super hero landing.

  • I love apple and ba-nay-nays.

  • Weenus.

  • CAAAAAABBBBLLLLLLLE GUUUYY!

  • I pooped my pants and I told no one.

  • A journey of a thousand miles, begins with a singe step.

In a world, where a bunch of rich people dressed up in fancy clothes,

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    Ruby Lu   posted on 2016/03/05
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