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  • (Mark) He's disgusting.

  • Bernard? He's disgusting.

  • He's not even like her.

  • He's an airplane technician. I mean, come on.

  • And he talks too much. That's why I like you.

  • You don't talk. You just listen.

  • - It's good. [bell dings]

  • Okay.

  • And the captain has turned on the "fasten seat belt" sign.

  • Got a little turbulence coming up.

  • Should be no problem.

  • Just remain in your seat until the sign is turned off.

  • Thank you for your cooperation.

  • Okay.

  • Excuse me. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

  • Hi, excuse me.

  • - Yeah? - Yeah.

  • I'm gonna need you to take your seat.

  • The "fasten seat belt" sign is on.

  • Yeah, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom for a second.

  • I'll be right back, okay?

  • I understand what you want to do.

  • Unfortunately, I'm gonna need you

  • to observe the "fasten seat belt" sign.

  • That'd be much appreciated.

  • Right, it's just I read on the Internet

  • that it's not against the law

  • for me to go to the bathroom

  • while the "fasten seat belt" sign is on, so...

  • "Seat belt" sign is on.

  • But is it against the law, though?

  • The light is on.

  • [inhales sharply]

  • Is it against the law?

  • You see that there's a picture

  • of a seat belt on that sign.

  • I know, but is it against the law, though?

  • The "fasten seat belt" sign is on.

  • But is it against the law, though?

  • - "Seat belt" sign is on. - But is it against the law?

  • - But is it against the law? - "Seat belt" sign.

  • - But is it against the law? - It's on.

  • - Law. - "Seat belt" sign is on.

  • - Legal. - "Seat belt" sign is on.

  • - Lawful. - "Seat belt" sign is on.

  • - Sir, you're being difficult. - Law.

  • - You're being very difficult. - Law, law, law.

  • - Seat belt, seat belt. - Not illegal, not illegal.

  • - Okay. - Legal.

  • - Fasten-- - Legal.

  • - Fasten your seat-- - Legal.

  • - Sir. - I have to piss.

  • And I have to shit in the toilet.

  • Can you lower your voice?

  • [whispering] I have to piss, and I have to shit.

  • Okay, lower your intensity.

  • You're louder than me.

  • You're yelling in my face.

  • Sir, you're the one who I think needs to tone it down right now.

  • You are screaming at me.

  • [whispering] You're hurting my eardrums.

  • [mouthing words]

  • [mouthing words]

  • That wasn't a word.

  • You're not saying a word there.

  • This is a word.

  • - That's not-- - That's a word.

  • That's not a word. That's a tongue trick.

  • Okay, sir. Sir, sir.

  • If you would like--

  • I would not like to.

  • I would not like to sit down.

  • What I'd like to do is go take a shit in the bathroom...

  • because it's not

  • against the law.

  • So I'm gonna go to the bathroom, okay?

  • Mark with a K.

  • [tense music]

  • [people scream]

  • [people screaming]

  • [dramatic choral music]

  • [people screaming]

  • [people screaming]

  • [exhales deeply]

  • [bell dings]

  • And your captain has turned off the "fasten seat belt" sign.

  • Feel free to move around the cabin.

  • Thank you for your cooperation.

  • [dark music]

(Mark) He's disgusting.

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