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Five threes.
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Open it ,you lost.
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What?
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You lost.
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My design work is making the rounds with the entire company.
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We're talking 500 people in our company.
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The head boss emails me directly.
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Congratulating me.
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This is…quite a big…deal!
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You fu*king btch.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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I love you.
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oh…
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This one looks good.
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It’s good.
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[singing]
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You're always so selfish.
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You never think about me.
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You hang out with your friends everyday.
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I just feel like you can be really passive aggressive, sometimes
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And I just don't want you to have that anger bottled up inside of you.
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It will only turn into resentment.
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Babe, l'm sorry.
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This is for you.
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Well, I'll forgive you this time.
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Baby, I am so sorry about those horrible things I said just then.
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I’m projecting my own frustrations onto you.
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And it's not your burden to bear.
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You are perfect and special, and I need to treat you that way.
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Darling
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We've been together for six months.
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I love you, you love me.
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My Chinese zodiac is horse, yours is dog.
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Our birth dates align perfectly, so…
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Marry me.
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Oh, I do!
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Finally
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Honey
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We've been dating now for 11 years.
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We've been living together for 8.
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And we have a dog together.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes!
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Finally.
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What's your job?
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Where do you plan to buy a house?
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What's your plan for the future?
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I……
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How much white wine can you drink?
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You're a golfer?
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Welcome to the family, son.
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Hand it over.
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Go on.
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Is that all?
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That's all.
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Do you think I would believe you? You think you can deceive your wife?
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[WTF]
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Babe…
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I think someone stole our credit card information.
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There are all these weird purchases.
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A 70 inch plasma TV.
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A 5 year subscription to Powered Protein Monthly.
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And a digital beverage helmet.
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Who would buy that?
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Are we ready for this?
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Is this the right time?
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I don't know.
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Having a baby is a huge responsibility.
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I mean…
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Are we gonna have time for it?
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Honey
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I'm pregnant.
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We finally did it!
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Our parents will leave us alone now.
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Yeah!
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Don't forget the wipes like you did last time!
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I got the wipes! I got the wipes!
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God!
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Baby powder!
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I got the powder, I got the powder !
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Obviously!
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What do you think I don't have powder?
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I know, daddy's a Fu*cking loser.
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Do not screw this up again!
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I am ontop of it, ok?
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Are you doing Huggies or we doing the natural kind?
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Are you seriously asking me that right now?
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Am I seriously asking?
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I’m seriously about to punch you in the head.
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Do you know that?
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I am a human being as well.
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Hurry the fu*k up!
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Are we bringing Mr. Fluffer?
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You know she can't go anywhere without Mr. Fluffer!
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I will Mr. Fluffer you.
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Mom, here you go.
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Oh, a baby
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Let's go!
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Bye bye!