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  • JackSepticEye: You really are not easing me into this whole "Garry'sMod"

  • Mark: You wanna play with me?

  • Mark: Why aren´t you looking at me?

  • JackSepticEye: He´s stuck in the door. He just keeps spinning around.

  • Mark: Get in there. Hahaha

  • Oh thats perfect! -What are you doing?

  • Everyones going in the party wall.

  • Jack: Everyones going to timeout.

  • Mark: Yeah thats timeout for all the bad behaving monsters.

  • Jack: You´ve been a bad "Tripod". Now go think about what you've done.

  • Mark: hihi.. stay over there

  • Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and I´m here joined by JackSepticEye

  • And we´re gonna play some Gmod Jack: Hello

  • Jack: I´m trying to mess with this guy

  • He´s not moving

  • Mark: Well, he´s dead.

  • Did you kill him? There´s a lot of blood here.

  • -No -Did you murder this man? - No

  • Jack: This is not my fault. Mark: I would like to know right now.

  • Hep!

  • Oh, you doged. Jack: whoa

  • Mark: Too bad you can´t die

  • Get outta here

  • Jack: Come on. Hit me , so try to hit me and hit me

  • Jack: This is not how this is supposed to go! Mark: No? How was this supposed to go?

  • Jack: We´re supposed to work together! Mark: No, that´s not the point in Gmods..

  • Mark: Okay , alright, fine

  • You wanna work together? Wait, hang on !

  • Let´s build something!

  • Mark: Hey you wanna play with me? (3x) Jack: Oh sweet Jesus! Stop it!

  • Jack: I don´t like it! Mark: Hey you pretty lady

  • (Mark) mumbling and weird noises

  • Jack: Why is there a dead ant lying over here?!

  • ok.. ok.. it´s time for like .. walking ...... of robots Mark: Wah! you killed him .. you killed him!

  • Mark: ech ech... (imitating zombie noises)

  • Jack: Oh sweet lord! Mark: My fort is fort "blamass"

  • You are not allowed

  • no one´s allowed in

  • No one named Jack is allowed!

  • Jack: Nothing´s spawnig for me! I don´t like it...

  • You´ve got one box, that´s your fort?

  • what a pithily little fort !

  • -Oh Jack: I´m building err... ammo crates!

  • Mark: Oh how pathetic your fort is compared to my glorious fort "blamass"

  • Jack: Leave me alone! This is how the irish built!

  • Mark: laughs What is some famous irish buildings? I´m stuck ....

  • Jack: a.. a.. America! We built America!

  • Mark:laughs You built America with your bare hands... Jack: We did!

  • ... while we sipped british tea Jack: What! Wait what the ...

  • Mark: What are you doing over there ? Jack: Did you do that !?

  • Mark: No, I didn´t do anything

  • I´m still building fort blamass.

  • Mark: Hey shut up! It´s not a

  • but even if it was that would be okay ... so shut up !

  • Mark: I think I started lagging the server so eh...

  • ... I think my fort is done Jack: ehm.. You broke it !

  • Mark: No I didn´t !

  • yeah I might have broke it ...

  • Jack: okey my fort´s done!

  • Try and hit me !

  • Mark: ok okll shoot one at you ...

  • I only got a grenade so.. I´ll shoot that at you

  • Jack: oh.. Oh.. Ohh!!! Mark: oh direct hit!

  • Oh your box is burning !

  • Oh your fort is so pithily and pathetic!

  • Jack: I should not have made this out of wood! Mark: Come on! Bring it on!

  • wait, that´s a bad idea...

  • this eh ....

  • NOOO!!

  • Jack: Yeah..!!

  • Mark: haha.. my fort Jack: Bye fort !

  • Mark: boop boop...

  • Jack: What are you doing?

  • Are you trying to kill me ? mark laughs

  • Jack: What happened...It didn´t work!

  • Markt: the thrusters are...

  • What?!?

  • Oh okey I thought you flew in here...

  • Hang on! I accidentally buried it in the ground... Hang on !

  • Jack: Ok.. 10.. 10.. 10... Mark: Go baby Go!

  • Jack: I didn´t finish my countdown !!

  • Hahaha....

  • Jack: Jesus....

  • Mark: get outta here!!

  • Jack: That was a good first effort Mark: Yeah.. but we can do better ..

  • because this is irish ehh.. no ...

  • speaking with really bad accent

  • Jack: Yeah that´s not even close...

  • Mark: Why? I was doing scottish, I wasn´t doing irish..

  • Jack: for shame Mark!

  • Mark: ochey I never had a scottish accent like this before. I bet!

  • Jack: I got a real bit of a scottsman

  • Mark: oh ok ..

  • so you can actually do it because you are near by them ...

  • so eh.. how about ehm...

  • Jack: Yeah they are just over there...

  • I can wave at them ! Hi!~

  • Mark: Can you really !?

  • Mark: So I´m gonna go with my same design

  • and you´re gonna go back in there

  • Jack: Ok

  • Mark: ok you ready?

  • cause this is gonna be fun

  • Mark: alright ... 10.. 9.. GO!

  • Jack: for freedom ! Mark laughs

  • Jack: Oh I can´t swim ...

  • Mark: Where did y...Oh My God!

  • Are you still in there?

  • Jack: It doesn´t matter ! Mark: Whoa

  • Jack: What?.. shit!

  • Mark: Are you ok?

  • Jack: I don´t know !

  • I can´t see anything!

  • lot´s of laughter

  • epic music

  • Mark: Noo.. I don´t wanna go!

  • Arghh..

  • ok.. alright.. ok..

  • I went ... Arrghh

  • I just keep hitting walls and the ground,

  • you went off like a rocket!

  • Jack: just sit tight, you´re gonna be fine !

  • Mark: hang on.. I think it needs more rockets

  • I think it needs more rockets..

  • Jack: I know what I´m doing

  • I´m a whale biologist!

  • Mark: more thrusting... Jack: it looks like lampshades!

  • Mark: No ! They´re thrusters! Jack: That is not right!

  • have you played "Kerbal Space Program"?!?

  • Mark: Yeah! and this is how I built them !

  • My ship was called "The Crashy McSplodey"

  • So I don´t think you want my a...

  • Where did I go?!?

  • alright I´m in it

  • I´m in it to win it! Jack: Are you ready?

  • Mark: I don´t know how I got the third person

  • but I am in here

  • Jack: Ok, just go! Mark: I think you missed

  • Ahhh... Where am I going?

  • I hit...You did this again !

  • So how about... no no Noo!

  • hahaha Oh God... Jack: You´re doing Doughnuts

  • Mark: Thank you I know

  • Mark: beautiful seat Jack: It´s getting there

  • Mark: it´s as beautiful as the person who built it and you are beautiful

  • Jack: You don´t know me !

  • Mark: haha Ok

  • ok whatever Jack: this is how Jack builds!

  • Mark: alright here get in my rocket, this is a much better model than the previous one ,so ..

  • Jack: You are missing a wheel !

  • Mark: Ah that wheel wasn´t structurally necessary anyway .. so just get in there

  • Jack: Ok launch me !

  • Mark: 3.. 2.... potato! haha

  • Jack: It didn´t work!

  • Mark: Oh god if you could look behind you

  • just stay there for a second..

  • Jack: just leave me up here .. yeah great!

  • you should angle me

  • Mark: alright.. hang on ..

  • hang on.. hang on hang on

  • Jack: you can do this

  • Mark: eh.. no .. hang on

  • There you go !

  • Jack: Oh god oh God! I´m getting dizzy!!

  • Mark: ok that will be good enough..

  • Yeahhhh ....!

  • Jack: Oh Je..hahaha Mark: Oh my God!

  • what is happening to me ?!

  • Jack: your guy´s hands are in the air as like he´s really enjoing it ..

  • Mark: cause I´m gonna be here staring longingly into your eyes....

  • Hahaha

  • Jack: Oh my god, what did you do! Mark: Oh God! What happened?!

  • Jack: Where am I?

  • Mark: Are you ready to go ?

  • Jack: I don´t trust anything that you are doing right now..

  • Mark: Hey ! why wouldn´t you trust me ?

  • Jack: look at your face!

  • Mark: Hep! I´m in the chair

  • Let´s go!

  • Whoaaa... Jack: oh god oh god

  • Mark: I´m on this with you

  • Jack: I can´t see anything , your chair is in my face !

  • No I´m still here. I´m fine

  • Mark: No no hang on

  • Jack: your crappy design doesn´t go anywhere

  • Mark: Ohh.. don´t make fun of my design , it´s very sensitive about itself

  • you´re not going anywhere ... Jack: Exactly!

  • Mark: yay there you go !

  • Jack: there we go! there we go!

  • Mark: Get outta here !!

  • wheeeee....! Jack: Where am I ?!

  • Mark: oh you´re like a beautiful rocket! Jack: ouch ... ouch...

  • Mark: Where did you go?

  • Wheeeee.... !

  • Jack: Jesus!

  • Mark: and then you go into the water

  • underwater talk

  • Jack: stupid rocket design!

  • Mark: I got an even better design!

  • Jack: Oh really!?

  • Mark: I´ve got an even better design...

  • like... some weird noises Done !

  • look at this , look at this buddy

  • Jack: Where ?!

  • Mark: Look at this, I built it

  • I built all of this , I built all this by myself

  • Jack: Oh oh yeah, thats so good , you´re such a genius ..

  • Mark: I´m really good at "Gmod"!

  • Jack: we neet to have a... Oh stop it ! Mark: No!

  • Jack: why ?!

  • Mark: Why aren´t they activated?

  • Jack: They hit me , they hit me Mark: there goes one ...

  • Jack: You can but it´s not working Mark: I got another, I got another...

  • Jack: Oh oh.. oh oh... Mark: There´s fire , you´re on fire now!

  • hahaha you just sank under... Oh God!

  • Jack:How´s there fire under the water?

  • Mark: Whoaaa hey buddy!

  • Jack: Watermelons Mark dinner is ready

  • Mark: really? really?... Jack: watermelons.. watermelons...

  • Mark: of all the stuff you could have made you made watermelons...? fine

  • Jack: babies

  • Mark: no! babies ?

  • you´re gonna boil....

  • b-babies?

  • Jack: I´m gonna boil babies....

  • I´m just looking around the map right now all that is here is watermelons, babies, a hoovercraft and blood ...

  • Mark: yeah that sounds like a fun party , huh ..?

  • Jack: That´s a good time

  • Melon!

  • hahaha

  • Jack: I´ve lost all respect for you , after your building abillities... hahaha

  • Mark: How do I put thrusters on a baby?

  • That is the question that everyone should ask themselves

  • Jack: that is something I never thought anyone would ever say!

  • How do I , how do I out thrusters on a baby ?!

  • Mark: How do I, how do I launch this baby into space ?

  • like ... How do I do it?!?

  • Ohh my God !! What the hell!

  • Jack: Is there a baby on that ?! Mark: Are you seeing what I´m seeing ?!

  • Mark: are you seeing this?

  • Where did it go?

  • Jack: I.. I.. Unfortunately I am...

  • I put on a thruster on a baby and I don´t know where it went...

  • Mark: Whoa whoa whoa... baby baby baby Jack: There it is ! there it is ...

  • Mark: Baby´s gone ...

  • There we go ..

  • no?

  • There we go ! bye baby !

  • Jack: bye baby...

  • Mark: oh there´s the baby...

  • Whoa