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-We have convened to elect Adze's replacement on the High
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Council by due process laid out in section three paragraph two
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of the Covenant of the Vampiric Constitution.
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By the power vested in me as Chief High Councilor,
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I present Ingrid Dracula.
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Do you, Ingrid Dracula, swear your allegiance
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to the High Council?
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-I do.
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-Then I introduce your opponent.
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-What opponent?
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-George Lansley.
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-Good to see you again, Ustrel.
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-Likewise, George.
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Do you, George Lansley, swear your allegiance
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to the High Council?
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-I do.
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-We will adjourn until all members have voted.
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-There's one loser here, and it's not me.
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-Still pining?
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Never mind.
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I'm still here, Master.
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Oh, love's a game of chess, eh?
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Your move, Master.
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I'll go first.
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I think I'll go there.
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-Father, Bertolini's file.
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There's nothing incriminating.
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-Bertolini must have a weakness.
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-Have you ever thought, maybe he's
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as perfect as McCauley thinks he is?
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I guess not.
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Why don't you just dust him?
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-Because breathers have an unfathomable sentimentality
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for the dead.
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He will live on in Ms. McCauley's heart,
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and I-- I'll never get a look in.
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-Not if he dies a fool.
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Make it so that it's some stupid accident of his own doing.
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-Sit, sit, sit.
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Chess always helps me think.
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-No, no, no, no.
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Win-- winner stays on.
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-Oh yeah?
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Checkmate.
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I'll-- um-- I'll leave you to it.
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-After you.
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-The vote is unanimous.
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Ingrid Dracula--
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-Yes!
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-We thank you for being a worthy opponent.
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The Council elects George Lansley.
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Now moving on to item two on our agenda.
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-No hard feelings.
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-Oh, kidney ball.
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-No, these are for Master.
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-But he hates kidney.
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-I know.
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-Kidney.
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-My mistake, Master.
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I deserve to be punished.
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-Count.
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-George Lansley!
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I hear congratulations are in order.
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Come, come, come.
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A worthy choice on the High Council's part.
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-And a crate of the finest, as promised, for nominating me.
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-No, I always back a winner.
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-Wait, that's my job.
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-You nominated him against me?
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-Yes.
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Who knew politics could be such fun?
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-This isn't over.
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-Ignore her.
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All flap, no flight.
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Guests first, weasel face!
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Vlad, meet George Lansley, newest
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member if the High council.
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-You are aware that the High Council is still
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fully committed to peaceful coexistence.
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-I hope to be envoy between biter and breather.
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-The slayers will be glad to hear that.
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I'll assure them that you're on site.
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-To peace.
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-No taste.
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I'll try and get some proper stuff.
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-Didn't you hear?
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Peace still stands.
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No hunting.
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-Who's going to stop us?
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The slayers?
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-He's only using you to get at me.
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-It's not all about you.
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-He'll hurt you.
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-Don't forget, I know that it was
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you who mindwiped the slayers.
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So if anyone's going to get hurt, it'll be you by me
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and when you least expect it.
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-What a color scheme the Count has.
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Terrible taste in curtains.
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-No, no, no, no no.
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You're driving.
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-We can pick up another couple of waifs and strays
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from the arches before sun-up.
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Lovely.
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-Concentrate, idiot.
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Go that way!
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That way!
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-It's all right.
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We're not gonna hurt you.
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It's all right.
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My name's George.
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I run a shelter for the homeless.
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Your hands are freezing.
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That's it.
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Nice and steady.
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Mind the puddles.
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We'll get you a nice cup of tea and a warm bath.
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-Now, are you sure it's completely unsafe?
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-Well, it will be once I've sawn off a beam
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and drilled a few more holes.
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-Ah yes.
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Bertolini really will be falling for Ms. McCauley.
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-Comfort food?
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What's wrong?
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-The Count doesn't like me anymore.
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-He never liked you.
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-Might as well not exist.
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-Dad takes you for granted.
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Why don't you leave for a few days?
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He'll soon realize how much he really values you.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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-I was hoping for a caravan or the beach.
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-They were all out of those.
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-Are you sure this is gonna work?
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-A couple of days, and Dad will be begging to have you back.
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-But it's scary.
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-I'll always know where you are.
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-But what if Io get lonely?
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Oh, Mr. Nitty!
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Can I have a bedtime story?
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-Don't push it.
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-Ms. McCauley?
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-Oh, Bertolini.
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-It's the [inaudible].
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The report you wanted.
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-What?
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You finished it already?
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-I thought I'd stay behind, get it down for you--
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-I really appreciate you staying late.
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-Two heads are better than none.
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-I'm not interrupting, am I?
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-Not at all.
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Just doing reports.
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-Well, I'm calling in exterminators.
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The-- uh-- bats have returned.
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-Well, you can't get rid of them.
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-Why ever not?
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They are flying vermin.
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-A protected species.
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We must get this on record!
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-Yes, yes.
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Oh, and they were circling the south roof!
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After you.
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-Any sign?
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-Not yet.
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-Hello, hello.
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Can't have you lying down there in the cold.
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Don't I know you?
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-Well, I--
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-Don't tell me.
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Weasel face.
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-Name's Renfield, actually.
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-Kicked you out, has he?
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-I left of my own accord.
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He's taken me for granted for far too long.
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-Well, it just so happens I'm looking
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for someone with your experience.
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-Really?
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-Yes, decent staff are so very hard to find these days.
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Interested, Mr. Renfield?
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-Yes, Master.
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-Help him out.
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Careful.
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There were go.
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Take a seat.
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Now before you go, smile now.
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-Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
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It's got--
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-Lovely.
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Quick as you can to the farm.
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You carry weasel face.
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I've got a bad back.
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Now, hurry up.
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Come on.
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Stop making decisions for yourself.
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If I'd wanted a decision maker, I'd have employed someone else.
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-I've brought hot chocolate.
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-You are one in a million.
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-OK.
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-Malik!
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What's up?
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-Nothing.
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That's the problem.
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Bertolini is down when he should be Up there.
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Your imbecilic plan has served only to thrust him further
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into the bosom of Ms. McCauley's affections.
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-Fancy spreading your wings?
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We'll lure him out.
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-OK, now hurry up.
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The High Council's expecting a delivery.
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Ustrel needs it soon.
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Oh, for the love of Buffy.
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There's no time for that now.
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We can't be late.
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And remember, breakages come out of your wages.
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So don't pull your overtime sheet in this month.
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-Committed to peace?
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I think not.
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-There they are-- two, a male and a female.
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Just look.
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A courting flight is beautiful.
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-Little brother's turning into big brother.
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-What do you want?
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-Keeping an eye on biters in thirsty work.
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1311 Chateau Mattia-- Dad won't miss it.
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-OK, you definitely want something.
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-Lansley's not the ambassador for peace
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he'd like you to believe.
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I think you should see this.
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Come, brother.
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-What have they done to him?
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-It's a breather farm.
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-Lansley's keeping them sedated, so they'll
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keep producing blood.
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That's sick.
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I'm taking this to the High Council.
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-Lansley and Ustrel go way back.
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Lansley was elected because he was
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supplying him with this blood.
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It goes against every bone in my body to say this,
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but perhaps we should tell the slayers.
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-No.
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-If the slayers find out about this,
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they'll come after all of us.
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Let them kill him--
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-There are no slayers.
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I mindwiped them all.
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-I'm impressed.
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Now biters are free to rule the world.
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-A world not worth living in-- a world plunged into darkness.
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-Don't be such a drama queen.
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-We need the slayers.
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Biters have to be kept in check.
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This is what happens when we aren't.
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-And that's a problem why?
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-There will be bloodshed like we've never seen before.
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-I'm salivating in anticipation.
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-When the breathers have been drained,
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we'll turn on ourselves.
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Peaceful coexistence isn't just about protecting breathers.
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It's about protecting us from ourselves.