the game changing thrill of the winter Solidier

and the unexpected surprise of Guardians of the Galaxy

You thought there was no way the next Avengers could lift up to the high

You were right.

Avengers, Age of Ultron

I mean it's definitely good

but just not great

You know I mean, like certainly enjoyable

but you know

man... we're gonna catch hell for this, are we?

When the Mandarin seemingly killed Iron Man

and took the president hostage

The Avengers didn't assemble

When Malaga almost destroyed the universe

the Avengers didn't assemble

And when a terroist organization infiltrated Shield

and came just seconds away from killing millions

the Avengers still didn't assemble

But when a remote Hydra base might be hiding something

every single avenger is assembling all up in his business

for even more

group shots

Hey, does that mean we can finally stop using this one?

Joss Whedon is back at the helm

and more beat down than ever

In the second one Job just got harder

I have all these restrictions

but also I will lead guidelines

As he does his best to meet the unrealistic nerd expectations

and tries to make a stand alone sequel

as good as Empire Strikes Back or Godfather, too

that also sets up a civil war

Everytime someone tries to win the war before it starts, innocent people die.

and sets up an Infinity war

A mind stone is the fourth from the infinity stones that show up in the last few years

and sets up Thor: Ragnarok

We are all dead, can you not see it?

and sets up Black Panther

Wakanada? Wa... Wa..Wa... Wakanda

and fitting Disney Corp. cross promotions

Gentlemen, strings, son and fun

In a juggling act so insanely difficult

he turned down the sequel, quit Twitter

and doen't have any new films in development

Oh...ah...guys...

I think we just broke Joss Whedon

He needs a hug.

Experience the movie equivalent of empty engine and tire toy box

and smashing all your action figures into each other

as the Avengers roster bloats even further

with Vision, Scarlet Which and Quicksilver

who for some reason are never called

Vision, Scarlet Which or Quicksilver

one as a lame Russian knock off of the X-man

that Fox did way better

one has hand wavy mind control powers

and can also stop trains

and the other is a beam shooting 3D printed by vanadium robot plus Jarvis plus the mind stone

who can fly and makes capes?

What?

Can one of you guys explain Vision to me?

I have no idea who or what it is.

You've seen great Marvel movie villains

like Loki

and...

no...

definitely not

not even close

guess this is still just Loki

Now get ready for another generically evil one-off villain who hates the Avengers for reasons

with an over complicated plot to evolve

and or destroy the world by turning an Estern European city into a meteor

Not a great plan

You've been waiting for years to see your heros come together again

Now watch them fight for limited screen time

for a brush side plot like

Black Widow's black swan school

Thor's magic Jacuzzi

If the water spirit accepts me, I can return to my dream.

Captain America's old party theme

and the most out of left field love story

since Spock and Uhura

but don't worry, there's still plenty of time left over for your least favorite Avengers

to become your third or fourth least favorite Avenger

Oh... ok... good for you

We like you now

Get ready for everything you love about the first Avengers's movie all over again

Mind control again...

Looking for Loki's scepter again...

A Thanos's tease again...

A final showdown against the faceless army with a ticking clock again...

and tons of

reeps...

we are under [email protected]#$%^&* you don't want me, do you

Guy's multiplying faster than a catholic rabbit

we won't hold it against you if you can get it up.

and he did a banksy of the crime scene

with the advantages of...

Stop quipping!

It's a good talk.

You know it wasn't.

I didn't say you could leave.

You are not worth it.

*

language

you son of the bitch

kiss your mother with that mouth?

You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini

Obviously you never made an omlet

you beat me by one second

Oh man. These things are gonna to be insufferable when Ant man the Star-Lord show up

Starring...

Mr. Roggers

Hank Pym

Beats by Bruce

Good luck finding her action figure

Archer

Farm and furious

So that's what Andy Serkis looks like

Resting witch face

The quick and the dead

CGI balls

Super Siri

Skynet

And the new Avengers

Yeah~

Avengers, Roughly One Week of Ultron

I'm calling it.

The shield helicarrier will become the NCU's eagles

The eagles are coming.

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my tight are way to tight

The call is coming from inside...your phone

Not the face, never the face.

There are no strings on me

Clowns Farting

Rub-a-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub