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- You just got married. Congratulations.
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- I did, thank you. - That's exciting.
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- I know. I know.
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- How long have you been together?
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- How long-- we've been together--
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We've been together three years, I think.
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Yeah, we got married just before Christmas.
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- And I heard she was late to the wedding?
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- [chuckles] This is true.
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My wife--God, it sounds so amazing
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just after you get married.
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Or even the term sounds new.
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She has never been on time for anything in her life,
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and so my job was to find--
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One of my jobs was to find the venue,
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and I made sure I found--
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The place where we were having the reception was next to the chapel so that when she didn't turn up on time,
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I could go and go, "Wait, incoming."
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And--but, no, she was a good half hour late.
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Her grandfather had to be sort of held back from going and summoning her.
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But everyone else was really stressed,
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but I was kind of relaxed
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knowing she had never been on time for pretty much anything in her life.
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- But you'd think she'd be on time for her wedding.
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You'd think that would be the one day she'd be on time,
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but it's very, very understanding of you.
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- Will you have a word with her? - I will.
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Where is she? - She's actually here in LA.
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- I'll talk to her. Yeah.
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I don't understand the lateness.
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I'm early for everything.
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Even if I try to be late, somehow time changes,
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and I'm early.
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I don't--I'll talk to Stephen about that.
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Where did you go on your honeymoon?
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- We went--we went skiing over Christmas.
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We went to the Alps, which was such a beautiful idea,
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but unfortunately, there was no snow.
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So we basically-- but that was an excuse
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just to take long lunches, drink a lot of red wine,
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and have a lot of fondue.
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- I heard a little bit about this,
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so I got you something as a honeymoon--as a wedding present.
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Andy.
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- So you have some fondue. You have red wine.
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You have chocolate. - Wow.
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Chocolate, fondue set and wine.
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- Yup. - Thank you, Ellen.
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- You're welcome.
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And what's your wife's name?
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- Hannah. - Hannah.
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I'm gonna talk to Hannah backstage
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and explain to her why she needs to be on time.
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Uh-oh.
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Did you want to see more videos?
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Hold on.
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- This is my first time on a talk show.
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- What is it, Noah? - My first time on a talk show.
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- Oh, man. Welcome.
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[laughter]