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  • Protectin' the red, white, and blue

  • And even some non-Americans too

  • God bless them Redneck Avengers

  • Previously on Redneck Avengers

  • I heard your sister made out with Lee Murphy under the bridge

  • Guys, these nachos are spicy

  • I can't stand it

  • Look at my pajamas, they're fancy

  • Well, mine are leather

  • The people at my school wanna do stuff like ice sculpting

  • Ohh

  • Dang it, Percy!

  • I don't feel good

  • I told you, it was them donuts

  • It was too many

  • Listen, you got your sweat on my knife

  • And now I want you to have it

  • and WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!

  • I don't want your dang knife!

  • Quit your fussing, I'm tryin' to help you!

  • RYEAHHAHHH

  • Percy?

  • Ewww [spit]

  • Why didn't that taste right?

  • Don't you like pig?

  • I do, but if that's pig, I'm a baboon.

  • Hey, you said it. Not me

  • Get up here and listen to me

  • I need to go poop

  • Hmm-mmm

  • You can't

  • Haha, big guy!

  • HEY!

  • You have been texting Rachel adorable emojis and it's creepy!

  • Call

  • Violet

  • Hey, guess what?

  • [burp]

  • Did you burp in my face again?

  • Nuh-uh

  • Hmmm, okay

  • Try to figure out what voice I'm doing:

  • Use the force, Han. Mmmmm

  • Ah, Yoda I think. That's cute

  • You're a weirdo

  • Trisha, I think I'm in love

  • Say what?

  • And even though you and me are family

  • Who says that we can't be together?

  • I SAY

  • She likes you?

  • Yeah

  • You seen her tattoo?

  • Yep

  • You got a kazoo?

  • Yeah

  • Man, this is crappy

  • Oh yeah? Well, then when are you gonna eat your carrots?

  • Well, no man, I WANNA eat 'em, but

  • Like see what happened, man, she got into my stash

  • She breaks into my room and stuff, I mean she -

  • Do, do, do, dooo

  • Eat your supper, okay?

  • It was just this one time, Bob.

  • Hey, you seen my beef jerky?

  • I did not use it!

  • I might have borrowed it for its flavor

  • Listen mang

  • I didn't step on your dang glow-sticks

  • Hey, do you get your grandma to lift weights?

  • She's kinda small

  • It sounds like you're disappointed

  • Cuz she's disappointing

  • Ok, grandmas can't DO things like that

  • You really want her legs to be impressive?

  • I mean, she's basically spaghetti

  • Blll-lobba-doppa-dobba

  • That's how you sound

  • You know, I ain't supposed to be in here

  • See, my daddy doesn't want me to flirt with you

  • But I want to

  • Well, is that right?

  • So we should go to the old bridge

  • and get to know each other

  • Yeah, well, what about little Buddy Sweeney?

  • Mm-mmm. He and I squabble now

  • Well I guess so

  • Since you ran over his horse

  • Oh yes, darlin'

  • Little Buddy told me everything

  • Like how you like your chicken strip on the

  • under side of the bread?

  • What are you thinking?!

  • You gonna run to Piggly Wiggly

  • Cuz you gonna get me some Skittles

  • Cigarettes

  • And a big pouch of Big League Chew

  • On the next Redneck Avengers

  • Hey, what you guy's doing out here?

  • Probably just more hide-and-go-seek

  • I wish I woulda known

  • Nahh, you can't seek worth a dang

  • You remember why I love you?

  • My donkey feet?

  • That's right

  • And your Beanie Baby collection

  • Hold this for me?

  • Little boy, this ain't even one of them books I wanna read

  • Then you should burn it, I guess

  • Yeahh, now I might have to pick you up and spit all on your forehead

  • Of course, I'm drinking

  • I'm bored, Hank

  • No, I don't have my bestest wig on

  • I know something about Jeb

  • Don't tell 'em why I wanna buy a coffin!

  • Protectin' the red, white, and blue

  • And even some non-Americans too

  • God bless them Redneck Avengers

Protectin' the red, white, and blue

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"REDNECK AVENGERS: TULSA NIGHTS" — A Bad Lip Reading of Marvel's The Avengers

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    Wendy posted on 2015/05/28
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