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- Poop, poop for me, poop for daddy, uugghh poop.
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Oh god, he peed, he peed, he must have peed.
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Oh he peed, he peed, he peed, he peed.
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Pesto? Pesto, did you pee?
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(blows)
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Eat the food so you don't eat my food later.
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Ehh!
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Ehh!
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Stop eating grass.
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Why are you eating grass, are you a cow?
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See, yummy yummy, mmm-- Eww.
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Look at me, look at me, look at me (camera click)
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You're not looking at me.
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Oh, where'd you go? (laughs)
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Yah, oh my god hold, hold (camera click)
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Pesto, drop it, drop it, drop it Pesto.
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Sit, sit, sit.
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Oh my god who's the smartest puppy in the world?
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(snore) Pesto I said 5 minutes.
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(squeak)
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(squeak)
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(squeak)
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(gibberish) - Hello, hi.
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- Good job.
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Come on, let's go.
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Cha cha cha cha cha woo!
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You chew this, not this.
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This is really bad, I'm so mad at you.
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Hey you are not listening to me.
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Sit-- Oww! I'm gonna...
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Your dog is so cute.
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- No, your dog is the cutest puppy.
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Come here.
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- See you later.
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- No one's cuter than you.
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Raaaah, I gotcha.
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(singing) Pesto, stop,
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No don't eat it, don't eat it, oh god...
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Can bacon kill my dog?
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Oh my god I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Milk, cheese, onions, garlic...
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No pull your leash that way.
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I knew it you couldn't eat the bacon.
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We're not buying any more of that shit, are we?
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Magical bath time.
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Nope, nope, come on come back.
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Here' we go-- Pesto, Pesto, come back.
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See see see, trust me it feels good.
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It's not a problem at all.
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(snore)
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(yawn)
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Aww Pesto look, look at the puppies.
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Hmm, maybe I should get another dog?
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What do you think, Pesto?
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Do you want a little brother?
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Do you want a sister?
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This is some sick form of revenge, isn't it?
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- I don't really like dogs I'm more of a cat person.
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- Cool, umm, I'll call you.
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- You don't have my number.