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What are you watching?
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That tire commercial.
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Oh well, it's a cute baby?
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Why, you want a baby now or something?
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Are you serious?
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I'm serious.
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I'm being serious.
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Yeah so am I.
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Okay, so according to my calculations, if we have a baby, we won't be able to eat out or go on vacation ever again.
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Okay.
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We're also gonna have to cancel cable.
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What!
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No, I'm out.
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Hey, hot stuff, wanna make a baby?
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Why do you have leave your pee glasses everywhere?
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It's for my ovulation test.
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Yeah, but these are our drinking glasses.
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I clean them out.
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Ugh...
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Nope.
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Hey, sweetie.
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It's time, I'm ovulating.
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Alright, I'll just make it quick.
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It's overtime.
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Alright.
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They have like lobster stuff, It was pretty cool.
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They have samples of lobster?
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Well, it was like an imitation lobster.
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Was it good?
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Yeah, it was Costco lobster.
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What are you doing?
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I'm keeping them from falling out, you know.
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Nope.
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Okay, I'm taking off.
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Alright babe, love you.
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Love you too, don't jerk off.
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I'm not gonna jerk off.
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It lowers your sperm count, don't jerk off.
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I know, bye.
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Bye.
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Tell me not to jerk off.
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Forgot my phone.
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Are you kidding me?
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I've been gone like 25 seconds.
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Come on.
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It's the dessert round.
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It's got to be now.
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Really helping to set the mood here dude.
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You're playing Candy Crush?
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Yeah.
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Get the blue one.
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Nope.
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What are we doing wrong?
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Oh what about this position?
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I don't think I can bend that way.
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Hey hot stuff, you want to make a baby?
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For reals?
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For reals.
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My junk, it works, my junk, my junk it works.
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Okay, you're kind of ruining the moment here.
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My junk, it works!