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  • [theme music playing]

  • [sharp growl]

  • -Ahh!

  • -Go on.

  • -Ah.

  • -Uhn!

  • Run Ingrid.

  • The slayers.

  • (DISTORTED) Run.

  • [thunk] Ow.

  • Ahh.

  • Uhh, ahh.

  • I've got to stop doing that.

  • Mm.

  • Mm. [crack]

  • Ahh.

  • [echoing laughter]

  • Nightmare.

  • -Incoming.

  • Uhn.

  • -I'm back. [hiss]

  • -Cutting it a bit close, sire?

  • -I lost track of time chasing a milk man.

  • Caught him eventually.

  • Helped myself to a pint.

  • -Haa.

  • -Good morning, your highness.

  • I trust the chosen one slept well.

  • -Give it a rest, dad.

  • -I don't care what you do during the day.

  • But at night, you should be hunting with me,

  • two bats out looking for blood.

  • -There is now way I'm ever turning into a bat.

  • It's disgusting.

  • It's not natural.

  • -There is no greater feeling than soaring high

  • above the Earth, the wind under your wings,

  • the moonlight on your back.

  • -You're a flying rodent.

  • What's fun about that?

  • -It's not about fun.

  • It's about training you to be grand high vampire.

  • Next year, when you come of age, you need to be ready.

  • -What's wrong?

  • Coffin prices gone up?

  • -Stokely Castle has burnt to the ground.

  • The Dracula residence, Stokely Castle, was burn to the ground

  • yesterday.

  • There are unconfirmed reports that the eldest daughter,

  • Ingrid, perished in the blaze.

  • -I'm very sorry for your loss.

  • -I loved her, Zoltan.

  • I knew I didn't always show it, but I loved her.

  • She was the best castle I ever owned.

  • -He was talking about Ingrid.

  • -No, I wasn't.

  • -I had a dream last night she was being chased by slayers.

  • -Yes, I've had that one before.

  • It looks like our dream came true.

  • -How can you joke about it.

  • -She left you for dead and me locked in a UV cage.

  • If the battery hadn't run out, I'd

  • be a pile of ashes now and so would you.

  • [rattling, squealing wheels]

  • -Good morning, gentlemen.

  • What can I get you for breakfast.

  • I have eggs, scrambled, poached, fried, boiled, bacon, sausage,

  • mushroom, tomato, kippers, crumpets, muffins, waffles,

  • pancakes, porridge, cornflakes, and toast.

  • -Every morning, it's the same.

  • -I can't undo the memory wipe.

  • It's so strong, it keeps rewiping his brain.

  • -Look at this reflection.

  • Does anything seem strange to you?

  • -It's just me.

  • -That a boy.

  • -How are you doing that?

  • -I have been around for 600 years.

  • I sleep in a coffin.

  • I drink blood.

  • And I move with unnatural speed.

  • Ringing any bells?

  • -But that's impossible.

  • -Not if you're (DISTORTED) a vampire.

  • -Aren't you bored of doing that yet?

  • -No.

  • No, I still get a kick out of it.

  • It's often the highlight of my day.

  • -I like the new Renfield.

  • He smells a whole lot better than the old one.

  • -He thinks I'm a toy.

  • Keeps looking for my batteries, which is most unpleasant.

  • -Ah, good morning gentlemen.

  • Ah, good morning gentlemen.

  • And what can I get you for breakfast?

  • -Oh.

  • -I have eggs, scrambled, poached, fried.

  • -You told us already!

  • -I did?

  • My mind's gone blank.

  • -We were talking about vampires.

  • Remember.

  • -Vampires, sir?

  • There's no such thing.

  • -It's like living with a goldfish.

  • -That'll be all, Renfield.

  • -Very good, sir.

  • -Now, time for a proper breakfast.

  • Take your pick.

  • I have O-positive, B-negative, all

  • the blood types a growing boy needs.

  • [heart beat]

  • -No bats.

  • No blood.

  • I'm, I'm going to lead a normal life.

  • -We bought this school, in the middle of nowhere,

  • so we can hide from an army of slayers trying to kill us.

  • Vladimir, what is normal about that?

  • [slam]

  • [heart beat]

  • -Ahhh!

  • Oh.

  • -Uhn.

  • Where is he?

  • Where's your brother?

  • -And all this time, I thought you were interested in me.

  • -Where is the chosen one?

  • -I don't know.

  • (LAUGHING) Like I'd tell you if I did.

  • -It's time to finish the job.

  • -Vlad?

  • [gasping]

  • -Vlad?

  • [distant laughter]

  • Are you all right?

  • Have you hurt yourself?

  • -I'm OK, Miss McCauley.

  • Just a bit dazed.

  • -Well, what happened?

  • -I tripped.

  • -Did someone push you?

  • -No.

  • It was an accident.

  • You can tell me the truth you know.

  • My door is always open.

  • -Get up.

  • We're going to Stokely to save Ingrid.

  • -Hm.

  • I'm not sifting through a burnt-out castle

  • to save Ingrid's ashes.

  • How do we know if we scooped her up or the front door?

  • -She's alive.

  • I saw her in a vision.

  • -You had a vision?

  • -I sort of blacked out, and I saw

  • Ingrid being chased by slayers.

  • It was like I was there.

  • -Right, we need to beef up your training,

  • see what else you can do.

  • -This isn't about me.

  • It's about Ingrid.

  • She needs our help.

  • -She turned her back on us.

  • She wanted to make the streets of Stokely run red with blood.

  • Well now they will with hers.

  • -We can't just stand by and do nothing.

  • Everyone deserves a second chance.

  • Mum treats you like dirt, yet you still keep taking her back.

  • -That's different.

  • -How.

  • -We're not lifting a fang to help Ingrid.

  • This conversation is over.

  • -Fine.

  • I don't need your help.

  • I'll save Ingrid on my own.

  • -Over my dead body.

  • -[chortling]

  • -Ahh!

  • -You're going to burn.

  • [laughs]

  • -[growl]

  • -Don't forget your sun cream.

  • -[growl] [hiss]

  • -If you want to live, get in.

  • -Get the van.

  • -You can relax.

  • I'm one of you.

  • We need to stick together if we want

  • to say ahead of the slayers.

  • -How come you're not burning up?

  • -Heh, UV filter.

  • You're safe in here.

  • What happened to your face?

  • -I bit a teenager and caught something off him.

  • Where are you heading?

  • -As far from the slayers as I can get.

  • You can chill.

  • We've lost them.

  • -If I leave now, I'll just catch the 12:26.

  • -This is not a good idea.

  • -Ingrid's alive.

  • I'm going to save her.

  • -If you leave now, you'll burn to a crisp.

  • You must wait until nightfall.

  • -There's no time.

  • -Ohh.

  • -Ow.

  • Oh.

  • Ow.

  • Ow.

  • Ow.

  • Ow.

  • Ow.

  • Ow.

  • Ooh.

  • Ohh.

  • Oof.

  • -Running away isn't the answer, Vlad.

  • -I wasn't running away.

  • I was just.

  • -You don't have to lie to me.

  • I'm on your side.

  • Come on, in we go.

  • -Ahh.

  • -Ah uhn.

  • Ahh.

  • -Topman?

  • -Slayers.

  • -You said we'd lost them.

  • The found us.

  • I don't know how, but they found us.

  • - I think we can lose them.

  • Do you think we can lose them?

  • -No.

  • -Me neither.

  • YOUNG SLAYER: Who's driving then?

  • EXPERIENCED SLAYER: one of them.

  • -If we're tracking them, why are we getting so close?

  • -I've explained this plan 1,000 times.

  • -Believe it will work?

  • -Don't say a word.

  • -You were very brave.

  • -Oh, thanks.

  • -Brave and stupid.

  • -And there it is.

  • -You are giving up?

  • There is one way you can get to her.

  • -How?

  • -It's small and black and rhymes with hat.

  • -Ahh.

  • I'm not turning into a bat.

  • -You have to.

  • -No way.

  • -It's easy.

  • -Never going to happen.

  • [engine stalling]

  • -No, don't do this to us.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • Do you think they saw us turn off?

  • INGRID: Yes.

  • They saw us.

  • [whine of ignition failure]

  • Lock the doors.

  • Lock the doors!

  • [grunting]

  • [popping, air hissing]

  • Hah!