- I'm not crying because the wedding is beautiful.

I'm crying because I spent $1,000 to be in it.

(club music)

- [All] You're getting married!

- Oh my god, that dress is hideous.

- I don't really like who you're marrying.

- Even though you've sent me two texts

and four emails about this,

I'm still gonna ask you what I'm responsible for.

- Oh, a sleeveless dress for an outdoor wedding,

at night,

in the mountains.

I won't be cold.

- Oh, can you give me the names of the groomsmen

so I can stalk them on facebook?

- This is completely against my morals.

- You know, actually I don't give a (bleep)

what color your wedding invitations are.

- This is potential blackmail.

- I flew across country for this.

I'm not getting you something from Crate and Barrel as well.

- Another dress that highlights my insecurities. Awesome!

-I'm actually just crying because I'm the last single friend.

No, but you look great, for sure.

- I wish this was me.

I wish this was me, I wish this was me!

- I've taken enough goddamn pictures!

- Why have the groomsmen already started drinking?

- You told me you hated her.

This one, here.

- I'm so broke.

- If you can't find me at any point tonight,

I'll be at the bar.

- No, actually I don't wanna hold your dress while you pee.

- Despite all my complaining,

I'm still gonna make you do this for my wedding.

- We're done with the photos.

We've had enough.

I give it three years.

- Three months.

- Yeah.

You guys are soulmates.