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Hey, do you think I should take a bunch of shirtless pictures for Instagram?
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And then just, like, put emojis over the nipples?
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What emoji?
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All of them! It was gonna be a series.
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I did it! I've found the perfect outfit.
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For what? Rosh Hashanah?
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No, for a date! Or a "non-date" date, it's unclear.
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I need to look like the kind of girl you'd want to date.
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Cool, what are you gonna wear?
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This, Gaby!
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It's perfectly constructed to show that I am a respectable, smart girl with a good figure.
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I mean, you are all of those things, but none of them are visible right now.
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Even if I take my cardigan off halfway through lunch when it gets warm?
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Are you a dancer?
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Hey! Come back! Life is a cabaret!
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I went to boarding school, but I didn't like it.
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Further?
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No, it's a complicated dress.
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I like to be taken seriously, but not in the bedroom.
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Yuck!
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It doesn't work for me! I don't know why it doesn't work for me!
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I'm a good person who's made mistakes, but I've taken the time to reinvent myself into someone worth being.
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Sure, I'm a bit uptight, but I know how to have a good time when I'm given fair warning and moral support.
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I'm honest, I'm loyal, and I'm here, ready for a relationship.
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Wow, but how many kids do you want?
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Two.
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That's why I'm gonna wear platform sandals instead of stilettos.
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Allison, you can't put this much pressure on your clothes to say who you are.
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I know that, Gaby.
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That's why I put so much thought into my hair and makeup too.
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Light pink, for an old soul.
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Alright. You are not your appearance.
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If you dress this way, men will say this.
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If you dress that way, women will think that.
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You can't rely on physical things to tell the world who you are or what you believe in.
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Are you serious?
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[FRIES BEFORE GUYS]
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This is a summary at best.
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Can I borrow your shirt? Yeah. Thanks.