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  • - I mean when we bought our bed--

  • - Oh my god! Wait, are you two a couple?

  • - Yeah. - Yes, mm-hmm.

  • - I thought you were brothers.

  • - Nope. - No.

  • - Are you sure you're not brothers?

  • - Yep. - Pretty, pretty sure.

  • - Yeah? - Not brothers.

  • -Not brothers. - Nope.

  • - Which one's the guy and which one's the girl?

  • - We're both guys. - Right right okay.

  • But like, you know.

  • - Do you two just check out guys together all the time?

  • - Yes.

  • - Oh my god you guys are getting married?

  • I've never been to a gay wedding. Can I come?

  • - Um, we just met you.

  • - Oh I don't mind.

  • - We were thinking of starting

  • by painting the living room first.

  • - What color do

  • you guys think we should go with?

  • - Um, I don't know what colors do you like.

  • - Oh, uh, well we had talked about... pewter?

  • - Yeah. yeah. - Is that a good color?

  • - Why are you ask--

  • - You know, my cousin's gay, Terry,

  • Do you know Terry?

  • - Yeah, gay Terry.

  • - Everyone knows gay Terry.

  • - You guys, I need to pick out

  • an outfit for the company Christmas party. Will you help?

  • - Why are you asking u-- ah, oh.

  • - Alright, just checking on your room.

  • Um, two queens? - Wha--?

  • - He's talking about the beds.

  • - So when you guys are on a date like this, who pays?

  • - So when you guys slow dance who leads?

  • - Who plans the brunch place, do you guys take turns?

  • - We own a brunch restaurant chain.

  • - Of course you do. - Yeah of course.

  • - But you guys just wear each others' clothes right?

  • - Actually that we do. - We do do that.

  • - That's great.

  • - I need a new gay best friend,

  • will you be my new gay best friend? Please?

  • - We just met you.

  • - You guys don't watch Real Housewives?

  • - Are you sure you're gay?

  • - We're pretty sure.

  • - Are you gonna have gaybies?

  • - I'm sorry what? - Gay babies.

  • - Can I be your surrogate, our babies would look so--

  • - We just met you.

  • - So if you guys have kids,

  • are you gonna let them play sports?

  • - Why would we not let our kids play sports?

  • - I don't know, I just thought,

  • like, musical theater and stuff plays, dances.

  • - Who's the twink and who's the leather daddy?

  • - Who wants weiners, you guys right?

  • - Oh, will you be my escort to the gay pride parade?

  • I mean, you need a gay to get into

  • one of those things right? - You do,

  • you need a gay to get in and yes we will go with you.

  • - Oh you're gonna be my gaykeeper.

  • - Judy Garland. - Seen it.

  • - I know who Judy Garland is - Do you?

  • - Are you sure you're gay? - Pretty sure.

  • - Are you gay?

  • - That's a really sensitive subject

- I mean when we bought our bed--

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