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  • - [Voiceover] There you go, it's up to 45, 45, 50.

  • (screaming)

  • - Push! - Oh my God!

  • - Push!

  • (screaming)

  • - So, what are we going to be doing today?

  • - Well, today we're gonna be doing a little bit

  • of electric stim on our gentleman right here.

  • We're gonna use it to simulate and mimic labor pains.

  • - Basically since the Try Guys became a thing,

  • doing the pain simulator has been

  • our number one most requested activity.

  • - So, we're electrocuting ourselves.

  • - I'm actually electrocuting you, but yes.

  • - Childbirth simulator, which is gonna make

  • my muscles contract, I say muscles,

  • because there's few there.

  • - Do you think we'll die?

  • - I've gotten hurt lots of times,

  • so how painful can this be?

  • - It is the most painful thing in the world.

  • I don't think there's any external pain, in my opinion,

  • that could simulate the way labor feels.

  • - The closest we could get is to get babies,

  • shove them up our asses and

  • poop them out as they electrocute us.

  • - [Voiceover] What world do you live in?

  • - Labor is terrible, depends on who you are.

  • So, I had a 14 hour labor,

  • but my sister had a two hour labor.

  • - I want that one.

  • - Once we can't handle any more pain,

  • our safe word is epidural.

  • - Childbirth is so painful, that you would gladly have

  • a needle stuck between the two vertebrae in your back.

  • - So, where are we gonna be putting our electrodes today?

  • - Your rectus muscles will feel tight on your abdomen.

  • - I'm so nervous, and I'm sure I'm gonna fart.

  • - I'm gonna do four of them, Keith, today.

  • - Okay. - [Voiceover] What?

  • - Did you bring a razor?

  • - No, you're putting double the

  • amount of little stickies on me.

  • - You're having twins.

  • - This will mimic a lot because it will actually

  • make the whole abdominal region contract.

  • - In real childbirth, it's your full torso,

  • it's your stomach, and it's your back,

  • so we're gonna be putting it on my back as well.

  • - A lot of women tear.

  • - How much actually tears during labor?

  • - It could tear all the way to your rectum.

  • - Like tear open? - Yes.

  • - So you just have one big ol' crack?

  • Have you electrocuted anyone's taint before?

  • - No.

  • - I'm gonna do back, stomach, and...

  • - Okay, show me your taint. - My phantom vagina.

  • Just to really commit to what a woman might feel.

  • - You may not know this, but a great many

  • women poop on the delivery table.

  • - Because the act of pushing is

  • very much like having a bowel movement.

  • - What is the likelihood that the

  • muscle contractions force us to poop?

  • - That will depend on where you put the electrodes.

  • - Yeah, I'd rather have it near my butt hole...

  • - There. - Than near my babies.

  • - [Voiceover] Thank you for going first by the way.

  • - [Voiceover] I hate this.

  • - I'm gonna turn it on just enough

  • for you to get used to the sensations.

  • - Ooh, it stings.

  • That is not the worst pain in the world,

  • but it's not pleasant.

  • - The suspense is killing me.

  • Okay, yeah, there's the tingle.

  • - One, two, three, four, five.

  • - It's just like my entire belly is vibrating.

  • - I'm not ready for this, that's the front.

  • Oh, I feel it in the back now.

  • - I think we should do this guy, just to see what you feel.

  • - (screaming) Okay, okay. - He's shaking right now.

  • - It's like a million ants and needles

  • just crawling through my skin.

  • - You need to get your body and yourself

  • mentally ready to deal with all of that pain.

  • - And once active labor kicks in, then you scream.

  • - [Voiceover] Are you ready?

  • - Do you wanna squeeze my hand?

  • - Oh!

  • - Ah!

  • - Ah! Ah! Ah!

  • - (screaming)

  • - [Voiceover] One, two, three.

  • - Oh my God!

  • (screaming)

  • - Oh, that hurts a lot!

  • That's like somebody just digging

  • their nails into your stomach.

  • - Holy shitballs!

  • - I'm sweating right now.

  • It would be really nice to have

  • my spouse here supporting me.

  • - What a terrible alarm that it's baby time.

  • What a painful reminder of the next

  • 12 hours of pain you're going to endure.

  • - Contractions at that point are two to three minutes apart,

  • or even closer, one to two minutes apart,

  • very intense, and I felt like it was a vise grip

  • inside my belly that would tighten and then release.

  • - It's getting worse each time.

  • (screaming)

  • - Ow! Ow!

  • (screaming)

  • - Push!

  • (screaming)

  • - Push!

  • (screaming)

  • - Oh, that's an epidural right there.

  • I give up, I would just give up.

  • It's so painful, I can't focus

  • on doing anything when it's happening.

  • - You did great man, you did great.

  • - Did we have it?

  • Or did I just opt out and we're not having the child?

  • - When you have a vaginal birth,

  • that baby doesn't come out in one push.

  • And you're just laying there, and I remember it

  • very clearly, laying there, in the delivery room

  • looking at the ceiling, and thinking,

  • her head is sticking out of my vagina.

  • - We're gonna simulate a longer contraction now, you ready?

  • - Okay, okay.

  • - We're gonna do some on my back, where there's not hair.

  • - Here comes a contraction, contraction, contraction.

  • (screaming)

  • - Oh my God! It's even worse now!

  • Oh, this is the worst!

  • This is the worst, the worst, the worst!

  • (screaming)

  • - Epidural, oh my God!

  • The back is like the most painful (bleep).

  • I can't even explain the feeling.

  • - [Voiceover] My wife had an emergency C-Section

  • with our first child, so I'm behind a curtain

  • with my wife, and the doctors are doing their thing

  • behind the curtain, and they said,

  • wait until we give you the cue to stand up.

  • I thought I heard the cue, so I stood up and I looked.

  • And what I saw was my wife's abdomen cut open

  • and clamped back, and on a table next to her,

  • they had taken out her intestines

  • and her liver, all that stuff.

  • They were in bowls on the counter.

  • - That's how they do C-Sections.

  • - [Voiceover] Like salad bowls?

  • - They take out the stuff that's blocking the baby.

  • I sat back down, my wife said, is everything okay,

  • I just nodded, but I wanted to say, you're gonna die.

  • - What's the taint feel like?

  • - It feels like it's simultaneously pulling

  • my ass hole and my balls closer together,

  • and ripping it apart. - Okay.

  • - It's one of the worst things I've ever felt.

  • - Why am I waiting for the epidural

  • when I could just wake up and then there's my baby?

  • - Are you ready? - No!

  • - Here we go.

  • (screaming)

  • - Epidural, epidural, epidural.

  • This baby is coming whether I want it or not.

  • (screaming)

  • - Okay!

  • (screaming)

  • Epidural, epidural, epidural.

  • - And then the next push, out she came,

  • and I felt her kick me in the thighs, and her little arms,

  • and I immediately started crying, because

  • I was like, this is my baby.

  • - I love my mom, I'm sorry I did this to her.

  • - Your mom is the toughest person in the universe.

  • I don't care who you are, your mom is tougher than you.

  • - A lot of it's not fun, but the love

  • you have for your child is indescribable,

  • you love your kid so much.

  • - Your wife would be proud.

  • - I have a small inkling of how painful this is.

  • Sweetie, I will be there for you.

  • - Now when I see women, I'm just gonna say,

  • I am so sorry that people ever think that

  • they can tell you what to do with your body,

  • because you have to deal with

  • your own body already, and it wants to kill you.

  • - Delivery is tough, it's very hard, it's painful,

  • but once the baby's out, it's magical.

  • - You still think it's worth it?

  • - I do think it's worth it,

  • it's the greatest thing in the world.

  • - I mean, that's a really special feeling to know that

  • someone went through all of that to create you.

  • - I feel like I have to call my mom, and just thank her.

  • - She already pushed me out of her and had to

  • raise me for 18 years, I don't think she wants to hear me.

- [Voiceover] There you go, it's up to 45, 45, 50.

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The Try Guys Try Labor Pain Simulation • Motherhood: Part 4

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    Dk Wong   posted on 2015/05/25
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