Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • Okay, so now...

  • We're gonna start discussing men's brains, women's brains

  • and how they're very different from each other.

  • Now, I wanna start with men's brains.

  • All right. Now men's brains are very unique.

  • Men's brains are made up of little boxes.

  • And we have a box for everything.

  • We've got a box for the car, we got a box for the money,

  • we got a box for the job, we got a box for you,

  • we got a box for the kids, we got a box for your mother

  • somewhere in the basement.

  • We got boxes everywhere.

  • And the rule is: the boxes don't touch.

  • When a man discusses a particular subject

  • we go to that particular box,

  • we pull that box out, we open the box

  • we discuss only what is in that box, all right?

  • and then we close the box and put it away

  • being very, very careful not to touch any other boxes.

  • Sorry, my Catholic upbringing got in there for a minute. But, I'm....

  • I'm not a Catholic but I went to Catholic school when I was little.

  • I had a nun who taught on hell like she was born and raised there.

  • I mean, I'll never forget it, but uh...

  • It did me good, actually. It was a good thing.

  • Now women's brains are very, very different from men's brains.

  • Women's brains are made of a big ball of wire.

  • And everything is connected to EVERYTHING.

  • buzzz.... the money is connected to the car

  • the car is connected to your job

  • and your kids are connected to your mother

  • and everything is connected to everything... It's like bzzzzz

  • It's like the Internet superhighway. OK?

  • And it's all driven by energy that we call 'emotion'.

  • It's this bzzzzzzzzz

  • It's one of the reasons why women tend to remember everything.

  • Because... if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion

  • it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever.

  • The same thing happens for men,

  • it just doesn't happen very often

  • because quite frankly, we don't care.

  • Women tend to care about EVERTHING...

  • And she just loves it, bzzzzzzzz ha ha ha ha

  • Now, men we have a box in our brain

  • that most women are not aware of.

  • This particular box has NOTHING in it.

  • It's true.

  • In fact, we call it the Nothing Box.

  • And of all the boxes a man has in his brain,

  • the Nothing Box is our favourite box.

  • If a man has a chance he'll go to his Nothing Box every time.

  • That's why a man can do something seemingly

  • completely braindead for hours on end.

  • You know, like fishing...

  • And we love it, that's why a guy can sit in front

  • of the TV and go...

  • haaa, it glows haaa...

  • Of course, this drives our wives nuts

  • because they'll come up and say 'STOP IT!'

  • "You can't possibly be watching ANYTHING!"

  • "I'm not!"

  • "Go away!"

  • Now, they've actually measured this.

  • The University of Pennsilvania a couple of years ago

  • did a study and discovered that men have the ability

  • to think about absolutely nothing and still breathe.

  • You know, they connected all the wires and stuff like that

  • watched the brain activity, then [all of a sudden] Hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • "I think he's dead!"

  • "Huh? "

  • Women can't do it, they can't do it,

  • their minds never stop 'zee zeecke teeee'

  • and they don't understand the Nothing Box!

  • And it drives them crazy, because

  • nothing drives a woman more crazy,

  • and makes her feel more irritated

  • than to witness a man doing NOTHING!

Okay, so now...

Subtitles and vocabulary

Operation of videos Adjust the video here to display the subtitles

A2 connected catholic man brain emotion tend

A Tale of Two Brains - YouTube2.flv

  • 528 28
    celee626 posted on 2015/05/27
Video vocabulary