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  • What are you watching?

  • That tire commercial.

  • Oh well, it's a cute baby?

  • Why, you want a baby now or something?

  • Are you serious?

  • I'm serious.

  • I'm being serious.

  • Yeah so am I.

  • Okay, so according to my calculations, if we have a baby, we won't be able to eat out or go on vacation ever again.

  • Okay.

  • We're also gonna have to cancel cable.

  • What!

  • No, I'm out.

  • Hey, hot stuff, wanna make a baby?

  • Why do you have leave your pee glasses everywhere?

  • It's for my ovulation test.

  • Yeah, but these are our drinking glasses.

  • I clean them out.

  • Ugh...

  • Nope.

  • Hey, sweetie.

  • It's time, I'm ovulating.

  • Alright, I'll just make it quick.

  • It's overtime.

  • Alright.

  • They have like lobster stuff, It was pretty cool.

  • They have samples of lobster?

  • Well, it was like an imitation lobster.

  • Was it good?

  • Yeah, it was Costco lobster.

  • What are you doing?

  • I'm keeping them from falling out, you know.

  • Nope.

  • Okay, I'm taking off.

  • Alright babe, love you.

  • Love you too, don't jerk off.

  • I'm not gonna jerk off.

  • It lowers your sperm count, don't jerk off.

  • I know, bye.

  • Bye.

  • Tell me not to jerk off.

  • Forgot my phone.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • I've been gone like 25 seconds.

  • Come on.

  • It's the dessert round.

  • It's got to be now.

  • Really helping to set the mood here dude.

  • You're playing Candy Crush?

  • Yeah.

  • Get the blue one.

  • Nope.

  • What are we doing wrong?

  • Oh what about this position?

  • I don't think I can bend that way.

  • Hey hot stuff, you want to make a baby?

  • For reals?

  • For reals.

  • My junk, it works, my junk, my junk it works.

  • Okay, you're kind of ruining the moment here.

  • My junk, it works!

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