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Ok.
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I like where this is going.
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Is this appropriate?
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They just couldn't find a hotel room...
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I've already made this video.
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That's not how you do it, sir.
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What? Is it nema- it's sushi! Nigiri sushi!
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Oh, sushi!
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Ok, I did not expect that.
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I don't wanna sound racist, but how very Asian.
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We're in that weird part of the internet again, aren't we?
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What is this an ad for?! Horror?!
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This is really scary. Wow.
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Wha the f*ck?!
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This is a waking nightmare.
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I didn't wanna sleep tonight, anyway.
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Trying to find a way to get your childrem to eat?
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Scare the sh*t out of them!
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No! Has nothing to do with the food!
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What?! What'd I just watch?
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Arrgh! The fat one falls.
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Oh, it's sour candy.
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Wow. That one actually made a lot more sense than the others.
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It's a great message for kids.
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If a strange man in a turtle costume is chasing you: he has candy.
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Turn around, befriend him.
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Yes.
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Children of the Corn 2.
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He's gonna trip. Yes!
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This reminds me of like, Battle Royale for some reason.
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Thumbs up, there ya go.
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I wanna buy it now.
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I kinda wanna, too.
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It just won't stop.
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Awwwww, look at that. That's not terrifying.
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What the hell?!
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This is good sh*t right here. Wow.
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Oh wow. [mimics ad] Taberu! - that means 'eat it'
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We need more commercials like this in the states.
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I've seen this one.
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Oh, I love this one!
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Oh, God.
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Is that a real dog? Is that a real boy? What is reality?
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Stop it, Japan!
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This is so messed up. I've seen a gif of that!
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That gif comes from this video!!
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What...the...
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That is utterly terrifying.
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That's amazing.
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Don't trust that dog.
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Jump shot! That's the only way to ever end a video.
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You sit here and you show me all these sh*t videos
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and then one time, finally, you bring me some gold.
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Something I've never seen before that I really enjoy.
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Thanks a lot, guys.
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[Finebros ] - So, what country were those commercials from? -
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Japan.
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Japan.
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I'm gonna say Japan.
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Those were all Japanese.
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We're Chinese, by the way. There's a difference.
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I think that was Canada.
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Definitely Canada. Canadian commercials are ca-razy.
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You never know what you're gonna get.
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[Finebros] So, let's talk about the sushi commercial. Thoughts about it?
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Hi-alarious.
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Erotic. Yup. Super sexy.
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What I call foreplay.
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The girl poured the white stuff on her face and I was just
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like, 'where is this going?!'
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Whenever I douse myself in paint, I drape myself over a woman.
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Why do these advertisers think that that's gonna make
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me want to eat sushi?
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Not hungry, I may be horny, now.
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I'm pretty sure Harley's gonna really enjoy that one.
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That was great. That was a good commercial.
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[Finebros] And what about the gummy sours commercials?
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Oh, is that what is was? I never got what it was.
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I wanna try some.
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It's so Japan, it's like pedo-bear, but for candies, and it's turtles.
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People in America would, like, parents would get pissed off
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saying: 'this is inappropriate, showing an adult chasing children.'
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A turtle man chasing children that didn't seem to mind that
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a giant, terrifying turtle man was feeding them candy.
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We should really just think about that sentence for a second.
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I didn't understand; there was a big turtle and little kids
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and then there was a big kid, and a little turtle.
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It's...
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Yes, it totally makes sense.
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It reminded me personally a lot of what it's like when I'm
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trying to get a girl to date me.
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I've got sours!
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By the end, it's all Ding!
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[Finebros] And how about the commercial with the little
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baby things that were terrifying the child?
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Oh, that was freaky.
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That was a commercial for abortion.
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And it worked.
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I ... during it made an appointment to go see my doctor
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and up my birth control regimen.
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I felt like I was doing the same face the girl on the commercial was doing.
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Like, what is happening right now.
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I still don't know what that is.
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Once again, why does that make me want to eat their product?
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I don't know.
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Kewpie? Kewpie's like the number one baby doll in Japan.
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It's like Cabbage Patch kids.
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You should just replace the music and just be like,
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either screaming or just high pitched something, and
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you have yourself like, an amazing horror flick.
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[Screaming]
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[Finebros] What were they selling?
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Was it - I thought it was like, sushi rolls or like little hot dogs.
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Was that for a candy?
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Noodles, right?
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Is it pasta made out of babies?
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It was like a spaghetti something.
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[Finebros] That was for pasta sauce.
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Pasta sauce. Duh!
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Oh, of course it is!
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Oh, what was with the baby dolls and the spinning and the creepiness?
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Mmm! Pasta, right. P - p. Pardon me. Pasta sauce.
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[Finebros] And what about the dog one? There's a story in that
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commercial. What was going on?
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Oh, there was a story?
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The kid was heartbroken, something we would write about.
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[Crying or laughing]
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A boy that has his heart broken gets chased by a demonic
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dog and falls in love with a girl.
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There's a lot of overtones of beastiality in a lot of these commercials.
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The dog became bipedal at the end, which is -
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I had to suspend my disbelief there. Umm....as if I
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wasn't already from the start!
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It reminded me of like, a big woman, like a big
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sasquatchy, like WNBA woman. Is that - should I say - is that bad?
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Just like, urgh urgh.
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I don't know, I'd have to watch it again.
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There's just saying this name of the brand over and over
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and over again. All they're saying is [Japanese brand].
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That's like watching a little story and the song being like:
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Doritos! Doritos! Doritos! Doritos!
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[Finebros] - But, what was going on when the dog did this? -
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Oh, that's the body of a dog with head of a girl.
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What's happening, guys?
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He's having anime sad face.
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I think the doll head with mirror was supposed to symbolise,
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like, inner beauty.
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Oh, you can't do that? I can do that, just wait.
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The Japanese culture is very complex.
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They think differently.
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The more you try and analyse it, the more you're gonna hurt your brain.
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[Finebros] Why do these commercials go viral here in America?
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It's the WTF factor.
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WTF factor.
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'Cause they're crazy!
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These pop up, and they're so not what we're used to.
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That's why they're viral.
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Because they leave us with blank expressions, like this.
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'Cause they're dumb. Well, they're smart. But, dumb in the smart way.
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They're weird.
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[Finebros] Do you think in Japan these are considered to be
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completely bizarre?
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Probably not!
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No, I think in Japan this is totally normal.
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I've been to Japan, and there are some very strange things.
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I think their humour is way more advanced and
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I just don't get it yet.
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I do think it's normal, but they know it's kinda weird.
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You know what I mean?
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It's just a cultural thing, right. You know what's really weird that
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we Americans do and don't think is weird?
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When you're watching a football game, how it's like;
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Bshhhooooou, badum badum badum.
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Like, all the little symbols that are happening.
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We just take that in and think that's totally normal.
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So, in Japan, sure their commercials are different from ours
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but are they strange?
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[Finebros] - Is there anything in American culture that you think would be
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looked at as completely bizarre to the Japanese?
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No. America's awesome. Everything we do makes sense.
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We don't have anything that touches those commercials, no.
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That we don't take care of our elderly, that's a little weird.
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We eat with silverware. Not chopsticks. That's probably bizarre to them, right?
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Our love of football probably confuses them a lot.
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So the superbowl commercials are probably, like
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just way over their heads.
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If you showed an Old Spice commercial over there and they
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didn't understand English, they would think that we are insane.
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Are you kidding me? Have you seen Gusher commercials?
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Little black girl eats a watermelon candy, and her head turns
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into a watermelon and explodes. Racist and confusing.
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Just like those.
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You're a neutral party from a different country Yeah.
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Alright, so, do you prefer American commercials
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Or Japanese commercials? Japanese for sure, sorry.
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And what would you say to the creators of Japanese
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commercials if they stumbled upon this video?
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Keep up the good work!
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Make horror games.
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Would you like a hug?
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Can I have your brain when you die?
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Send me a year supply of those delicious looking little candies.
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Don't stop taking whatever it is you're taking to make those.
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[頑張るより仕方がない].
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That means; 'do your best, for you have no choice.'
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Can I live here? And just watch videos?
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There's no bed, though.
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There's a floor.
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Bye! [Speaks Japanese.]
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