- Oh my god! Wait, are you two a couple?

- Yeah. - Yes, mm-hmm.

- I thought you were brothers.

- Nope. - No.

- Are you sure you're not brothers?

- Yep. - Pretty, pretty sure.

- Yeah? - Not brothers.

-Not brothers. - Nope.

- Which one's the guy and which one's the girl?

- We're both guys. - Right right okay.

But like, you know.

- Do you two just check out guys together all the time?

- Yes.

- Oh my god you guys are getting married?

I've never been to a gay wedding. Can I come?

- Um, we just met you.

- Oh I don't mind.

- We were thinking of starting

by painting the living room first.

- What color do

you guys think we should go with?

- Um, I don't know what colors do you like.

- Oh, uh, well we had talked about... pewter?

- Yeah. yeah. - Is that a good color?

- Why are you ask--

- You know, my cousin's gay, Terry,

Do you know Terry?

- Yeah, gay Terry.

- Everyone knows gay Terry.

- You guys, I need to pick out

an outfit for the company Christmas party. Will you help?

- Why are you asking u-- ah, oh.

- Alright, just checking on your room.

Um, two queens? - Wha--?

- He's talking about the beds.

- So when you guys are on a date like this, who pays?

- So when you guys slow dance who leads?

- Who plans the brunch place, do you guys take turns?

- We own a brunch restaurant chain.

- Of course you do. - Yeah of course.

- But you guys just wear each others' clothes right?

- Actually that we do. - We do do that.

- That's great.

- I need a new gay best friend,

will you be my new gay best friend? Please?

- We just met you.

- You guys don't watch Real Housewives?

- Are you sure you're gay?

- We're pretty sure.

- Are you gonna have gaybies?

- I'm sorry what? - Gay babies.

- Can I be your surrogate, our babies would look so--

- We just met you.

- So if you guys have kids,

are you gonna let them play sports?

- Why would we not let our kids play sports?

- I don't know, I just thought,

like, musical theater and stuff plays, dances.

- Who's the twink and who's the leather daddy?

- Who wants weiners, you guys right?

- Oh, will you be my escort to the gay pride parade?

I mean, you need a gay to get into

one of those things right? - You do,

you need a gay to get in and yes we will go with you.

- Oh you're gonna be my gaykeeper.

- Judy Garland. - Seen it.

- I know who Judy Garland is - Do you?

- Are you sure you're gay? - Pretty sure.

- Are you gay?

- That's a really sensitive subject