♪ That's why I treat you like trash ♪

♪ It's not what I really want to do ♪

♪ But you only date bad guys ♪

♪ So I'll give it my best try ♪

♪ To treat you the way you want me to ♪

♪ I never open the door or pull out a chair ♪

♪ You can tell me how your day was ♪

♪ But I don't really care ♪

♪ And if you ever get cold ♪

♪ You just have to hack it ♪

♪ 'Cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket ♪

♪ Like whoa, you ain't sittin' up front ♪

♪ Front is for the homies ♪

♪ You can sit in the trunk ♪

♪ I never answer my phone ♪

♪ Whenever you call it ♪

♪ And when the waiter brings the bill ♪

♪ I never reach for my wallet ♪

♪ Nice guys finish last ♪

♪ That's why I'll treat you like trash ♪

♪ It's not what I really want to do ♪

♪ But you only date bad guys ♪

♪ So I'll give it my best try ♪

♪ To treat you the way you want me to ♪

♪ And I'mma beat you in every competition ♪

♪ Goin' out with the girls? ♪

♪ You'd better get my permission ♪

♪ Wait no, I take that back, you can't go ♪

♪ House is on tonight ♪

♪ And that's my favorite show ♪

♪ Do I look fat in this dress? ♪

♪ Hell yeah, you do ♪

♪ Wait, let me speak your language ♪

♪ Cows go moo ♪

[mooing]

♪ Nice guys finish last ♪

♪ That's why I'll treat you like trash ♪

♪ It's not what I really want to do, oh ♪

♪ You only date bad guys ♪

♪ So I'll give it my best try ♪

♪ To treat you the way you want me to ♪

♪ But behind the scenes ♪

♪ She means the world to me ♪

♪ I wanna tell her that she's beautiful ♪

♪ And show her that she's loved ♪

♪ Hold her hand when she's scared ♪

♪ Tell her how much I care ♪

♪ But that won't win her heart because... ♪

♪ Nice guys finish last ♪

♪ That's why I'll treat you like trash ♪

♪ It's not what I really want to do, oh ♪

♪ You only date bad guys ♪

♪ So I'll give it my best try ♪

♪ To treat you the way you want me to ♪

♪ Ho ♪

Is this the class where you learn how to pick up girls?

♪ Nice guys... ♪

♪ Wait, let me speak your language ♪

♪ Cows go... ♪

TEE HEE!