Um, I said it all the time

The lads always laugh

Harry: We never laugh

We never ever laugh

Anyway, I think intelligence is the best

That is a large

large

kettle

It is a Maracka!

Zayn, you look great

I can't walk like a lady, man

That's not gonna happen

Harry Potter or Twilight?

Twilight with Harry Potter &($*$)#@@#$$$$%^&&

From Anna Horan, winter or summer?

Summery winter in Autumy time!

Amy Patou

Wha?

It's just a name!

Patou Amy

Why did the mushroom goes to the party?

I don't know, why did the mushroom goes to the party?

Because it was a fungi

Can you see that sign up there, Louis?

Paul Adopt Me

Can you see a sign up there, Harry?

Paul Adopt Me

Which one of you screams the louder?

If you have to choose someone from the band

to be your slave

Who would it be and what you would make them do?

I'd make Liam be my slave

But I make him be my personal trainer

Um, no I don't think that's right

The point goes to Zayn

which means Zayn, you're the winner

Louis and Harry are getting brave with a group of birds

that very big and can run really fast to my knowledge

They're quite agressive

They can attack you if they're provoked

So I'm staying far away

while Harry chases after it

Ahh my doll!

I just want my doll back

Come here

I love you

Vas Happenin' doll

We were in America

We were in, um Malabami

Oh, malibu malibu sorry

Get off his hair

Get off him

Get off him, Harry

If I was a girl

I would date probably Liam

I'd date Louis

Yeah, I would date Niall

I think I'd date Louis

If I was a girl, I'd date Louis

I won't date any of you

'Cause nobody picked me

Get off

What is your biggest fear and why?

My biggest fear is water

Because I can't swim

How about when you drink it?

Ow, and your time's up!

I'm not going to accept that answer

So unlucky

What can I do?

Okay, and the winner is Liam Payne!

Wow, I'm proud of that boy!

He's damn cool

Yeah, it's true

I did not have a passport before One Direction

Remember to wash your hands before you start

You take the paper off 'cause paper doesn't tastes good

Zayn, what is your best impressions of taxi driver?

Oh, Louis man!

I love you guys, man!

I love you guys, man!

You guys are sick, man!

I love you, man

The next question is from Kati

and she wants to know

If a random mad man stole all of our fans

How would we get them back?

I would probably

become "Vas Happenin' man?!" and save them all

So, basically

I went to the shop

I bought a packet of crisps

and there was a guy trying to steal my crisps

So I ran away

What's the one thing you cannot live without?

Zayn?

You

We have a present for you

There you go

Congratulations

Thank you

Ah, It's lovely

Hello

Hello, sunshine

How are you?

Hello, you're alright, mum?

It's nice to hear your voice

Yours too

I just wanna say, your house is amazing

It's like a dream comes true

That's what I did, I told you

You worked so hard, Zayn

I'm so proud of you

I'm very very proud of you

It's alright, mum

If it what makes you happy, it is all good

I'm happy

I'm very happy

Well, get off the phone before I start crying

Bye, I see you later

The reason why I like audition for the show

From the start

Like I just want to be able to give back to my mum