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We are back with Justin Bieber,
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and how's your summer been?
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Summer's been pretty good. - Yeah?
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Yup. - You wore very little clothes.
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I...I... (audience laughter)
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Right? You had your shirt off in every picture I saw of you.
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I guess. - It's hot wherever you go,
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probably.
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It is pretty hot, yeah.
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(screams and applause)
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Who's feeding you grapes there?
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That was just a friend. - Well, that's...
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That's a selfie, and then there's that.
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(audience: Whoo!)
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You need to take care of yourself.
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(audience laughter)
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Look at that. Um, oh, that's...
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Look at that. (audience: Oh!)
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(audience laughter)
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That's very...
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Hot. Hot, Hot.
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Oh, a very tall person took that picture.
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And then there you are... (audience laughter)
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(screams and applause)
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So can I tell you about that photo real quick?
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Yes, who took that picture and tell us about it.
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It was a friend of mine, but...
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Butt, butt. (audience laughter)
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Butt!
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Cause one of my friends' parents hit me,
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or one of my friends hit me, who has a kid,
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and they were like, "Yo, my daughter just saw this.
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and she came to me and was like, "I just saw Justin's butt."
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(audience laughter) So I felt bad about it,
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and I was like... I just took it down,
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cause I didn't want to, like-- - Right.
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So you took it down, but then the other, I loved,
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because you realized that you shouldn't be naked out on a boat,
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and then you put your underwear on,
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which I really appreciate.
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(audience laughter) You put...
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your Ellen underwear on.
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Yeah. - That looks good.
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Uh huh. (cheers and applause)
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(cheers and applause)
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So the last time you were here, you were here with Madonna.
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Yup. - It seemed she was
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flirting with you a lot.
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She was, right? - Right?
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I felt that. - Yeah.
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But then what happened backstage when y'all went backstage?
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You guys really want to know? - Yeah.
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(screams and applause)
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This is just--that's just a PG(parental guidance) version of what went...
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I see. I see. (audience laughter)
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Now did you hang out with her afterwards or no?
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We talked a little bit but we didn't really...we didn't hang.
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No. - No.
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Okay.
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She's too old for you.
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(audience laughter) - Yeah, she's...
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I mean... I think.
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You're not too young for her, but she's too old for you.
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(audience laughter)
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Who are you dating right now?
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Um...
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That's the old, nervous,
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"take the hat off and fix my hair" move.
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Are you dating anyone?
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These are nice. - Those are my glasses.
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Do you...do you need these? Oh.
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Just to read.
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No, you can't see far away in them.
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I can't see anything.
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But see? See? - Oh, oh, this is good.
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Yeah, it's just to read. - Wow, maybe I need these.
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Yeah. - This is good.
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I know! I didn't think I needed glasses until--
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This is great.
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Pay attention to the dating question.
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Sorry. (audience laughter)
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Yeah, I didn't think I needed them until I was like,
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"How come I can't read?"
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I'm single, ladies. - You're single.
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All right, good. (screams and applause)
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(screams and applause)
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And ready to mingle.
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"And ready to mingle"? - Yep.
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All right, well, there's a lot of girls
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that would like to mingle with you.
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I'm in a place now... (audience screams)
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(audience screams)
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I don't know if I'm ready for a relationship right now.
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I just want to... They don't want relationships.
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They just want to... (audience laughter)
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(audience laughter)
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They just want to mingle.
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So the big hit that... is "Where Are You Now,"
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which I love that song, very very much.
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Thank you. (imitates music of song)
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(audience laughter)
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I thought you were going to do the whole thing.
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(imitates music again)
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You know that's actually my vocal?
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They just chopped it up.
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Oh, it's not really a synthesizer, it's just that?
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No, it's just my vocal. So they pitched it up,
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and they like messed with it and stuff.
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That's not true. - It's is true.
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(audience laughter)
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It's not true. - I swear it's true.
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Well, why would you swear, and lie, saying, "I swear."
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But I'm not lying.
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I swear. - Really?
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What do you mean?
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Ah, see what I did there?
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So you got us into "What do you mean, 'what do you mean'?"
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So "What Do You Mean" is my new single, by the way, guys.
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Yes. (cheers and applause)
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(cheers and applause)
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And you had...
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I... I did one for you.
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You were Instagramming a different person
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saying "What do you mean? What do you mean?"
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And so "What do you mean, what do you mean?" is
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about the song "What Do You Mean?"
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Yes, yes. - Right?
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Which you performed on the VMAs last Sunday.
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Yes, ma'am. - Right.
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That was the first time performing in a while.
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How'd that feel? - It was. It felt so great.
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Just to be back up on that stage and just like...
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I just feel like I'm so much more comfortable there
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than anywhere else, you know?
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Well, I'm glad that you're back up on stage.
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We miss you. We're ready for that music.
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We're ready for that new music.
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And uh, who did you write the song for?
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I wrote this song for, um...
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women in general.
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Just all women?
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It seemed like it was one specific woman.
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It's like, gosh. - Does it rhyme with Malina?
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Here's the thing, here's the thing.
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Does it rhyme with Malina? - I just never know what...
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(audience laughter)
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I just never know what women are thinking.
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Uh huh. - 'Cause they're just like,
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they say one thing and they mean another thing,
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and they're like, "Do this,"
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and then, "No, don't do this,"
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and I'm like, "What do you mean?"
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(audience laughter) You know?
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Or they're like kissing you, and then they push you off of them,
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and then I'm like, "But why? What's going on?"
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Yeah. - You know?
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No, tell me about it. - Yeah.
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(laughter and applause)