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I'm standing here in the arid desert.
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Looking for any signs of wildlife today.
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We've had quite the journey so far...
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Ahh...what's that?
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Is that what I think it is?
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Turn the camera around! Turn the camera around! Look what I'm seeing.
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It's the basic white girl in her natural habitat.
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Unbelievable!
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We should follow her and see what she does for the rest of her day.
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Let's go!
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The basic white girl is very temperamental.
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So you don't want to upset her.
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Looks as though she's grazing and looking for any food she can find.
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After breakups, they've known to consume an entire gallon of ice cream in one sitting.
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Wow!
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That small object in her hand is how the basic white girl sends signals to their mates to attract them.
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Fascinating!
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Let's continue following her throughout the rest of the day.
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There's our basic white girl.
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It appears to be a lazy day.
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She spends most of her day lying around,
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exhausted, because she Literally Can't Even!
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Wow!
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We've been following the girl for a few hours now.
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She's done breathtaking things.
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Brushing her hair. Texting her friends. Plucking her eyebrows.
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But right now we're seeing the most sacred ritual ever.
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The taking of the "Selfie."
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Turn around...let's have a look.
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Move in very quietly. Watch your step. Watch your step.
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The "Selfie" is an intricate process that girls take years to perfect.
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Watch as she purses her lips like a duck or some sort of other animal to attract her mates.
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Oh! Oh my God
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Was that?
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Oh my God, we got it on camera!
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The exotic "hair flip". She's doing the hair flip to get the perfect selfie.
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It's beautiful!
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It's amazing!
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I can't believe we're getting this shot.
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This is Heaven!... Heaven!
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This is the most amazing experience of my life. I've never seen the hair flip in person.
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Now were seeing it right now, live.
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Look at it!
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Oh my god, it's amazing!
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Beautiful! Spectacular!
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I can't believe it!
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We just stepped into the deepest part of the girl's chamber.
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Right now we're going to her sleeping quarters,
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so be very quiet. It's a very sacred place.
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There she is... - Travis! Get the f**k out of my room!
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She's spotted us! She's spotted us!
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We had quite the amazing day.
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For now we're going to have to say goodbye.
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Thank you guys so much for watching.
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Happy hunting.
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Today we're wondering what kind of life exists here.
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What is the -- (laugh)
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Wait. Chloe where are you?
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Where are you?
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Wait. Okay, I have to do this over.
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Alright, so we've just stepped into the deepest...
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F**K.
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Please be sure to tune in next week for anot..
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F**K!
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Primitive terrain oh...
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S**t, my lens is all
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It has, like, bacon in it, too!
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Are you okay?