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  • - Wassup everybody, it's your boy Zack Evans

  • I'm here at Buzzfeed and I'm gonna

  • make my coworkers rap battle. (air horn sounds)

  • Yo Chris, have you ever freestyle rap battled before?

  • - Yes.

  • - Do you want to rap battle?

  • - I do not want to rap battle.

  • - All right, Quinta, Chris,

  • round one, let's do this.

  • So here's a couple rules I'm gonna lay down for you guys.

  • You get 10 points just for like, flow.

  • - 2 points for every time you cuss.

  • You get +2 if you mention a trending topic.

  • Duke, Zayn Malik, Eyebrows, Cats & Dogs, and Taxes.

  • So if you mention one of those, that's +2 points for you.

  • You guys got it?

  • - I'm 'bout to kill my competition like Duke Wisconsin,

  • you be missin'

  • Quinta you be missin'

  • Ya family be looking like

  • where is Quinta, I don't know, she's five feet

  • under you cooking.

  • I got the heater on my lap.

  • I bleeped it out, what was that?

  • Bring it back, my man looking at me

  • like can Chris rap?

  • Imma tell you something, yes I'm black

  • and I can rap.

  • - My eyebrows on fleek, like Zayn Malik.

  • Your hair's nappy, and trashy

  • just like this beat.

  • Do your taxes, are you rappin'?

  • Are you shining your feet?

  • Get some new shoes.

  • What you tryin' to defeat?

  • You got your camera out?

  • You need to tape this?

  • Put it away while I just bake this.

  • (airhorn sounds)

  • - Quinta you just won a rap battle.

  • What are you gonna do next?

  • - Imma go to the kitchen and get a cup of noodles.

  • - You ready?

  • - Is Ned ready?

  • - Oh (bleep) yeah I'm ready mother (bleep).

  • Ya arms look weak, have you even been lifting?

  • What's your next video?

  • Weak (bleep) toupee 15?

  • Yo, I'm hot like Duke,

  • I'm fresher than a airplane on that chuke.

  • That's what I'm sayin'

  • Chris you can't fight me,

  • I'm a ivy league gangster and I'm ready to fight ye.

  • Uh.

  • - I'm hoppin' in here right on the same beat,

  • Imma rap for you so let's call this a treat.

  • My mom says I need to smile more,

  • I said mom Duke winnin' final 4!

  • Yeah, look.

  • I'll get an erection lookin' right here at my own reflection.

  • Ned you should leave right now,

  • I call that (bleep) a One Direction.

  • That's a Zayn Malik reference, ya see it?

  • Eyebrows that's the next thing I'll be fleekin.

  • My eyebrows on fleek.

  • Don't really know what that phrase means.

  • - Now for the main battle.

  • - Yo wassup Daysha. - Oh, my God.

  • - Are you interested in freestyle rap battling someone?

  • - No!

  • (laughs)

  • - Pick your opponent.

  • - Has A.I. been done?

  • So I'm challenging you to a rap battle.

  • (laughs)

  • - M.C. Giggles, let's do this!

  • - My name is Daysha but I don't know who Zane is.

  • Zayn Malik.

  • (laughs)

  • But my eyebrows are on fleek. - Whoo!

  • I don't know stop this beat!

  • (laughs) - Oh!

  • - Talk about Zayn Malik.

  • You think your eyebrows are on fleek.

  • Did you hear about Duke?

  • Your face makes me want to puke.

  • (airhorn sounds) - Oh!

  • How do you feel?

  • - Pretty accomplished.

  • - Comment, who you think was the greatest M.C. at Buzzfeed.

  • - You already know when I walk up in the door,

  • they be sayin' Zachy Zacho he just got that stupid flow.

  • When I step right on the floor,

  • it's like you, you gotta go.

  • 'Cause you know what Zach Evans

  • and I'm about to steal the show.

  • - That's right, here we go now.

  • Here we go now.

  • Cats and dogs,

  • you a frog.

- Wassup everybody, it's your boy Zack Evans

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