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[music playing]
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[knocking]
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-Well, well. [inaudible] spray.
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No pulse, you're good.
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-Come in.
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-Well, there are definitely more than last night.
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-A smile wouldn't kill them.
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-It's going to take time to drive out
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that mix of blood lust and attitude.
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-Wonderful news-- your fiancee, the princess Adze,
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will be presented to you in five minutes.
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I think it's time to ditch the breather trash, hm?
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-He can't force you into this engagement.
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Just don't show up.
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-She's Ramanga's daughter.
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I can't insult him.
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I need his support with the High Council.
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But I'll find a way to get rid of her.
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-We'll find a way.
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We're in this together.
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--[shouts] Message from Van Helsing.
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He's going to be late delivering the blood to feed the ferals.
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-Why aren't we upstairs?
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Why are we stuck in a classroom like a bunch of kids?
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-The Draculas are hosting an important ritual.
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-And they don't want us making the place look untidy.
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-Is that why we haven't got our blood?
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Vlad's too busy partying?
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-Our supplies have been delayed.
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-Not good enough.
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-A suit?
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-Well, jeans and a T-shirt would have
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been seen as disrespectful.
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Are you sure you want to be here for this?
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-Are you kidding?
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I want to get a proper look at the competition.
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-There is no competition.
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-Right answer.
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COUNT: [laughing] A great day, old friend!
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-Hm, the first step in joining together of two noble houses.
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COUNT: Ah!
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Bueno.
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-Is this seat taken?
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-It is now?
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-Unless my senses deceive me, that perfume you're wearing--
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-Is distilled from the flower of The Deadly Nightshade.
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-The Deadly Nightshade is the emblem of my clan.
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-Really?
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I had no idea.
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[trumpets]
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-I present Princess Adze.
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[music playing]
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COUNT: Absolutely charming!
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You're a fortunate man, Vlad.
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[applause]
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[applause]
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[applause]
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-Now remember, the chosen couple must not meet again
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until the blood tea ceremony tomorrow night.
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So, what do you think of your new consort?
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No need to answer.
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I can see the desire in your eyes.
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[laughing]
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-What's the blood tea ceremony?
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-Just part of the process.
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All show, no substance, just like my engagement.
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-There's a problem with the ferals.
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[bats squeaking]
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-Some of them have tried to raid the school nature club.
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They're desperate for a feed.
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I can't contain them for much longer.
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VLAD: I'm sorry, do you want to go back
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to dossing about in abandoned buildings
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and feeding off stray cats?
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Because, if you want a life here,
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the only way it's going to work is
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if you listen to Bertrand and me.
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-If you can't deliver I'll find my own food.
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-Lose the attitude Ryan.
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-Stay out of it, breather!
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-What are you talking about?
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VLAD: It's not funny, Ryan.
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[hissing]
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-OK, bad joke.
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Chill out.
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VLAD: [inaudible]
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-Yeah, well, persuading slayers to donate their blood
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is turning out to be a lot tougher than we thought.
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-We'll have to introduce the soya
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blood earlier than I planned.
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I'll get Renfield to start producing.
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We're going to need volume.
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-What's this I hear about your-- your fiance?
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-She's not my fiance.
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Bertrand, I'm going to need you to do some digging on Adze.
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[music playing]
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-It's all going to plan.
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Nobody suspects a thing.
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-What are you doing in here?
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-Fancy a walk after dinner?
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-Who was with you?
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I thought I heard voices.
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-Nope, it's just me.
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-Let's get back to class.
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Can't have you lot roaming around.
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[music playing]
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-You look positively malevolent.
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-You say the nicest things.
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-Eyes full of treachery, lips as cold as the grave.
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Did I do something wrong?
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-On the contrary, you've done nothing.
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You agreed to help me get a seat on the High Council.
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-I will.
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You have my word.
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-As what?
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An evil, duplicitous vampire noble?
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Hardly a cast iron guarantee, is it?
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I think actions speak so much louder than words.
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-Don't think you're meant to be up here.
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-I heard there was a party.
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Thought I might crash it.
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-Party?
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I wish.
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Just my brother's boring engagement.
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-Well maybe we ca liven it up a bit?
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-You love to stir things, don't you?
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-It's part of my charm!
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[door creaking]
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-Go.
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-Adze's ancestry is without blemish.
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She's the direct descendant of numerous kings
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and princes going back centuries.
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On paper she's the perfect match for you.
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-Perfect?
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She wouldn't be interested in Vlad
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if he wasn't the chosen one.
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VLAD: Hm, thanks.
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-I mean she's a mercenary, total grave digger.
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Nail her in a coffin and post her somewhere sunny.
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-If there are no skeletons in her cupboard, we create one.
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JONNO: And we catch it on digital camera?
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-Show the video to Ramanga and the Count.
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VLAD: Adze's disgraced, and it's bye, bye engagement.
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Sounds good to me.
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ERIN: Usually my feminist principals
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would have me questioning such a chauvinistic plan.
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But, in this case--
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-I'll give it a go.
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-What, you think I'm punching above my weight?
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-Before the peace, she was a traditional vampire.
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Now, offer her dinner, and you could be on the menu.
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-Look, I'm a trained slayer.
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I can look after myself.
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Look, I want to do this.
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Vlad and Erin's relationship represents
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the future for vamps and breathers.
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I won't let anything destroy them.
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-No, it's too dangerous.
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-He'll be fine.
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Like he said, he can handle himself.
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-If anything goes wrong, you know what I'm saying?
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Better dead than undead?
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No offense.
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-None taken.
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-All right.
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-Good evening, Princess.
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For you.
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-You know, if I touch them they'll wither and die.
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-Not these.
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They've been dipped in liquid nitrogen.
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Like you, their beauty is frozen in time.
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Well, are you enjoying your visit?
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-It has its attractions.
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-Yeah, this is quite an interesting old building.
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-Look into my eyes.
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Deeper.
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-She's going in for the kill.
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-We just have to sneak one shot.
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ANZE: Look deeper.
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ERIN: Vlad.
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Vlad!
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-OK, get in there.
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-Well, Jonno, there you are.
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Your mom's on the phone.
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-A sensitive vampire, who knew?
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-It's about dignity.
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-Jonno put his life on the line and you're
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worried about your feelings?
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-We're busy, Dad.
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COUNT: Well take a moment to insure those sewer rats who
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attend your school leave the premises before sunrise.
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I found her vagabond brother dossing under my desk.
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And if I find him there again he'll be undead meat.
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Well, not long now until the blood tea ceremony.
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Your time's almost up.
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-What did he mean?
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-Ignore him.
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But, if Ryan's taken to wandering about the school,
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we need to find him before the breather kids arrive.
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-I'll track him down.
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-Not on your own.
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-Uh, I can look after myself.
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And you need to concentrate on getting rid of Adze.
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-You haven't told her what the blood tea
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ceremony really means, have you?
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-No need.
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It's not going to happen.
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-All fixed.
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[music playing]
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[knocking]
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-Enter.
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-Princess, Vladimir Dracula sent me
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to see if there's anything you need.
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-I need distraction.
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RAMANGA: I mentioned your candidacy to the president,
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and for the next 10 minutes I couldn't get a word out of him
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because he was laughing so hard.
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-Ugh!
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-It's going to take a while.
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You'll be overturning centuries of tradition.
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-You've got two weeks.
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-So delightfully unreasonable.
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-I just have faith in your powers of persuasion.
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-Hm.
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-The rewards will be great for both of us.
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Are you spying on me?
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-I like to think of it as looking out for you.
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He's got to be 600 if he's a decade.
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INGRID: Apparently he's 515, unless you
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think he lies about his age.
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I'm playing the long game.
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You wouldn't understand.
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-Well, you might be surprised.
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The "Magnus Fabula?"
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-It's the history of the High Council,
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so I'll know if Ramanga is lying to me.
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So I don't need looking out for.
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-Yeah, but isn't it good to know you've got backup just in case?
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-Ryan?
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Sorry.
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-[laughs]
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[shouting]
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[music playing]
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ANZE: [laughing] Could you teach me?
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[laughing]
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-You've just been fed.
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-Bottle fed, like a baby!
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-They could hand you over to the slayers for this.
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-Better not tell anyone, then.
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Brutal.
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-Why won't you listen to Vlad?
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You'd have a much better life.
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-Vlad!
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Why do you think he's so special?
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He's about to dump you for a princess.
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-You are where of the allegations
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Vladimir has made against you?
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-Well can you off any defense?
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-I was alone and bored?
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-[sighs]
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-What?
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So you threw yourself at my friend?