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  • [theme music]

  • -68 and 7 is--

  • -I know I've been cold to you in the past.

  • But it's only so you wouldn't guess the truth.

  • -The truth?

  • -There's something I've been hiding since the day we met.

  • -Please say you're not Mr. McCauley?

  • -I've fallen in love with you.

  • I know it's wrong.

  • I'm the headmistresses, you're the owner--

  • but it feels so right.

  • Tell me if I'm being a fool.

  • -My heart was yours from the moment we met.

  • But I kept silent because I, too,

  • have a secret-- a terrible, terrible secret.

  • If I tell you, your love for me will die.

  • -I'm not scared of secrets, Mr. Count.

  • Or should I say-- Count Dracula.

  • -You know who I am, what I am?

  • -I want us to be together forever.

  • Bite me, my love.

  • Bite me.

  • [video rewind sound]

  • -This is a dream, isn't it?

  • You're about to bite me.

  • I call that a nightmare.

  • [cackles]

  • [knocking at the door]

  • -Have you finished the finance projections?

  • -Well, I-- I--

  • -Were you asleep?

  • -No, no, no.

  • Wide awake, wide awake.

  • -Well, I need those figures on my desk by morning.

  • -Chances of Ms. McCauley being secretly in love with me--

  • zero.

  • -I'm arresting you for criminal damage,

  • although I think your blind use of color

  • is a much graver crime.

  • -You really hate it that much?

  • -I could do it in pink, if that floats your boat.

  • -I prefer red myself.

  • But I'm all out of red.

  • Guess I'll just have to use blood instead.

  • -Stay back!

  • -Oh, watch out, everyone.

  • He's got a stake.

  • Oh, wait a second.

  • Panic over.

  • It's got a rounded end.

  • I'm arresting you on suspicion of being O positive.

  • You don't have to say anything, but it

  • is much more fun if you scream.

  • Easy.

  • Could have had my eye out.

  • We know the new rules-- no biting, no slaying.

  • Remember nothing.

  • Job done.

  • -I thought we agreed to play together nicely.

  • -Tell that to chopsticks there.

  • -He dusted one of my gang.

  • -I don't care who started it.

  • The Vampire High Council and the Slayers' Guild

  • have agreed a ceasefire.

  • Respect it.

  • You need food?

  • You go to the blood bank at Garside.

  • -You see biting, you report it.

  • Let's pretend this never happened.

  • From now on, you're going to be friends.

  • -I've got all the friends I need.

  • Let's go play somewhere else.

  • -He's trouble.

  • -And he's manic.

  • Flew into town a few weeks ago.

  • Street funds love him.

  • He's old school.

  • A biter.

  • -It's just a scratch.

  • You were lucky he missed the artery.

  • -Should be clean.

  • -I'll do a quick test back at the lab to be sure.

  • -So much for vampires and breathers living in peace.

  • More like rested in peace.

  • -It's working.

  • Biting and slaying are down.

  • Vampires have hunted breathers for thousands of years.

  • They're not going to change overnight.

  • Whose side are you on?

  • -Whose blood is that?

  • -A slayer.

  • She was bitten in a fight.

  • She's negative.

  • -Next time, this could be you.

  • You are risking too much.

  • -Don't report it.

  • -I'm chair of the Slayer's Guild.

  • I have to report it.

  • -You want this ceasefire to fall, don't you?

  • -Don't make this about me, Jonno.

  • I'm not the one biting innocent people.

  • -Take those out.

  • You look ridiculous.

  • AB negative.

  • -Just practicing.

  • Mouse is going to bite me any day now.

  • -Oh, dream on.

  • -B positive with a splash of cranberry!

  • -Renfield, this is a blood bank, not a cafe.

  • A [inaudible], negative.

  • -There's nothing wrong in tickling their taste buds

  • with a little sophis- tica- tion.

  • B positive with a cockroach frappe!

  • -Where is Dad?

  • He's supposed to be helping.

  • -Mouse is having to work late with Ms. McCauley.

  • -Work?

  • He doesn't know the meaning of the word.

  • Hey, off my counter!

  • Off!

  • Did I give you permission to stare

  • at the moon like a lovesick werewolf?

  • Go to the storeroom.

  • We're out of AB positive.

  • I don't remember ordering pizza delivery.

  • -Nice bike.

  • -They're serving the losers ready meals.

  • Next, they'll pulling out our fangs

  • and saying we don't need them anymore.

  • -What's your problem?

  • Aside from the poser bike and the fake leather jim-jams?

  • -That's real leather.

  • -That explains the smell.

  • I recommend a breathable fabric.

  • -Wanna come for a ride and get some blood the old school way?

  • -Breaking the ceasefire.

  • You're more stupid than you look, which is going some.

  • -It's never going to last.

  • Vampires are hunters, not house cats.

  • -You really are bad boy cliche.

  • What's next, a dragon tattoo?

  • -Interesting.

  • I haven't seen that symbol since I left the old country.

  • Do you know what it means?

  • -I read that vampires used to draw

  • it to mark out their territory.

  • -Quite the history buff, aren't we?

  • Of course, we each drew it differently,

  • otherwise it would have rather defeated the purpose.

  • I put mine inside a triangle, which, if think about it,

  • is made up of three thieves.

  • I was once young, arrogant, reckless.

  • It's like looking in a mirror.

  • -Thanks.

  • -So this is your territory, is it?

  • -No, I--

  • -Do you know what the V stands for?

  • -Vampire?

  • -Veni, vidi voro.

  • I came, I saw, I consumed.

  • [cackles]

  • -I'm just messing with you.

  • Go.

  • Go have fun, but not too much fun.

  • Remember, there's a ceasefire.

  • -Sounds like we need a new motto-- I came,

  • I saw, I co-existed.

  • -You're so easily impressed.

  • Do you trust Bertrand?

  • -Why?

  • -He tried to betray you.

  • -Well, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

  • -Isn't it better to keep your friends close

  • and your enemies in a garlic pit?

  • -Look.

  • -Looks like fresh blood.

  • -He's hunting breathers.

  • -We need some bait to lure him out.

  • What do you prefer?

  • Brunettes, or redheads?

  • Dad?

  • -Bloody!

  • You see, I'm not the only one with a two-pronged attack.

  • You didn't seriously think I was going to play along, did you?

  • I've been having breathers for breakfast

  • for hundreds of years.

  • It's too late to change the menu.

  • -You didn't even try.

  • You're supposed be setting a good example.

  • -I am.

  • It's you that's letting the side down with all

  • this peaceful coexistence nonsense.

  • -Look at me and Vlad.

  • We prove it can work.

  • -You two are a joke.

  • Your relationship has no future.

  • What will you do when you're 100, hmm?

  • Vlad will still be young, and you'll barely have breath

  • to blow out your birthday candles.

  • Now bite her, and be done with it.

  • Then, you can be together forever.

  • -So why don't you take your own advice and bite Ms. McCauley?

  • -I have no interest in her.

  • Our relationship is strictly professional.

  • -You can lie to yourself if you want.

  • Just don't lie to me again.

  • You're either with me or against me.

  • What's it to be?

  • -The blood bags have all been slashed.

  • They're like claw marks.

  • Could be a werewolf.

  • -It wasn't me.

  • -Fangs can do that.

  • Could be a vampire.

  • -Still not me.

  • -You've got to ask yourself, who wants the blood bank to fail?

  • -Oh, well done, Ms. Scarlett.

  • It was the clowns in the cellar with the candlestick.

  • Why would I waste a perfectly good drop, hmm?

  • -Well, there's a clue to our culprit.

  • -Malik.

  • He's all talk and no fangs.

  • -I think you underestimate the boy.

  • He's got potential.

  • He's been a real troublemaker, but no, we don't want that,

  • do we?

  • No.

  • -We need more blood before sunset,

  • otherwise there'll be a feeding frenzy.

  • -Don't look at me.

  • I'm using all mine.

  • OK, fine.

  • Hook me up.

  • -Thanks.

  • I'll see what Jonno can find at the Slayer's Guild.

  • -Did you do those figures for me?

  • -Yes, Master.

  • -Are you sure these numbers add up?

  • -Are you sure these numbers add up?

  • -Yeah.

  • -Yeah.

  • -Oh, dear.

  • -A dog ate the finance letter.

  • -He snatched it out my hand, chewed it right up.

  • Most, most unfortunate.

  • -And that's the best excuse you could come up with?

  • I was going to say a half vampire, half werewolf mixed up

  • the numbers, but I-- I thought better of it.

  • -I'm trying to run a school here, your school,

  • as a professional establishment.

  • The students deserve better than this, and so do I.

  • [bell rings]

  • -But--

  • -It seems too obvious-- what if it wasn't Malik, but somebody

  • who wants to make it look like him?

  • -It's a simple tag, easy enough to copy.

  • Could have been anyone.

  • -What if it was the person who reported

  • the crime in first place?

  • -Bertrand?

  • -I need evidence.

  • I'm going to search his room.

  • -Be careful.